💼 Careercow SHiFT / @shiftposting - Angriest speedrunner on earth. 20,000 hours spent playing one SpongeBob game. Frequently rages until his voice gets blown out.

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Nameless One said:
Elon Reeve Musk is proof. But Shift plans to have a kid so. Its a win for me. I like shift. He has a background in economics and helped me with it. Most useful financial advice I've ever got from a speedrunner on a random day.
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surely a woman would want to have a child with a grown man who has hour long compilations of him screaming at a spongebob game all over the internet with his face attached to them!
 
>This is all I've ever wanted! Somebody who actually has a fucking backbone, and he's young and he's going to fucking play forever dude!
>What did I do to deserve such a blessed life!
>Ten whole years... I've wanted to stop for so long.
The Sponge Curse has found a new host. SHiFT is now free.
 
germs said:
Does he enjoy anything that is not Spongebob related? Even outside of gaming; music, film, literature, sports, cars, women?
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Yes. He has played other games and had fun with them. He used to play COD BO2 multiplayer with his staff from 2 am to 4 am after speed run attempts.

He got up to the Abyss Watchers fight in Dark Souls III one time and seemed to enjoy it.

There's also countless Meme Stream vods he did around Christmas. Mediashare earrape was a fun era.
 
germs said:
Does he enjoy anything that is not Spongebob related? Even outside of gaming; music, film, literature, sports, cars, women?
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SHiFT usually just speaks about the run itself, its history and whats currently happening in the BFBB community and speed running at large,
granted these are topics hes extremely knowledgeable and passionate about, So he will go on at length about them in a way that only someone knowledgeable and passionate about can.

Aside from that, he'll talk about what his plans are for his channel, how hes currently feeling and what his future plans are.

In the hundreds and hundreds of hours ive watched him he once spoke about how much he likes breaking bad and saulgood mans character.
he mentioned recently he wants to have kids with his girlfriend so we can assume hes straight
 
sodaboard said:
if he can do a good deep dive on the history of its development that'd be cool, in the same way that people have documented other games like simpsons H&R
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the thing is, he stopped making these videos bc at a certain point he’d only be talking about his own achievements.

tonight shift has been playing hit and run and seems kinda happy tho
 
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