Share Your School Stories - Weirdos, freaks, and idiots (self-inclusion optional)

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One kid comes to mind. He lived on the same street as me for a while during elementary school years and always had the most ridiculous bullshit stories. Once when he had some kind of rash on his leg he claimed it was from falling through the lake ice and into a toxic waste drum and ever since then he'd had that rash.

The funniest and most bullshit story he ever told came shortly after he started taking lessons at the local strip mall karate joint. He claimed that his dojo had a three part test in order to get your black belt. Part one was fighting and defeating the sensei (already ridiculous but it gets worse). Part two was defeating a giant robotic spider that's bite "wouldn't kill you but would make you really sick." The final part was defeating a robotic dragon that breathed real fire.
 
There was this kid in my middle school who wanted to be a memelord and one year, on the first day of school when we were all made to introduce ourselves and say something about ourselves, he jumped out of his chair and landed on all fours and said "im gay!" in a very unusual voice. Nobody understood the reference, and everyone became very confused by this behavior. Also, his nickname was "Kiwi". No relation though.

edit: Kiwi here also wanted Donald Trump to win the 2016 elections so that more memes could be made about him.
 
Almost every year of high school, someone died over the summer, and always in a different way.
I had a minor crush on one of them, actually. She died in a cottage fire. The others, iirc, were a retard(literal) who died to his degenerative disease, a couple car crashes, and some sports incident. At least three out of five years, someone died.
 
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Almost every year of high school, someone died over the summer, and always in a different way.
I had a minor crush on one of them, actually. She died in a cottage fire. The others, iirc, were a retard(literal) who died to his degenerative disease, a couple car crashes, and some sports incident. At least three out of five years, someone died.
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We had a significant number of students die in a game of drunk car chicken when I was in high school. Neither of the drivers chicken out
 
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We had a significant number of students die in a game of drunk car chicken when I was in high school. Neither of the drivers chicken out
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God needed some brave souls, and he drafted the best.

On the topic of highschool tragedies, in my Sophomore year, 3 teenagers all related as cousins got into a car crash out of state.

The driver was someone I knew, he was so funny, he'd crack me up every day. Apparently all of them were drunk, I believe their speed was 120 MPH, or close to it if I recall.

The crash happened early in the morning around 6:00 AM, my thought is they hit gravel, loss traction and hit a tree head-on. The pictures are brutal, the back of the car is smashed into the base of the tree, and the front of the car tumbled (I think 100) feet or more out in a field. Its been a while since I read it.

Even before I knew of KF I was archiving everything, so I still have articles that don't exist to this day about it. I remember a lot of people in gym were crying about them.

His cousins were older, so 16, 17 I think, and the driver was 15. Their family lost 3 people in one day. It was a bit eye opening to me.
 
We had this kid, really weird little fucker, moved in, obviously not much money. Start of Grade 8 and to this day, I remember that being the exact time I figured out humans and what makes us tick.

Everyone was hostile to him, even the energetic chicks who still liked Disney stuff, who were utterly harmless, were frosty. Then I joined in on fucking with this idiot, playing him against a teacher who favoured me, recycling his homework in different bins, just being a little shit.

One, we are pack animals, the hostility was all the towny kids unfying against the weird newcomer, it was pure animal brain in effect, there was no fucking mercy from anyone.

Two, being a jerk is bad (he wasn’t particularly nice to begin with) but being a funny jerk is rewarded with praise and increased social standing.

Those two lessons were so much more valuable and important than anything I ever learned that year.
 
At my highschool for some reason, every single kid seemed to have a Nintendo DS and pictochat was very popular. You could open up pictochat at anytime during the schoolday, anywhere on the campus, and there would be multiple people in the chat rooms drawing pictures (mostly of dicks ofc). Bomberman was also very popular because you could download play it. I graduated before Pokemon Diamond/Pearl came out but I heard that it was also very popular as well and there was usually people in the trade rooms. Did anyone in high school during the mid 2000s have a similar experience? I know this isn't really about a particular person per se, but I think it was a little weird the per capita DS possession at my highschool was so high.
 
DrunkenLemon said:
God needed some brave souls, and he drafted the best.

On the topic of highschool tragedies, in my Sophomore year, 3 teenagers all related as cousins got into a car crash out of state.

The driver was someone I knew, he was so funny, he'd crack me up every day. Apparently all of them were drunk, I believe their speed was 120 MPH, or close to it if I recall.

