Share Your School Stories - Weirdos, freaks, and idiots (self-inclusion optional)

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My high school English teacher taught every grade of English (it was a small school, so 9-12 took her for English) and the grade below me was assigned a journal project. My ex was in that class and complained that she was getting poor grades on her journal entries.

So I started writing the journal for her. She still got poor grades, which was surprising because I took freshman comp at university in the summer and got an A so I thought I knew how to write at an acceptable level. I thought maybe it was the content of the journal. I started writing sexually explicit material in the journal and detailed fictional encounters between various students.

She started getting A's on her journal entries. The English teacher in question was female and devoutly religious, which was interesting to me. I guess sometimes you gotta cater to your audience?
 
Venus said:
I guess I can share another story, but this time it involves a friend of my brother’s (he had a shit load of weird friends due to autism flocking his way, due to his hobbies being an autism magnet).

So there was this weird kid who used to hang out with my younger brother all the time; he was tall, had a Jew for, horrible acne, overweight and spoke in a really monotone, slow voice that you’d usually hear from someone on the lower end of the autism spectrum. He also had droopy eyes and waddled whenever he walked... oh and he fancied himself as a solar dragon or some shit like that. And he claimed to have psychic powers and could bring people back to life with said powers. And he claimed that the Military was looking for him because of his psychic powers (note: his dad was in the military, I suspect he got this idea from possibly being brought to a Padre... a military psychiatrist).

Anyways, this kid used to drink at least three cans of monster and claimed that he “needed energy” to... walk around town? He didn’t have a job, and whatever one he was given he would find a way to screw it up before the end of his 90 days.

At one point, he claimed that I was the reincarnation of some solar priestess who was able to control the solar dragon through my body or some shit like that. Needless to say, I was pretty creeped out by it as was my brother; which was when he stopped talking to him.
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So, Napoleon Dynamite basically.
 
Mini-story time:

There was a high school art teacher who I hated (cant remember the reason why), so I snuck into the classroom and drew an ejaculating dick on the picture of her newborn baby she kept on her desk. She was crazy pissed and never found out who did it, and I don't think she returned after that year.

I also had an English teacher who was obsessed with superheros and made a lot of the assignments we did based around comic books. To this day I blame my pathological aversion to anything superhero related on her class.

One of my idiot friends caused the sprinkler system to go off in the hallways and caused $50 000 worth in damages. He dropped out in grade 12 because his parents forced him to find full-time work to pay off the damages.

For my computer animation class, I made a short video in 3D studio max of a badly modeled Shrek fighting a skeleton. I wish I could upload it and show all of you, but I didn't have it saved.
 
In my junior year of High School there was this teacher who I'll call Mrs. Bitch that was a very nasty and difficult person. She took pride in doing everything in her power to make it physically impossible to get an A on any assignment in her class and if you made any kind of noise she'd give you a detention slip for being a nuisance. In addition to these two things she also had a very poor control of her temper and was prone to throwing tantrums, which included her throwing desks, chairs and even the classroom projector, which got her banned from the school for a week.

After a year of this we were dying to get revenge against her and that came at the End of Year Festival. To make things exciting, the Principal had invited a local folklorist to come tell stories at the event. Said Folklorist happened to look like one of the students Mrs. Bitch hated. The day before the festival this student had gotten Mrs. Bitch so angry that she told her that as punishment she was going to spend the day working at the festival. When Mrs. Bitch arrived at the festival she saw the folklorist and immediately confused her for the student. She angrily jumped out the car and proceeded to yell and swear at her as loud as she could while the Principal tried to calm her down. As Mrs. Bitch was rattling off a bunch of racial and homophobic slurs, the student she hated came walking up and asked what was going on. Mrs. Bitch's face went brick red and she immediately ran back to her car and drove off, which was the last time we saw her as the school board forced her into immediate early retirement following the incident.,
 
I have plenty, but I'll limit it to a couple for now.

