Share Your School Stories - Weirdos, freaks, and idiots (self-inclusion optional)

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The Last Stand said:
I remember going to school after the Michelle Obama healthy lunch program. Basically, schools were required to serve healthier food options. No more fries, pizza, junk food, etc. The problem is that school lunch was disgusting as it was. This program made it worse.

The school lunch was either undercooked, burnt or just bleh. The chicken nuggets were pink inside. The hot dogs were barely red. The pasta and meat sauce, basically inedible.

Literally, students were grab their lunch and toss it in the trash can NEXT TO THE LUNCH LADIES.

I would pack my lunch usually, but they would only have two microwaves in a cafeteria. We had about an half hour to eat as well, so you better hope you'd hightail it to the lunchroom in time.

I remember they even banned sodas from school. If you brought a soda from home, they'd make you throw it out.
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When I was in elementary school, I got excited by the soda machines in middle and high schools and couldn't wait to drink all that soda in school. Then that cunt took them away right before I got the chance to.
 
FuckedUp said:
When I was in elementary school, I got excited by the soda machines in middle and high schools and couldn't wait to drink all that soda in school. Then that cunt took them away right before I got the chance to.
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I remember school had water vending machines right next to the water fountains.
 
My high school had an annual day-long GLAAD assembly that teachers could choose to take their classes to. In junior year they were doing a Q&A during my English class, and some trans kid admitted their first "community" was "4chan's LGBT board". A couple girls behind me asked themselves what 4chan was, so I turned around and told them to get out their phones and enter "4chan.org/b/". The looks on their faces were priceless.
 
Once when I was in middle school, I was waiting in line for lunch then some kid does one of those top doorframe slaps, misses, busts his head open and starts bleeding everywhere, like a pool of blood. An ambulance arrived and I never found out what happened to the kid, we weren't allowed in the lunch hall till the next day, IE we ate in the main hall.
 
FuckedUp said:
When I was in elementary school, I got excited by the soda machines in middle and high schools and couldn't wait to drink all that soda in school. Then that cunt took them away right before I got the chance to.
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What's fucked up is that we had soda machines, but all the regular soda was replaced with diet soda, you know, the stuff that's even worse for you.
 
They did that over here after Jamie Oliver decided to be a spaz.

Luckily it didn't go into full force until I was in Sixth Form, so at that point I could tell the teachers to fuck off if they whinge that I'm drinking a Coca Cola, but I do know the vending machines in the canteen got tipped over by some angry Year 10s when they got rid of the pop in place of Fruit Shoots and bottled water.
 
CWCissey said:
They did that over here after Jamie Oliver decided to be a spaz.

Luckily it didn't go into full force until I was in Sixth Form, so at that point I could tell the teachers to fuck off if they whinge that I'm drinking a Coca Cola, but I do know the vending machines in the canteen got tipped over by some angry Year 10s when they got rid of the pop in place of Fruit Shoots and bottled water.
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Fuck Jamie Oliver, that dickhead got Turkey Twizzlers banned, and then made a video showing off his own fucking version of Turkey Twizzlers.
 
FuckedUp said:
When I was in elementary school, I got excited by the soda machines in middle and high schools and couldn't wait to drink all that soda in school. Then that cunt took them away right before I got the chance to.
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At my school, they didn't quite take them away, but they only made them available after school hours so only people taking extracurriculars could buy soda.
 
Bender said:
Fuck Jamie Oliver, that dickhead got Turkey Twizzlers banned, and then made a video showing off his own fucking version of Turkey Twizzlers.
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That guy has to be the most abject fuck imaginable, a posh cunt who wants to take away any pleasure the pleb classes have, meanwhile pimping incredibly fatty unhealthy recipes himself. He should feed himself into a trash compactor.
 
AnOminous said:
That guy has to be the most abject fuck imaginable, a posh cunt who wants to take away any pleasure the pleb classes have, meanwhile pimping incredibly fatty unhealthy recipes himself. He should feed himself into a trash compactor.
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His series on cooking with what people would likely have in their cupboards during the Kung Flu Quarantine was laughable.
 
It was the end of school and I was on the bus waiting for it to depart, then suddenly two guys started fighting among the crowd. Some resource officers went in and tried to break it up, one of the kids tried to fight the officer and got pepper-sprayed as a result.
 
CWCissey said:
His series on cooking with what people would likely have in their cupboards during the Kung Flu Quarantine was laughable.
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I expect something like "...and after you add the caviar just take those quail eggs..." or some other out-of-touch bullshit.

At least Gary Rhodes (RIP) tried to keep the ingredients simple, dude seemed like a lovely chap and he got me interested in cooking.
 
I remember as a kid in 6th Grade, two of my friends and I used to hang out on the concrete steps during recess and just chat, usually about video games, anime, or movies and TV, stuff like that.

I lived in a very rural redneck area as a kid and we didn't have enough students in our school district to justify the funding for a middle school, so 6th and 7th Graders went to the elementary school while 8th Graders took classes at the high school just down the road.

The elementary school was built on top of a hill with a playground and outdoor basketball courts at the bottom of the hill, with a flight of concrete stairs leading down there. This was where we'd often hang out.

I remember on one of the last days before the end of the school year, me and one of my buddies (we'll call him Tommy) decided to sing out loud for no real reason at all.

It was the end of 6th Grade and I was going to be home-schooled for 7th Grade the following year, so we figured we'd have one last hurrah.

We sang a bunch of country songs, I remember we started with "Whiskey River" and we even did "Jackson" with me singing Johnny Cash's lines and Tommy singing June Carter's.

I think we also sang a Big & Rich song since it was like 2005 and the Horse of a Different Color album was pretty big. Can't remember which song it was, but I know it was from that album,
 
Somebody farted on the bus. It was so strong even the bus driver was annoyed.

It was hot as hell that spring. I wanted to get out of the bus and into a shower.

I believe this was middle school or high school
 
I had a sperg classmate in high school. I only knew that because he went to the bathroom in the middle of a class and the teacher used that time to say something like: "Kids, we need to talk. That guy that went to the bathroom, he has Aspergers, so he's different from us. Treat him well" in a really serious tone, as if Aspergers was a super deadly illness. If you weren't there that day, the only way you could probably tell he had something strange was that he only talked about videogames and JoJo. That was it.
 
One time someone lit a trashcan in one of the bathrooms on fire, and another time I found an empty popcorn bag in one of the toilets in the same bathroom.
 
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