Shinzo Abe Assassination

[Cedric_Eff]

He's either very mentally ill or something else is going on here.

Some people theorize he’s some sort of Chinese asset. He’s possibly being paid considering how much the Chinese and Koreans hate Abe.

Also gun control did work this time. Yes there are no ways to regulate DIY guns.

 

[smellybutthole]

Dude. During corona there were no freaking masks in Japan. Idk where you were if you had them on tap. They were almost impossible to get for a while there so I'm not blaming someone for coofin when they might not have even had the shitty アベノマスク。

The mask shortage was a few weeks max. People were making their own homebrew, and equally useless, masks at home.

Did you experience any of the corona-times in Japan or are you basing this all on youtube jvlogs?

 

[The Line]

Waiting for Japanese politicians to have their very own popemobiles after this.

 

[mold]

shot through the heart
demographic pain
he tried to give Japanese love
a good name

 

[DapperShark]

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Japan should reclaim its honor and murder these two fat faggots.

When the fuck did we get to the point when nationalism became a bad thing? Like yikes my dude, imagine loving your country

 

[Sunglasses @ Night]

Not sure if anyone's posted this but nigga what's going on here? Was a streetside porn shoot interrupted or did a local Waifu just collapse in a really odd way?

 

[Wodanaz]

Also gun control did work this time.

nigga he got shot and he ded

 

[Table Country]

*Political asassination in Japan*
"Wow!! Just like that one anime!!!!"
At least try to reign in your consoomer brain for one second.

At least Akira is certified Kino. It could be worse.
"Wow this is just like when Snape killed Dumbledore!"

 

[Puff]

nigga he got shot and he ded

The joke is that this is a good thing.

 

[Blacklight]

nigga he got shot and he ded

He got shot by a 'gun' made out of scrap parts I can find in my garage.

 

[The Line]

At least Akira is certified Kino. It could be worse.
"Wow this is just like when Snape killed Dumbledore!"

Doesn't matter how cool a piece of media is, if you start connecting irl events to it, you are a consoomer with brain damage.

 

[Tiggletown]

At least Akira is certified Kino. It could be worse.
"Wow this is just like when Snape killed Dumbledore!"

It's all the same.

Stop worshipping media.

 

[Wodanaz]

The joke is that this is a good thing.

lol based

He got shot by a 'gun' made out of scrap parts I can find in my garage.

yeah I know, it's just ironic. you ban guns to keep the nigger cattle in check and then you get shot. epic politician moment

 

[Markass the Worst]

lol based

yeah I know, it's just ironic. you ban guns to keep the nigger cattle in check and then you get shot. epic politician moment

Gun control results in politicians getting shot? Wtf I love gun control now.

 

[NyQuilninja]

 

[Suburban Bastard]

>anyone I disagree with politically or I personally find to be extremist is a federal agent

I was talking to the men you summoned, silly.

 

[Wodanaz]

It's all the same.

Stop worshipping media.

I will never stop singing the praises of artwork I find to be exceptional and prescient. And I will never stop dunking on those who mistakenly believe their favorite consoomer shit is exceptional and prescient.

 

[Liquid Vergil]

No, it was a 42 year old man who was formally in the Japanese navy, guy was said to have "no real grudge against Abe's ideologies" which is weird, but I expect either some weird schizo or he wants fame

The Japanese failure to physically age at all until 50 strikes again!

 

[Bixby Snyder]

>anyone I disagree with politically or I personally find to be extremist is a federal agent

That’s just stupid

Everyone knows the real culprit are The Jews

 

[The Line]

Reminder that feds monitor threads here that are relevant to recent violent events and @/null has been forced to relinquish information of users making "jokes" concerning these topics to the FBI on multiple occasions.

I will not quote any fedposts as to not accidentally archive them, but you know who you are, and making any sort of joke that involves the murder of politicians on this site is VERY retarded and you should edit your reply while you still can.
Feds do not take into account sarcasm or exaggeration.