Share Your School Stories - Weirdos, freaks, and idiots (self-inclusion optional)

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There was an idiot kid at my highschool that actually thought it was possible to pull off moves from Naruto in real life. Does that count?
 
I manipulated special ed students to spit on people I ddin't like with false promises of friendship and candy.

Oh, high school. I was fucking around with the net send command in class because the IT was too incompetent to disable the windows messenger service. The school networks were fucked up, and I was used to fucking around with it on our A+ certification class where I could use * as the domain to send to all the computers in the classroom. The other students caught on, and we had fun messaging each other, best part about that class IMO.

Then, in another class, where I forgot that the network the A+ class was on was isolated from the rest of the school computers, I did net send with * as the domain.. Ooops, I messaged the entire computer system in the school (as far as I know). A dude who was in the A+ class as well made the same mistake right after me for laughs. A few minutes later the dean came in the class looking at all the computer IDs and the dude after me got in trouble and lost computer privileges the rest of the school year (which is bullshit, if they don't want people using net send don't fucking enable the messenger service dipshits). I was so fucking lucky, they must have just looked at the computer ID on the second message. Maybe I'm not remembering quite right and he said something inappropriate on it, but I'd probably remember that.
 
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Autopsy Porn said:
I didn't want to dissect a squid and the teachers were pushing me into the science class and then I ran out of the room crying and vomiting
I was called exceptional a lot. And no one was my friend after that. Sad face. It was the end of gradeschool anyway, oh well lol.
it's funny now because I always study anatomy and i'm prepping to become a medical examiner and I've seen things waaaay grosser than squid guts
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Sounds like a squid dissection would be neat, but that reminds me of middle school. We had dissected worms and a cow's eyeball, and so we moved on to clams. The thing about clams is that they rot pretty quickly, so when we were in the classroom we had live clams sitting on the tables, and once we were separated into groups, the teacher came by and broke them all in half. It upset a couple of the students, but we got over it and started poking around at the insides.

I don't know if it was an accident or some kid actually tossed clam meat in my direction, but some of it hit my arm (I wasn't a kid who liked to be touched and I hate slimy textures) and I shrieked in horror and rushed to the back wall and took a few minutes before I calmed and returned to finish the assignment. The thing to take into account is that the school at the time was a K-8 school that had the appearance of a trailer park, and most of the middle school classes were in one building. Classrooms were adjacent from each other and were connected by doors, so at least two different teachers poked their heads in to see what was up, and apparently the English class two doors down had heard me as the teacher asked what had happened when I had his class a couple of periods later. So it wouldn't have surprised me if most of the school had heard me that day.
 
Kari Kamiya said:
Sounds like a squid dissection would be neat, but that reminds me of middle school. We had dissected worms and a cow's eyeball, and so we moved on to clams. The thing about clams is that they rot pretty quickly, so when we were in the classroom we had live clams sitting on the tables, and once we were separated into groups, the teacher came by and broke them all in half. It upset a couple of the students, but we got over it and started poking around at the insides.
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In middle school, we dissected cow eyeballs too! The teacher screwed up, though. She said that the eyeballs were donated by McDonalds, and so she caused a school-wide rumor that McDonald's meat genuinely had eyeballs in it.

What actually happened was McDonald's funded a program for the biology department, and part of the money went towards buying the eyeballs to dissect. McDonalds themselves didn't just donate eyeballs.
 
sadly until i was thirteen i was a literal social retard and eventually learned how to fake being a kinda normal human.


it goes without saying that i was not a popular kid.

edit: im exceptional, i didnt put an example.

so in what i think was kindergarten i was in a gym for some reason and i asked to go to the bathroom as i walked to the bathroom there was a clearly unfinished room and a dude who i think was the janitor cleaning in it.
anyways dumb me decided as i came back from the bathroom that i should talk to the guy, so dumb me did. somehow we ended up talking about card games, keep inn mind i was a kinder gardener and had never played any before, i think i stared at the card art but that was about it.
anyways we somehow got to the point where he said that i can have all his cards but we have to meet in the same room again tomorrow, again i will restate that i was dumb and IN KINDERGARTEN, so some 20 something year old guy just offered to bring me a garbage bad filled with trading cards and surprisingly enough he did the next day.
now for some reason i lied to everyone about what happened and im not sure if it was because i knew i did a dumb thing or because i wanted to hide the cards, i should add that its hard to hide a garbage bag filled with cards as a kindergartner without a locker so i ended up getting busted and had to share the cards with the rest of the class.
i know i got mewtwo and some cards from magic that my mom threw out, but other than that nothing bad happened and i learned to trust random strangers who offer you things, AGAIN I WAS REALLY DUMB.
 
