Share Your School Stories - Weirdos, freaks, and idiots (self-inclusion optional)

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Some random shit I remember:

- One year in art class my friend drew a picture of a snowman warming up by a fireplace. It was supposed to be a joke about the snowman committing suicide. Our teacher thought it was cute and it ended up on the school's Christmas newsletter.

- I took a photography class one year. One assignment was supposed to be about landscapes, but I thought that was boring so I had my sister dress up in an alien costume doing silly things like peeking out of a box in the background or sitting on the roof. One of the pictures was of a cornfield and she was in it with a chainsaw. That picture ended up getting honorable mention at a gallery showing because my teacher liked how the corn looked.

- There was a kid a grade below us who everyone hated because he was so damn annoying. The PSP had recently come out. He got one and wouldn't shut up about it. He had some RPG game that he was always playing. One day he left the room, and in front of everyone I took the game out of his backpack. That weekend I sold it at Gamestop. No one ever told him what happened.

- We had this homeroom thing that everyone went to for like 10 minutes between 1st and 2nd period. Mine was the French teacher for some reason. One day I was randomly talking with someone about the Dexter's Lab episode where all he can say is omelette du fromage. The teacher heard us and went on this crazy excited spiel about different french foods. The next day she tried to start up a French club. I don't think anyone joined.

- For senior prank the grade above us covered the school in straw and BB gun pellets so that vacuum cleaners couldn't be used.

- The librarian would always call students 'you people' which we found amusing.

- When I was a freshman there was one day in my history class where we heard the janitor outside screaming curse words for about 10 minutes.
 
-I remember that one time during the last day of school in 2016, I was in the school theatre and I noticed some kid with microcephaly walking unattended into the theatre where the electronic music was playing. I am wondering if she still remembers that particular song to this day,

- There was this one time I was in the Art Class during a November day in 2014 and I and everyone in the room smelt something of burning rubber. The entire school was evacuate and we had to wait for the bus in the cold.

- I also do remember at the last day of school in 2014, they played this song.

- I also remember during a school field trip in the downtown city my partner wanted to look at the sculptures because he though it looked cool, but upon closer look of it, he hated the sculpture. I don't blame him at all.

- There was this one time in 2011, we were supposed to make a replica of the island represented in the novel The Cay. One of these people made an ambitious project with materials that smelled awful. I had to put up with this the whole time these projects were being made.

- I also do remember my art class in 7th grade actually presented to the whole class the first episode of the anime Musishi to demonstrate to use of watercolors in the project. I was the only one who finished the series during the summer of 2012 and obsessed over that blind girl in this picture.
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- Oh and the art classes made us make conceptual bullshit too. I made an Eiffel Tower out of trash back in 2015 and we had to make things out of trash. It was thrown away in the summer of 2015.

- I also remember in 2016 I questioned why one of the school websites has a "transgender" setting and the teacher got triggered. Little did I know shit was about to get a whole lot worse.
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Burgers in the ass said:
There was this one kid who I didn't know, but apparntly he was pretty pissed off at all the teachers one day that some cops had to be called and got him removed from the school, with an entire part being locked down for an hour, so some rumours started emerging that he had a knife, drugs and some other stuff.
As it turns out, he was arrested because he was just being restless, I don't think he was even doing anything except getting really pissed.
Another time I was in this movie group doing a film and I got really bored so I decided it was good idea to sharpen my finger, I was pretty fucking stupid in grade 5.
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LmfaO “sharpen my finger” reminded me of us being flat out retarded in primary school and a rumour going around that Injins (of the Native American kind), in the olden days, used an alternative method of sharpening their pencils because they didn’t have pencil sharpener’s-
Anyway this method was putting the pencil between the edges of two tables and slamming them together, which naturally completely fucked and broke the pencil, but this was a thing for like, two years.
Tried it many times myself.
 
More high school stories.
Buddy learned that not only was all the school's computers networked together but had access to something called Usenet.this was early 90s.

He discovered that the school was making the teachers keep their grades on their class room computers. So Ray would for money hack in, and change your grades.

Not sure why,I guess for laughs,But one day Ray comes finds me tells me "make sure you are by a computer at 245pm today."

I was in English at that time every computer on the network cut on and had some loud music playing plus on the screen was a few hustler centerfolds Ray had scanned.

Weeks later Ray gets banned from every computer in teh school.

Last I heard he is the head of that school districts IT department.
 
A female relative of mine famously took control of her school's computers and locked all staff out of them by changing the system password. This was in the late 1970s, so I suspect she somehow obtained, or merely guessed the master password as opposed to some sort of programming hack. They had to wipe the computers because my relative refused to tell them the new password. Her father frequently tells this story in family gatherings with palpable pride. What's interesting is that I actually got a chance to ask female relative if the story was true and she denied all knowledge.

Who's lying? Most likely female relative. She is incredibly intelligent and while she gets off on fucking with people, she hates being found out. If she weren't so bone idle, she'd have a lucrative career in money laundering and Mob accountancy.
 