I had this case in which a kid who was a typical lazy guy turned in a project late on the last day of presentations. It was clear he copied from everyone else's projects as we all had the same groups of people to research. At the end of the project that was painfully mediocre he put a slide in telling the class to get a life. But what made it so exceptional was that it went by it quickly thinking he slip it past our strict teacher (he was nice, but had the whole/airforce commander thing with him). It was the first time I ever saw him get super mad. He failed him on the spot.

Another case was some drama in which this girl who I'll call crazy bitch (cb) decided to potentially out a gay guy (guy) because he didn't want to marry her. In HIGHSCHOOL. cb and guy were dating and guy APPARENTLY said that he would marry cb...a freshman..when he was a senior which I doubt was true to begin which. Anyways, guy being a regular highschooler on hormones didn't mean any of that shit and dumped her after discovering that he was gay and in denial. His family was super homophobic, but he had friends to help him get through it.

cb did not take this well. AT ALL. She promptly made an instagram account (which sadly got deleted quickly after it was put up) shit talking the people who supported guy coming out. Everyone laughed at the stupid page, including myself as she literally only stole pictures from my friends instagrams and made it her own so she could call them bitches and hoes. It got reported and cb had to spend the rest of the year in counseling as I knew that many of the people who did support guy were part of the LGBT+ community. They had a very small club and we went to a regional highschool. So the funny thing is that, if she went to gym, she would've had about 20 \capable gay people ready to kick her ass. Sometimes, you really can't make this shit up.
 
Not a big story, but here it is.
In my last year of high school, I stated going wearing a pair of cool-looking snakeskin cowboy boots.
My school was pretty lax about clothing, if we don't consider the fact that there was a freakin school uniform.
And yet, nobody complained about them, even though they clashed with everything on the uniform. Just got a lot of compliments and pics from students and staff alike.
The crowning moment was when a teacher asked to try them on.

Another school story, but this one not as a student.
My wife is an assistant History teacher in a culinary school. Said school hosts monthly dinners where the students cook and parents and teachers alike come.
On one of these dinners, my wife brings me along because it was the closest thing to a night out we could have at the moment. Mind that she's two years my senior and the last year students are 17-18, so there wasn't a large age gap between me and them.
Well, we sit at the table alongside the other teachers and their families, and we dine. Everything is delicious, the students are real pros, nothing to say.
After dinner, we are chilling and smoking on the balcony, when some of my wife' students come to us. She has a very good relationship with them, so she presents me to them and we chat. At a certain point, a frizzy, small girl quips "Mrs. Himmler, isn't he a bit too old for you?".
I don't know if it was the way I dressed (brown suit, tie and vest) or how I kept my hair and beard, but they assumed I was something of 30-40 years old. There were a lot of laughs (and some embarrassment) when I told them my age and that we had married so young.
 
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One of my classmates once showed up to class shitfaced drunk and spent the whole day laying on tables and crying about how his girlfriend left him for cheating on her. All the teachers ignored it, minus the sweet old English teacher who gave him a little pillow. I also heard he shit himself in one class but I'm not sure if that's true or just a lame rumor.
 
Didn't realize this before, Going thru one of my yearbooks from about 8 years ago, They gave the Autistic/Mentally challenged kids 3 whole sections in the yearbook, Dubbing them as "Community based ed students"
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i have the back of a desk in my room, it came off of one of the desks that sat in the hallway and i just took it

whipped that fucker out at lunch to show to the boys
 
A couple of other stories:
-In my freshman year of High School the art class I took happened to have all the retarded kids in it, and this one girl tried biting off the ear of another student.

-Some students had a lovely habit of doing pot in the restrooms. Since the restrooms lacked a proper doorway, entire hallways would end up reeking of weed. It gave me a headache whenever I'd walk through to get to class.
 
This was in college. In an animation history type class two guys and I would bullshit around and find awful fucking animations just to fuck with people in the class and joke around, scared the teacher a bit but we had a great time doing it and almost everyone joined in later on. Everyone except for one person, this weird chick. One day we were taking about Disney, more specifically Beauty and The Beast, guy friend says he hates it (and all of Disney), I tell him to let it go (he wanted to strangle me for that pun), but then we joked about how it was Stockholm syndrome and Bestiality.

"What's wrong with bestiality?" Says the weird chick. I swear to god everyone's heads fucking spun to look at her and there was a good few seconds of silence.