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I got more stories
There was this autistic kid named Wyatt would always try to fight people when they messed with him and his dad was a teacher, this stoner kid that teachers hated and always got in trouble for stupid reasons was being a smartass to him and Wyatt bashes this kid's head against the locker and the kid hits him back and the security guard comes out and grabs the kid and takes him to the principals office and gets suspended for 5 days and wyatt didn't get in trouble, at all, then in 10th grade I had like 3 classes with wyatt in 3rd hr social studies, he would always come late, and the teacher would gave a student close the door when the bell rang, so I decided to close the door right when it rang and I see him bolting down the hallway and I close it as soon as he got to it and he would start screaming and banging the shit out of the door and then in that class we had a sub on a test day and he was really pissed for some reason and when we're joking around after we were all done with the test and he yells I'm going to beat you all up and the sub tells him to quiet down then a dude starts to fuck with him and the sub threatens to send them to the office, and he loved to be a vigilante I was sitting in the teachers chair before class and he says says Get up and I said no and he clocks me in the face and I said "what the fuck was that for" and he starts making this growling sound, then later in the semester, I took a early college visit and I came back to catch my bus at school and he comes running up to me, he was in my 5th hour and says WHERE WE'RE YOU, and I said not here, and he goes what a bloody idiot, and my buddy friend says "what are you british" then when CWC was on hiatus, I asked wyatt if he knew about him and said I AM NOTHING LIKE HIM. and didn't see him much in 11th and 12th grade cause I was in early college gone from the school half the day, and he was like really smart had almost a 4.0 GPA I actually talked to a teacher last summer I had him with and she said he just dropped out of college, couldn't handle it apparently.
Then On the bus to early college the alternative school kids rode in the back of the bus and like 3 of them smoked weed on the bus with the windows open and the bus driver was kind of a hippie, she played the 60s and 70s classic rock station on the bus and said "I know what you kids are doing back there" and she didn't say anything on the bus, then in the afternoon on the way back to school, it was almost 80 degrees and we had all the windows down, and they smoked a whole bag of weed and the bus REEKED of weed, the bus driver didn't even notice and we all burst out laughing, then a month later every bus had a camera in the back.
then in 8th grade some kid left a pair of shorts on the bus and me and my friend threw them out the window on this dirt country road and the bus driver didn't notice, then the next day the bus driver asks everyone on the bus if they knew what happened and we all said nothing and then she said there was a Ipod classic in it, this was 2008 so that was expensive as fuck and she said the school would deal with it, and nobody got in trouble.
Then In 9th grade, I was really pissed for some reason and I kicked a lunchroom door with a window on it and it smashed but didnt shatter, and I was surprised I didn't get in trouble cause it was during lunch so I just walked to my next class and apparently there was this kid got caught with a gun in his locker so he was in the office the whole day and a sheriff deputy comes to the school to talk to him and assumed he broke the window, I think he got suspended for like 10 days or something but not for the window shattering but I never got in trouble, then a week later the same type of window got smashed by the gym.
 
There was this black kid at my high school who got suspended after he was caught on camera going into the girl's locker room while a PE class was going on and walking out with a handful of shoes and socks.
 
ForgedBlades said:
There was this black kid at my high school who got suspended after he was caught on camera going into the girl's locker room while a PE class was going on and walking out with a handful of shoes and socks.
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Did he chimp out when he got suspended?
 
So one day early in my senior year of high school I go to my government class after lunch and find some of my classmates are laughing about something. Others are in disbelief and a few are openly disgusted. As I walk in everybody is eager to fill in the rest of us about what happened during lunch.

One of the juniors took a shit in the middle of a hallway. On purpose. Because he thought it'd be funny. At least that's what the guy who acted as a lookout for the incident told us. I think what it really was was so everybody in the school would remember him. It turned out he was terminally ill and died a few days before the end of the year. He wasn't mentioned during the graduation ceremony because he wasn't a senior and the ceremony was really vanilla anyways, but we did talk about him during the practice ceremony earlier in the day. It's over ten years later and I'm sharing it with all of you, so his plan to be remembered worked.
 
Some girl I never talked to (that I remember) went around telling people I was her boyfriend. This took place around a year after my first post and I was still only fairly interested in my own things. Only reason I found out was because some other girls reached out and asked me. I was perplexed and wondered if they meant someone else, they then said are you "first name last name". So I was forced to be a fucking asshole. She never reached out to me and asked me, which she really should've. but then again I never really bothered following it up either. I guess I didn't care enough, and all I would've been able to talk about was vidya. She was probably just shy and not weird or autistic though. And not even in the same class.
 
There was this REALLY exceptional kid that went to my elementary school. He was a bony kid and looked like a satirical caricature of a jew, with a bowl cut that made his head look like a mushroom. ANYWAYS,
this kid fucking loved playing with string. He'd flail his arms and watch the string flap about in the air, he would take anything that resembled string, he'd pull stuff from frayed carpets, he'd even make string from the plastic bags that littered the school grounds.