RunRufusRun said:
He discovered that the school was making the teachers keep their grades on their class room computers. So Ray would for money hack in, and change your grades.

Not sure why,I guess for laughs,But one day Ray comes finds me tells me "make sure you are by a computer at 245pm today."

I was in English at that time every computer on the network cut on and had some loud music playing plus on the screen was a few hustler centerfolds Ray had scanned.

Weeks later Ray gets banned from every computer in teh school.
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During my junior year of high school, a senior was arrested for "hacking." It's been so long, though, that I have no idea if he was messing around with school computers or doing the stuff on the BBS systems that were popular at the time. The biggest thing was that he seemed to be a loner and went by a nickname in high school instead of his actual name as reported in the media and arrest documents. Nothing further was ever mentioned in the news, so I have no idea what became of the incident or whether he did it for kicks, malicious intent, or what.

glass_houses said:
What's interesting is that I actually got a chance to ask female relative if the story was true and she denied all knowledge.
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Stories like that always seem to have the person in question refusing to confirm or deny the truth. I knew a coach who initially claimed he had an exhibition game on video tape where the fans staged a sit-in on the court barely 5 minutes into the game. Long after the incident I casually asked if he had the tape and he denied it existed despite the previous detailed story about what was recorded that day.
 
ray stuck to himself mostly in high school. Straight A;s. Had a custom ST TNG shirt with him in a starfleet uniform standing next to Picard.

Decent dude,but nerdy as fuck. Before they cracked down for decades at least he was selling on the side hacked DISH network and DIRECTV cards.

Did see some crazy shit with one tard kid. Dude was 6 foot tall and at least 250lbs. Appeared to own 3 shirts.
One time I was going to the office to check out and leave for work study and the tard class was coming out of the lunch room. they got lunch an hour early. Was the normal dwarfs,drooling guy in wheelchair then Big Donnie.

As he walks out the teacher looks at him "Big Donnie did you Poo Poo your pants again today!"

I walked faster as I passed by so no clue if Big Donnie shit his pants again that day.

Did though see him drink a dr pepper bottle full of skoal spit. Redneck school I went to let you smoke,dip,chew tobacco out in the court yard as long as you had a note from your parents and you spit in a bottle.

Was morning break we were out there. 5 guys are spitting in this dr pepper bottle. Toss ot towards the trash can and it misses. Hits the ground. Big Donnie is out there rushed oer and grabs it. Takes a big swig. Turns greenish and runs off to puke,knocking over his SPED teacher.

No clue what happened to him. He "graduated" with us back a long ass time ago. He did good at graduation. They did the SPED kids first,which causes the Honors students to bitch. Big Donnie walked up got his paper and instead of walking back ot his seat he just walked out the gym and was going through the parking lot.
 
My friends and I had a personal lolcow in elementary school. I'm pretty sure he was autistic in retrospect. He had a weird voice, struggled with the "r" sound, and was obsessed with lizards. That's all I can remember him liking besides maybe Harry Potter. The thing is, despite really liking lizards, he couldn't really tell you anything about them besides that he just liked them. It's like there's a spectrum of autistics and knowledge of special interests. They either just think they're neat or know fucking everything about the subject. I always thought that was bizarre.
 
There was this disabled nonverbal girl they had to push around in a wheelchair and pour liquid into a feeding tube. She would also spaz out all the time. She always wore a handkerchief around her neck (in case she threw up?) Pretty sure from the way her eyes were always crossed and odd-colored that she was also blind to some degree.

Near the end of the year they started having her walk short distances on her own and it was quite amusing to watch.
 
This is a great thread.

My school life was pretty dull. Nothing too big ever happened. One time in gradeschool I accidentally put into motion a prank: it was in the morning, there was an assembly in the cafeteria/theater and I don't know how I did it but I accidentally had a 2nd pair of underpants in my jeans. I was already wearing a pair but a 2nd pair was hanging out. They were clean BTW. So, you're sitting down in the cafeteria on the floor watching the stage and the 2nd pair slipped out of my jeans and on the floor.

All the kids were like "EW! Get it away!" And I'm pretending they're not mine and I slide the pair away, it gets pushed back to me, I slide it further into the crowd where it gets lost and a kid took it upon themselves to grab it and just chuck it deep into the crowd of sitting kids. Roaring laughter and gross reactions abounded. A teacher just grabs it and dispenses it and I never got caught. I got a slight popularity boost as a result.
 
In my chemistry class I always got stuck with two spergs who made my life hell. They were the type to shout rape while walking down the hallway during passing period or try to grab your dick as their way of saying hello. I didn’t have any friends in the class and they always gravitated to me, so despite my best efforts it was always the three of us. We had to do a lab once that involved fire and we of course broke a beaker and started a tiny fire. My jacket still has the singe marks. I was extremely straight laced at the time so this was a great embarrassment, but it only got worse. We had to do a lab report and we created a google doc. One of them decided to make a comment that was the entirety of Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life. I deleted the comment, but I only deleted it for myself. I didn’t know you had to click the resolve button to completely remove it. I did not Resolve it.

