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In kindergarten there was a kid with turbo autism who during lunch one day went onto the table, took off his shirt, and started slamming his chest like King Kong. I think after that he got kicked out.
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This was in my brothers English class. This a story enough? One picture can tell 1000 words after all. And don’t tell me a fucking kids movie can be this much read in to.
Consider this a lolcow teacher.
Consider this a lolcow teacher.
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Everything can be turned into an ancap screeching about whatever, if A&H is anything to go by.
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Some asian kid with down syndrome. Most other kids stayed away from him because he had this god awful stench. His sweater and pants covered in grease (more likely cum). Never really got anywhere near him, I always watched him from afar making sure he doesn't go anywhere near me.
My friend caught him jacking off in an empty hallway near the girls gym locker room. He came on the floor and without a word walked away. The janitor was informed and the only thing the janitor muttered was "Not again."
My friend caught him jacking off in an empty hallway near the girls gym locker room. He came on the floor and without a word walked away. The janitor was informed and the only thing the janitor muttered was "Not again."
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Right, I remember in my English class, we had to perform a socialist reading of some book. I'm pretty sure this is like some common English curriculum where students have to perform different readings based on different viewpoints.
I was generally disliked by all my English teachers during my HS years.
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This story is about a troon teacher. Walking to English one day and caught a glimpse of this grown ass man, middle-aged, fatass, bald, wearing a dress. Had the face of a pedophile and I was wondering what his hard-drives contained at that moment. Anyway, I gave him the “what the fuck” look. Not sure if he noticed. Saw him multiple times in the same spot after that. Every time, still giving him the what the fuck look. Even after seeing this guy for the first time, I was still disgusted.
TL;DR: Nasty looking troon in the hallway, probably a pedophile.
Final note: wonder what he smelled like. I’d rather not imagine.
TL;DR: Nasty looking troon in the hallway, probably a pedophile.
Final note: wonder what he smelled like. I’d rather not imagine.
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I went to your typical small southern high school.
My senior year we had 2 different teachers quit cause they got caught banging students.
One of them was super dumb and was banging a 17 year old in teh chem leb. Instead of pressing charges he was just asked to quit.
Then another teacher got busted cause he was helping some girl run away from home.
Then our Vice Principal got shot outside a gay bar the next town over. Word about this quickly got out. And an announcement was made that anyone caught talking about what happened would get suspended for a week.
My senior year we had 2 different teachers quit cause they got caught banging students.
One of them was super dumb and was banging a 17 year old in teh chem leb. Instead of pressing charges he was just asked to quit.
Then another teacher got busted cause he was helping some girl run away from home.
Then our Vice Principal got shot outside a gay bar the next town over. Word about this quickly got out. And an announcement was made that anyone caught talking about what happened would get suspended for a week.
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I'm sure this totally worked and nobody ever talked about it again.
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A small group of the popular girls made it way too obvious they were doing a skip school thing, instead of doing cool shit like drinking Dad’s liquor while he was at work they went to the mall.
The popular one, not the shittier one the next down over whose anchor stores were Target and Montgomery Wards.
The truant officer caught them and we were doing one of those feel good weeks and talking about woke type stuff in a group room and they brought them in and publicly shamed them.
One of the girls was one of those tall big boned bitches, (this was pre-tranny days so just a huge bitch) and she cried the hardest.
This was one of those schools that mixed in the upper middle class (but won’t pay for private school) with us trashy poorer kids and the culture clash was pretty extreme.
I got teased for mentioning I found a game console on sale (paid for with my paper route money) and they proudly bragged their dad paid full price.
So, not a lot of Jews in our school.
The popular one, not the shittier one the next down over whose anchor stores were Target and Montgomery Wards.
The truant officer caught them and we were doing one of those feel good weeks and talking about woke type stuff in a group room and they brought them in and publicly shamed them.
One of the girls was one of those tall big boned bitches, (this was pre-tranny days so just a huge bitch) and she cried the hardest.
This was one of those schools that mixed in the upper middle class (but won’t pay for private school) with us trashy poorer kids and the culture clash was pretty extreme.
I got teased for mentioning I found a game console on sale (paid for with my paper route money) and they proudly bragged their dad paid full price.
So, not a lot of Jews in our school.
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Anyone who pays retail for anything they don't have to is a fool.
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Back in high school we had a dude who;
would place his phone up in the fluorescent light reflectors to capture booba shots of teachers and other students,
was possibly the first person to ever masturbate and ejaculate during class in our school. (Don't you worry, he wasn't caught.),
was also known to jerk off with other fellow classmates in the same bathroom.
I forget what other degenerate things he has done but other than all of those occurrences he was an alright person.
would place his phone up in the fluorescent light reflectors to capture booba shots of teachers and other students,
was possibly the first person to ever masturbate and ejaculate during class in our school. (Don't you worry, he wasn't caught.),
was also known to jerk off with other fellow classmates in the same bathroom.
