📚 Megathread Shitposting Thread - JY’s so fat his scooty-puff can’t go on residential streets

[Terrifying Organisms]

Tried to fix his silly twitter picture

 

[wabbits]

Needs. Moar. Chins.

(But it's great anyway.)

 

[oKTrooner]

Okay so in the movie version of the Yaniv tales, which actors play which characters?

I nominate John Goodman for JY and Rhea Pearlman for Miriam

 

[Picklechu]

Okay so in the movie version of the Yaniv tales, which actors play which characters?

I nominate John Goodman for JY and Rhea Pearlman for Miriam

John Goodman is amazing, but I'm not sure that Johnny Tampons could be adequately portrayed without heavy CGI or making the character a puppet or something.

 

[oKTrooner]

John Goodman is amazing, but I'm not sure that Johnny Tampons could be adequately portrayed without heavy CGI or making the character a puppet or something.

We would be wise to seek the expertise from older Lucasfilms

 

[oKTrooner]

Thanks to a UK artist, JY suits are now available https://www.ctvnews.ca/mobile/lifes...-joyous-confident-squishy-bodysuits-1.4817229

 

[Second Hand Syringe]

I came across this video and felt it was fitting here.

My 14-year-old daughter was destroyed by court-ordered trans hormones:
"Canadian father Robert Hoogland of Surrey, British Columbia, tells how the BC Supreme Court put his daughter on testosterone on the sole basis of her own consent."

 

[pr3nt177]

I came across this video and felt it was fitting here.

My 14-year-old daughter was destroyed by court-ordered trans hormones:
"Canadian father Robert Hoogland of Surrey, British Columbia, tells how the BC Supreme Court put his daughter on testosterone on the sole basis of her own consent."

Bloody hell. Sometimes words just fail.

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

Was browsing some Ace Attorney(?) memes and I found some screenshots that seemed to recall Yaniv's misadventures at the BCHRT:

I hate that I had to make this. Someone else can add the text.

 

[Marvin]

I don't think the Tribunal itself is a completely clownish endeavor, of course.

Sure it is. Pursuing legal action should come with costs. Otherwise when the government foots the whole bill, Yaniv and other dipshits are exactly the natural outcome.

 

[Kiwisatz Spergeract]

How long until Johnny boy claims to have been kissed by Carona chan, and starts his racist rampage against the Yellow Scourge?

 

[oKTrooner]

I'm not saying JV is disgusting, but I just heard that Jonathan Yaniv was exposed to COVID-19.. As a precaution, COVID-19 is now under quarantine for 2 weeks.

 

[Ex Cummunicated Sasser HD]

 

[wabbits]

Yaniv is the inventor of the Social Distancer™, a life-saving technology field-tested in Vancouver and now needed around the world to slow the spread of COVID-19.

I have seen a compelling demonstration.

With a GoPro on his head to record scientific data, Yaniv entered an area teaming with people, switched on the Distancer™ Personal Pak, and in an instant, he was alone. Only his able assistant Miriam could withstand the powerful force of the Distancer. She did this by using the jamming antennae implanted in her middle fingers, which she activated by holding those fingers erect.

He's replicated that experiment successfully across a broad range of social environments for the last three years and has never failed. Kickstarter when?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I was watching Key and Peele videos today and I realized that JY's model of womanhood is Meegan.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It's like Ignatius J. Reilly fucked Borat in the ass under the boardwalk on the Jersey Shore.

 

[wabbits]

It's like Ignatius J. Reilly fucked Borat in the ass under the boardwalk on the Jersey Shore.

You know, you got me to re-watch all the Meegan skits last week. The restaurant is maybe the most Yanivesque. Though the one where she's baiting the bouncer and the street gang nearly edged out the restaurant.

 

[Terrifying Organisms]

I can't be the first one to see the resemblance.

 

[KeepHopeAlive]

I always thought that Yaniv's problems had something to do with this guy



molesting poor Dora Yaniv

 

[That Ho Over Here]

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I can't be the first one to see the resemblance.

In breaking news Ms. Yaniv was given the keys to the local hospital for the criminally insane. When asked why she had opened the doors and released several hundred cannibals, child murderers and arsonists she declined to comment. It is wildly speculated that she intends to hunt down and cage various members of an 'internet hate machine', though as she possesses a top speed of four miles an hour at short sprints nobody is sure how she attempts to net the trolls successfully.