The teacher the next day then proceeded to lecture the class about properly resolving comments and how he had received “a very interesting story about Shrek”. He didn’t say it was us, but the class knew.
 
In the lead up to the fall semester, there was a semi-official high school camping trip about a week before classes started. There were limited spots and they required everyone who wasn't a freshman to sign up the spring before if they wanted to go. Anyway, some kid in the grade above me must have had some serious issues and managed to slip away in the middle of the night, leaving behind a note about how he was suicidal and never coming back. The park rangers spent two days turning the place upside down with dogs and everything but didn't find him. Everyone else was packed up and moved into some other nearby school's athletic facilities. Dunno why they didn't ship everyone home immediately. The kid got found by some cops a couple hundred miles away having hitchhiked to that point. Never saw him again at school.
 
I used to get a bunch of food from the cafeteria and go dump it all over the rich kids' cars in the parking lot. Pizza, ice cream, chocolate milk, and corn would meld into the most foul concoction you've ever smelled. Then the crows would come. They would squabble amongst each other and absolutely slather the car in bird shit. It was hilarious and I somehow never got caught.

There were some close calls though. I remember one day the rich kids banded together and started interrogating every kid they came across. I was practically invisible in high school, so nobody had any information to give them. When they eventually got to me, I remember my face sweating bullets and my testicles escaping into my body. I must have had a good poker face, because they moved on and nothing ever happened.
 
  • Threatening to hack the school PCs despite not knowing shit about them, then a week later the PC I was using in the lab exploded from a bad PSU, IT guy blamed it on me.
  • Pep rally, school announced there would be a very special guest that day. Rumors going around that [big name sportsball player] is going to be there. Rally comes, they bring out the special guest: the overweight school janitor wearing sportsball player's jersey.
  • Some kid got butthurt that he was failing art class, so he snuck into the backroom where they were keeping everyone's clay projects and smashed every single one, then stuffed the kiln full of newspapers trying to burn the school down. They found out quick enough and turned off the kiln.
  • Sick in third grade, did something stupid earlier that day and had to stay in the classroom for recess with my head down. So sick my nose is stuffed up and I'm leaking mucus all over the desk, teacher refused to let me get up for tissues. She says she's going to the office to make some copies, as soon as she leaves I sprint across the room to the tissue box only for her to immediately come back in and go apeshit. I sit back down and start crying, she throws a few tissues in my face and walks away.
  • Junior in high school an hero'd after a school trip, everyone was really upset about it since it was a small private school and everyone was an ass to him and the warning signs were there (he told some classmates he was going to kill himself that weekend but nobody did anything).
  • Five year old me pulled the fire alarm in the cafeteria during lunch, somehow it didn't go off and the handle just snapped off in my hand.
  • High school history teacher was a late-30s overweight guy but super nice, would tell the class that climate change/global warming is bullshit on multiple occasions, and acted really fake-scared/sarcastic whenever a lesson we were doing mentioned it. Showed us how much the narrative has changed by showing an animation from the 1960s of Christopher Columbus discovering America and how excited everyone was about it, then showed a modern video that was little more than a glorified PowerPoint saying he was evil and did nothing but spread disease to the natives and genocided them all.
  • In first grade me and some other random kid would beat the shit out of each other at recess for absolutely no reason. No matter how much the teachers threatened us or tried to keep us apart we'd still attack each other. Later became good friends but he wasn't at the school for very long.
  • As part of our warmup in typing class the teacher would have us type a sentence as many times as we could in a minute. She got mad at me for just copying and pasting each one exponentially. Work smart not hard.
  • Same teacher also got mad when I showed the rest of the class stickykeys. By the time she saw what was going on the whole class was going beep-boop at max volume.
 
sodaboard said:
High school history teacher was a late-30s overweight guy but super nice, would tell the class that climate change/global warming is bullshit on multiple occasions, and acted really fake-scared/sarcastic whenever a lesson we were doing mentioned it. Showed us how much the narrative has changed by showing an animation from the 1960s of Christopher Columbus discovering America and how excited everyone was about it, then showed a modern video that was little more than a glorified PowerPoint saying he was evil and did nothing but spread disease to the natives and genocided them all.
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Based, I hope he's still there redpilling kids to this day.
 
I hacked into my high school's router configuration and leaked the wifi password. They changed it and I did it again. Never got caught for it. I was always known as the tech support guy because everyone was dumb as fuck and couldn't get why the PC wasn't working when the wire isn't even connected. (:_(
 
that time i got caught making brass knuckles in metal shop class and the teacher marked them for my grade instead of whatever stupid shit we were supposed to be making. best A i ever got in school.
 
There was the threat of a shooting during my graduation and a pregnant girl passed out. My AV Techniques teacher filmed himself getting a blowjob (from another teacher) and got fired. There was a gay kid that no one would dare bully or talk shit about to his face since his brother was a gangbanger. Oddly enough he won prom queen as well, but people treated it as a joke. And an AP teacher of mine called Tommie Smith doing the black power salute at the '68 Olympics a stupid nigger that did more harm than good.
 
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