I forget what other degenerate things he has done but other than all of those occurrences he was an alright person.
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Yarr, I concur!
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In elementary school I had some kid who was into creepypastas tell me about "vore stories", but the way he described them makes me think they were genuinely passed off as creepypasta and not weird fetish stories. Something about an evil creature named "vore"? I don't remember and don't particularly want to.
I sincerely hope, for his sake, that the naming was just an unfortunate coincidence and that he didn't end up groomed into reading weird fetish shit before even reaching middle school.
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Aight so this might not count but I went on an overnight retreat organized by my Catholic school and apparently someone jacked off like 30 times and everyone knew it but nobody said anything.
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Nah just ended up with a pile of the kids in trouble. Any jocks that got caught got told to Not do it again. Anyone else that got caught got 6 hours of detention.
Saw two racial riots break out.
First was in 9th grade at a now long gone jr high. School was 95% black and 5% white. My PE class was 4 white kids,3 dudes and one 300lb hamplanet,and 56 black kids. One day one of the white dudes mouthed off to some big black kid. Black dude dares him to hit him. Gets punched in the face and stumbles back. I was on the bench waiting my time on the court,saw the bleachers empty and this one white dude get beat down by at least 20 people.
Took all the coaches,vp and the janitor to break up the fight.
I get home that day and the kid that got beat down calls me and cusses me out for "Not helping him even the odds" "MOTHER FUCKER IT WAS 20 BIG FUCKERS VS YOU,ADDING ME TO IT DOESNT EVEN ANY ODDS"
Then in 11th grade some black dude whistled at some girl. Her boyfriend came over,dropped the n bomb. And boom there is 30 or 40 teens fighting. Took the school cops plus some cops from the nearby police station to break it up.
Both times there was either football or basketball players in the fights. They got suspended but it was for 2 days and it started after the next game. Anyone in the fight that wasn't a jock got 2 days at home suspension and 4 days in school suspension.
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There's veery often articles where blacks beat up elderly white people and the excuse given is "they called me a nigger".
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Our school had two of the most retarded senior pranks. My first year there these guys bought barrels of ladybugs online and dumped then into the vents. Yes, you can order ladybugs online evidently, for some reason. They order tens of thousands of them. The school had to exterminate them over the weekend. Ladybugs like to climb on the walls. There were so many.
By the time I was a senior our school....diversity completely changed. Our "senior prank" was a bunch of ppl throwing water balloons into crowds of students. They were filled with bleach. This all went on Worldstar.
Imagine that.
By the time I was a senior our school....diversity completely changed. Our "senior prank" was a bunch of ppl throwing water balloons into crowds of students. They were filled with bleach. This all went on Worldstar.
Imagine that.
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My senior year we got a new VP. Who was sure the school had a bad gang problem,it didn't.
So new dress code rules were added. You couldn't wear 3 articles of clothing that were red or blue.
Also you were not allowed to wear 3 articles of clothing with the same sports team logo.
If you did you got suspended for "Gang related stuff".
Same year some inbred cracker started passing out Junior KKK membership cards.
I was in first period when the school cop shows up,asks for me. Tells me to bring my bookbag with me. Then made me stop and show him what was in my school locker,which was empty. Get told "Look the VP is trying to railroad you. Just be honest with him and you are good."
Get to the office and there is the cracker that passed out the cards and a few of the other inbreds in the office. I am first to get called into the VP's office. And in there was the other school cop,who is black. Get told "If you have an issue with Joe being in here I will get the other cop." the other cop was white. I laugh and say I have no issue,the VP had no idea that the year before I had dated Joe's daughter for a bit.
Get told that the VP is sure I am the one passing out these KKK material. "And I want to search your bookbag." Tell him to go ahead. He goes thru the bag and sees I got a audio cassette that had the Tipper STicker on it."AH HA This sticker means the tape is obscene. I will call your parents about this." Told him to go head cause it was my mother that bought me the tape.
It becomes obvious VP is mad cause he didnt find shit on me. So I get released back to class. Joe escorts me back to class and is laughing "Yep the VP was sure you were part of it cause you have a shaved head. I guess he didn't know you are Asian/Hispanic."
They found the cards on 10 kids. Suspended them for "having gang related material on school property." What they didn't know one of the kids they supended well his stepdad was a well known local lawyer.
The next day the stepdad shows up at the school. Explaining how the KKK is an organization and not a gang. And the school had to unsuspend all the students or faced a law suit. So all the kids got unsuspended. And put into in school suspension for a week.
But the entire school was corrupt. Year after I graduated the prinicipal of hte high school and the one from the jr high got fired for embellezment. Seems both of them had been skimming money for the past 10 years.