The crash happened early in the morning around 6:00 AM, my thought is they hit gravel, loss traction and hit a tree head-on. The pictures are brutal, the back of the car is smashed into the base of the tree, and the front of the car tumbled (I think 100) feet or more out in a field. Its been a while since I read it.

Even before I knew of KF I was archiving everything, so I still have articles that don't exist to this day about it. I remember a lot of people in gym were crying about them.

His cousins were older, so 16, 17 I think, and the driver was 15. Their family lost 3 people in one day. It was a bit eye opening to me.
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When I was in high school, a football game with one of our main rivals was cancelled mid-game, the first was that the rival school's main quarterback, basically hulking beast going to UT on a football scholarship collapsed on the field...basically he suffered cardiac arrest on the field, and that incident was one of the things that led to the state passing a law to have defibrillators in every public school. He was diagnosed with lethal arrhythmia, was implanted with a pacemaker, and could never play football again. UT still let him on the scholarship and he ended up becoming the territory manager for Abbott's Cardiac and Rhythm Management division selling pacemakers and defibrillators to hospitals.

But the thing that officially cancelled the game was the death of a former teammate, one of the starters from the previous year and still important in the team despite having graduated that last past May. There was an intersection south of town where the highway widened out just enough to have a left turn lane onto another major road, but you had to turn left in front of two lanes going 70+ MPH (or left out). The state had already started a project to convert it to a divided freeway and add an overpass but at this intersection, this unprotected left caused a six vehicles "including a dump truck with a trailer, a truck tractor, a car, and a pickup". Four people died in this massive wreck; one of them was the old teammate. And that was when the game was ended abruptly.
 
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Reviving this thread with a story of my own:
I've got plenty, and God are they funny. I'll keep it vague but basically it was right after recess and the class was pretty empty, maybe 5-8 people in it while the rest were still out. We're all pretty tired and the teacher's prepping the lesson or had just started, can't remember, and then suddenly we hear this voice come out of the window "Teacher! AHHH!" in a slightly high pitched, girly voice, I instantly recognized it as the voice of a big guy in our class and with only the sound to go off of, the mental image we formed of this huge guy getting fucked/molested was absolutely hilarious. I distinctly remember every single person in the class standing up and rushing to the window and practically laughing our lungs out while the teacher stood there quite miffed, both at our behavior and what the guy said. Good times.
 
>>dumb annoying spic boy who was able to suck up lemon head candy with his nostrils or mouth and make them come out the other hole, liked to show off. one day got it stuck and he began choking on the ground crouching, teacher didnt give a fuck and a previous year an earlier teacher told this boy that she wanted to hurt him so bad and i overheard it

>>getting my ass beat, body smacked, arms twisted, boogers and spit put on me for NO FUCKING REASON!!!

>>many shankings with pencils, pens, scissors, none to me or done by me

>>lots of food theft at lunch and forced total drama island brunch of disgustingness shit with horribly mixed up food that did have people puke, from watching or eating, and sometimes had to leave school and go to the doctor

>>a very crazy amount of molestation, theft and beatings (none to me) by one nigger demon in the early 2000s, but the principal was DEI minded even back then and was afraid she would get killed or beat up by his jailbird family

>>shit stolen all the time, mine and others

>>crabs and lizards used as weapons and fear mongering. I liked them and used them to keep bullies at bay or torment annoying fucks

>>probably literal schizo crackhead kid lined up a pencil with his belly button and charged the wall to pound and stab himself with it, lots of blood, big injury

>>kids eating gross af big beetles for no reason. Live. Werent dared or starving

>>very violent tag and hide and seek tag, was a victim and perp

>>fights with branches, once a wasp nest was deployed on a branch sword

>>tiny amount of drugs and an exceptionally risque porno mag brought by the class nig in 5th grade

>>5th grade teacher showing us a video she didn't ever pre review for history class, called "foot soldier" and it had naked women in it, class screamed a lot, my mom wanted to stab my teacher to death

>>class constantly asking the most retarded and very offensive and inappropriate questions to dare, another elective teacher who was a veteran before and the people that come on that one day a year to talk about different cultures in the library. Every time we had that elective some kid would ask the vet if he actually killed people or how many. Once the same magazine nig asked if he did or would kill babies and kids. He would never react "well" and would always give a non answer, but these faggots and other classes faggots would never stop and multiple people would ask the same shit during the same class session

>>same 5th grade teacher wanted to torture and end us all just for going through a divorce, even the 100% good kids that were not rare in the early 2000s

>>same 5th grade teacher showing us videos that mocked retarded people, disabled people, pocs, native americans and homeless people during science and history class. They literally used the words negro and retarded and said retarded people dont have homes or jobs.

