Shark or toxic waste?

[The Curmudgeon]

You must choose one and only one of these. You can't say none of the above or choose another option. Just because!

Would you rather die by getting swallowed whole by a shark and crushed in its throat like this:

Or would you rather get drenched in toxic waste, mutated, then hit by car so you explode like this:

 

[Angry Shoes]

I choose not to die yet

 

[Solid Snek]

Toxic waste turns people into superheroes. Then I could get all the boyfriend-free girls I want.

 

[Danny.exe]

Exploding would be a cool death, and even with the mutations it's better than being stuck in Jaws 3.

 

[Reshiram Battle.mp3]

I mean, all the deviantart circle tool art makes it seem like getting vored would be half-okay, so shark, obviously. Getting half smothered half drowned to death and having my body not go to waste seems better than getting nickelodeon slimed with toxic waste, gaining 500 new exotic ass cancers, and dying miserably.

 

[Solid Snek]

I mean, all the deviantart circle tool art makes it seem like getting vored would be half-okay, so shark, obviously. Getting half smothered half drowned to death and having my body not go to waste seems better than getting nickelodeon slimed with toxic waste, gaining 500 new exotic ass cancers, and dying miserably.

Reshiram.

 

[REMEMBERMKULTRA]

Reshiram.
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I watched the Nick Bates video no problem but Justin was too much even for me.

 

[Madre Muerte]

The shark one looks hot