Same school that had Farenheit 451 on the banned book list. I had no clue,mostly because the school had never told anyone what was on the banned book list. Finished up my school work early and pulled oout that book to read. Teacher tells me "Now I have no issue with what you are reading. But don't get caught with it or you will get a week suspension." Yea a week for having a book. But I could go get in a fight and only get 3 days suspension. Hell I could get caught with cigs or drugs and get in less trouble.
So new dress code rules were added. You couldn't wear 3 articles of clothing that were red or blue.
Also you were not allowed to wear 3 articles of clothing with the same sports team logo.
If you did you got suspended for "Gang related stuff".
Same year some inbred cracker started passing out Junior KKK membership cards.
I was in first period when the school cop shows up,asks for me. Tells me to bring my bookbag with me. Then made me stop and show him what was in my school locker,which was empty. Get told "Look the VP is trying to railroad you. Just be honest with him and you are good."
Get to the office and there is the cracker that passed out the cards and a few of the other inbreds in the office. I am first to get called into the VP's office. And in there was the other school cop,who is black. Get told "If you have an issue with Joe being in here I will get the other cop." the other cop was white. I laugh and say I have no issue,the VP had no idea that the year before I had dated Joe's daughter for a bit.
Get told that the VP is sure I am the one passing out these KKK material. "And I want to search your bookbag." Tell him to go ahead. He goes thru the bag and sees I got a audio cassette that had the Tipper STicker on it."AH HA This sticker means the tape is obscene. I will call your parents about this." Told him to go head cause it was my mother that bought me the tape.
It becomes obvious VP is mad cause he didnt find shit on me. So I get released back to class. Joe escorts me back to class and is laughing "Yep the VP was sure you were part of it cause you have a shaved head. I guess he didn't know you are Asian/Hispanic."
They found the cards on 10 kids. Suspended them for "having gang related material on school property." What they didn't know one of the kids they supended well his stepdad was a well known local lawyer.
The next day the stepdad shows up at the school. Explaining how the KKK is an organization and not a gang. And the school had to unsuspend all the students or faced a law suit. So all the kids got unsuspended. And put into in school suspension for a week.
But the entire school was corrupt. Year after I graduated the prinicipal of hte high school and the one from the jr high got fired for embellezment. Seems both of them had been skimming money for the past 10 years.
Same school that had Farenheit 451 on the banned book list. I had no clue,mostly because the school had never told anyone what was on the banned book list. Finished up my school work early and pulled oout that book to read. Teacher tells me "Now I have no issue with what you are reading. But don't get caught with it or you will get a week suspension." Yea a week for having a book. But I could go get in a fight and only get 3 days suspension. Hell I could get caught with cigs or drugs and get in less trouble.
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We had bullying and race issues when I hit public high school, but they're almost quaint in comparison to the near race war level shit we have nonstop now. Black kids would sometimes bully white kids, but much like white kids, they were pretty selective of doing it to presumable lolcows and not just race-motivated. In fact, ethnicities usually stuck to bullying their own kind. You had to stand out seriously to become a lolcow to basically everyone.
The closest to actual physical bullying, other than the usual school fights, was a ridiculous practice called the "ear flick." Basically, curl your index finger against your thumb, then do a one-inch punch to their earlobe. Snap it real hard, make it hurt. For bonus points, do both ears. Everyone did this to everyone, but a specific twist the black kids had on it was two of them would get behind you and both ear flick you. Then when you turned around, they'd both deny doing it. Then they'd say you were only accusing them because they're black, while grinning ear to ear as you seethed. And I couldn't even complain without being incredibly hypocritical, because I'd had a hand in starting this fad and even came up with the "three point" rule where the coveted double ear flick got you an extra point, and the general rule that no matter how obvious it was that you did it, you always denied it, and so did everyone who saw you do it.
This is almost quaint, but I will note that shit actually hurt when done right, and the most perpetual victims had this shit done to them multiple times a day sometimes for weeks on end. You'd lose points for "fouls" like actually just slapping someone's ear with an open palm because that could actually hurt someone.
The closest to actual physical bullying, other than the usual school fights, was a ridiculous practice called the "ear flick." Basically, curl your index finger against your thumb, then do a one-inch punch to their earlobe. Snap it real hard, make it hurt. For bonus points, do both ears. Everyone did this to everyone, but a specific twist the black kids had on it was two of them would get behind you and both ear flick you. Then when you turned around, they'd both deny doing it. Then they'd say you were only accusing them because they're black, while grinning ear to ear as you seethed. And I couldn't even complain without being incredibly hypocritical, because I'd had a hand in starting this fad and even came up with the "three point" rule where the coveted double ear flick got you an extra point, and the general rule that no matter how obvious it was that you did it, you always denied it, and so did everyone who saw you do it.
This is almost quaint, but I will note that shit actually hurt when done right, and the most perpetual victims had this shit done to them multiple times a day sometimes for weeks on end. You'd lose points for "fouls" like actually just slapping someone's ear with an open palm because that could actually hurt someone.