>>same teacher showing us some food chain animation which had a visual of a real human man "voring" a screaming live piglet and my class laughing and kicking around at it but i was disturbed by it

>>kids looking up black pregnancy porn during computer time, telling others to do so, they did, no one punished or stopped even though the teacher seemed aware of it and people snitched

>>same teacher showing us a really gory sci fi evolving animals animation/movie

>>same teacher shit talking cuba once my friend brought up her home country

>>same teacher showing us super gory acted out slavery and native american videos and the latter had one episode with sexual themes. They were gorier than shit i saw on tv at home

>>same teacher put on princess and the frog at the end of the year and none of us could handle ray jay fireflys murder, even the super mean and ghetto kids, we all cried so much and didnt want to eat the christmas snacks for a while. Interestingly, i think i saw her wipe a few tears too

>>same teacher using illegal punishments ie blanket punishments, the punishment of the whole class for one faggots actions

>>piss bottle found and used as grenade during recess

>>period blood or shit smears on walls, toilets, sinks, trash cans

>>weaponized farts, spit and puke at lunch

>>fake gun and grenade brought to kindergarten. The gun was from my bully and presented as real. It was real enough looking to kids but not adults. No real punishment, just the toys confiscated

>>piss and shit in the sandbox

>>one teacher staging a really elaborate leprachaun sighting and visit on saint patricks day, that was awesome, we all believed it

>>boy forced to suck up gravel in his bellybutton and nostrils at recess that other kids inserted far down

>>teachers who hated us acting all scared and traumatized for us because a harmless potbelly pig came by the school and it wasnt even big

>>finding out about a fucked up death of an ex friend

>>kids burning their own arms with matches and lighters

>>boys choking each other for no reason and leaving bruises

>>asian boy simping hard for a girl who sat next to him, she would always take off her shoes during class and tell him to massage her feet, teacher didnt ever stop it

>>this same boy found loose human hair that someone cut off their own head on the class floor, said he could eat it or burn it on my teachers candles and freaked her out with that statement and her being schizo germaphobic

>>boys screaming, arguing, getting in each others faces and accusing celebrities of gay rape or just being gay in 6th grade math class

>>everybody bullying my belieber friend bad after jb hit a teen boy at that arcade years back, like she was justin biebers wife and keeper or it was her fault lmao

>>health teacher telling us half the class would be dead of poor diet and therefore heart disease before 45 in middle school at least once a week

>>gun and death threats from child to child, in the early 2000s where kids only had their feet in the internet pool and shootings were very very rare

>>being told to bring in my frogs and snakes since we were studying them, only for the kids and teachers to get schizo and scared, making noise and telling me to put them away 14 seconds after taking them out, and making my mom leave her big money job in the middle of the day to take the terrariums home since multiple girls cried and wouldn't focus on their work, thinking they would escape the cages and bite their ass or that my animals that i handled without gear and at 7 fucking years old were deadly and venomous

>>2nd grade foodfight, perps told that they can go to jail, teacher told fuck you and shoved away by one of the perps, i hated this kid but that was based

>>so much glue eating and the kids looked really weird and never got sick from it. Also people making "glue gloves"

>>being classed as gifted then doing motherfucking GATE in kindergarden and early grade school. luckily got kicked out for failing to build a little moving animatron with legos good enough. Most of the typical GATE story elements were there.

>>kids acting out or trying to act out slavery in class and at recess when we were learning about it, asshole boys calling the class nig their slave and him reacting back and beating them up. These boys were usually friendly to each other on other days, and made up eventually but backstabbed each other again at the end of the year. It was crazy

>>two women kindergarten teachers getting arrested for theft from kids, stealing shit like sneakers and food and every kind of abuse and neglect but sexual abuse. They stole my food and tried to steal my shoes. This fucking cunt ate my fruity pebbles at her desk. This was a private school that some of the epstein class sent their kids to.

I never even went to a poorly rated school but it felt ghetto af and was a miserable experience that should only be served to human and animal torturers or rapists. My fifth grade teacher was satan and deserves to get sharty'd. Now send me money to my therapy gofundme.
 
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