Anyways. I'm in year three and it's nearing easter and we're making bunny masks. Colouring them in and putting them on card etc. Then the special ed teacher comes in with this kid in tow, he's flailing his arms with string in hand and making his tard face. She brings him in to make masks, but this kid isn't interested in the masks, he's interested in the string. My friend asks me if I can hide the string in my tray, because for some reason she thought that tards touching stuff tainted it.

So I tell her "Fine. I'll hide it from him." and he sees me do this, he walks over to me and tries to take the string. I tell him firmly "No."

He points at it again with a sneer, he's gesticulates firmly at the string. He WANTS that damn string from me. I tell him no again. Then this kid fucking snaps and starts beating me with his fists. This kid just fucking attacked me over some damn string. Thankfully the retard is stopped by the Sped teacher and she YANKS him out of the class and that was the first and only interaction I had with him.
 
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When I was in my second year of secondary school, someone shat in one of the urinals. Turns out it was a kid with Downs Syndrome.

When I was in my final year, someone put a used tampon in one of the vending machines. The deputy rector happened to find it and needless to say she was not amused. I think she took the afternoon off work after she found it, if I remember rightly.
 
Obligatory Bathroom Horror Story: The "Skills Wing" was for all the physically crippled and intellectually challenged youth, well, the bathroom was the closest one and often was the cleanest (surprisingly enough). Unfortunately, some kid took the greenest shit you've ever seen and maybe three times at one go. I had to go straight back to class without relieving myself until later on.
 
One lunch time in my sophomore year of high school, I was hanging around in the library waiting for a friend to arrive so we could work on a project.

Not long after I sat down on a chair, I heard a loud commotion outside of the doors to the library. I look over, and see the friends of a guy who was known for being the stereotypical class clown in my year. However, I didn't see the guy anywhere. That was until I looked to the side of the door. There I saw him, squeezing through the book drop off slot in the wall. (He was a short and skinny guy, so it wasn't too hard for him to do that). Going to a boring school in a rural area, this was easily the funniest thing I had seen there in my time at the high school. To top it all off, when he finished squeezing through the slot, he proclaimed "They said I could become anything I wanted, so I became a library book." At that point I burst out laughing and left the library, lest I got kicked out.
 
Two stories. One about me, one about a friend. I've posted both of these elsewhere on the forums but I'll share them again here just to contribute to the thread.

When I was in high school I was pretty socially oblivious, to the point where if boys were hitting on me I wasn't really aware of it. I was also really into dinosaurs, like to an embarrassing extent. One of my classmates who had a crush on me asked me out to see Jurassic Park at the movie theater. The experience was your textbook awkward high school date with things like holding hands and him trying to put his arm around me, but the one thing that I really remember was our awkward kiss where I didn't want to look away from the theater screen because I was so fixated on the goddamned dinosaurs.

The cartoon SWAT Kats debuted on Cartoon Network when I was going to school. Unfortunately, my parents were cheapskates who did not pay for the cable package that included that channel so I didn't get to see it. But, I did have a proto-furfag friend who I hung out with on occasion who had Cartoon Network and he'd videotape the show for me so I could watch it. He was kind of an awkward outcast like me and had a crush on the character T-Bone, the chubby one. We didn't really keep in touch after high school though, which is something I sort of regret. I'm pretty sure he was gay (hence the crush) but he was still a good friend.
 
LagoonaBlue said:
When I was in my final year, someone put a used tampon in one of the vending machines. The deputy rector happened to find it and needless to say she was not amused. I think she took the afternoon off work after she found it, if I remember rightly.
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This reminds me of when someone put a used condom on a door handle in high school. Really glad that hallway had double doors.
 
I don't have any bathroom stories myself, but one of my brothers got suspended in elementary school for flooding the bathroom. He thought it was a hilarious idea to flush all the toilets over and over again.

Also in elementary school, the music teacher had a bearded dragon named Godzilla who was kind of like the classroom pet (for music class). She sometimes let her out and we would hold her or run a finger along her back. When I was in either fifth or sixth grade, allegedly someone had stolen the lizard from the classroom, which was pretty upsetting. I'm not sure how true that was, so I'm thinking the lizard just died, though I don't know why we'd be told she was stolen if that was the case.
 
Ever have that one dumbass who decides to pull a stupid prank, get caught, and in the process is busted for something even worse?

Well, while I was sitting in class one day in high school, some sped thought it would fucking hilarious to toss a fire cracker outside a window a few doors down while the teacher of their class stepped out, hoping to cause a panic-ridden shitstorm in the process.

Dumb motherfucker does this, get fingered by half the class when every teacher in the area IMMEDIATELY converges on the class this happened in, and worse, a COP was making a pit stop near the school over a different matter that day.

Douchebag is immediately detained, and promptly gets in fifty times the trouble when he's given a pat down and discovered to have enough drugs on his person to get half the school stoned, and it turned out the idiot was the resident drug lord of the school, and NO ONE had the slightest hint he was the guy who supplied the weed smokers and cokeheads until that day he fucked up doing that stupid prank.
 
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