"Are you into that?"the girl next to her timidly asked.

Weirdo says proudly "I think it's cute!" but then kinda sinks back after the girl moved her chair away as far away from her as she could get.

There was another day where we got to bring in movies to watch parts of them. Weirdo brought some anime frog thing and no one really wanted to watch it, and after the one episode ended the anti-disney dude said he didn't really like it and picked something else to watch and she flipped her shit, threw her hands on the table, and threatened to strangle him for never wanting to watch what she did, or something to that effect, as well as shit talking disney. Teacher stepped in and told her to calm down.

Before next class started weirdo got in early to complain to the teacher that no one liked her shit and wanted to watch "violence". Keep in mind that at this point people were bringing in the more fucked up invader zim episodes, mr. pickles, and everything in between. She had brought in another movie, I think it was Studio Ghibli, but no one wanted to watch it (those things are long af man) and everyone instead picked the Mortal Kombat movie, so she slept through it then shit talked it when it was over for not being her movie/something she liked.

The bestiality part still fucking gets me though.
 
Another story, although this may be a bit cringy.
Again, my last year of High School.
I had a classmate who was one of the best, if not THE best student of our school. Mature, intelligent, highest grades of the class, very nice and reasonably pretty. She never bragged about her accomplishments (she had won a scholarship and was a talented tennis AND chess player), was always approachable for a chat (in fact, she would approach by herself people who would seem lonely or down the weather), and she'd even go do volunteer service.
Teacher and students alike adored her, and I assume her parents did too. Basically, an IRL Mary Sue.

Towards April comes a project to do in couples which is a presentation of WWII and how it affected our country.
I was going to do it with another friend, with whom I had always done this kind of assignments.

Well, Mary Sue knew that I was a WWII sperg and that I collected (and still do) Nazi and Soviet related objects, because I once showed her photos. She assumed my intention for the project was to bring documents and items from my collection to make a show and tell, which to be fair was my plan.
Knowing this will earn lots of point with the teacher, she basically started pestering me to do the project with her. She started nice enough, like offering to buy me breakfast or drafting out how we could present the items. But soon became very pressuring and insistent, and it became outright clear she just cared about getting that near-perfect grade with the project.
It came to a head a morning when she offered me money and to go out on a date if I did the project with her. Irritated but trying to be polite, I turn her away again, telling her I'll be doing it with my friend.

That was when she lost it. She went on a shitfit that she wasn't going to lower her score for that fucking project (her words, and I had never heard her swear up until then), that I was an idiot and ungrateful after all the things she had done for me. I too lost my patience and basically told her she was so spoiled and used to be pampered by her parents and teachers that she was no longer capable of understanding what "no" means.
She just told me to fuck off and stormed away.
I thought that she wasn't that nice after all, and that it was all an act.

Except for the fact that the very same afternoon, she called me and apologized for how she behaved, that she acted like that because she felt pressured to be the best in that project too, and that she was going to the project with a guy who needed her help to get a good grade.
In the end we got both more or less the same grade, and she even wanted to celebrate by bringing me, my friend and the classmate who did the project with her (a borderline but good natured retard) to get a pizza and chill.
 
Heinrich Himmler said:
Another story, although this may be a bit cringy.
Again, my last year of High School.
I had a classmate who was one of the best, if not THE best student of our school. Mature, intelligent, highest grades of the class, very nice and reasonably pretty. She never bragged about her accomplishments (she had won a scholarship and was a talented tennis AND chess player), was always approachable for a chat (in fact, she would approach by herself people who would seem lonely or down the weather), and she'd even go do volunteer service.
Teacher and students alike adored her, and I assume her parents did too. Basically, an IRL Mary Sue.

Towards April comes a project to do in couples which is a presentation of WWII and how it affected our country.
I was going to do it with another friend, with whom I had always done this kind of assignments.

Well, Mary Sue knew that I was a WWII sperg and that I collected (and still do) Nazi and Soviet related objects, because I once showed her photos. She assumed my intention for the project was to bring documents and items from my collection to make a show and tell, which to be fair was my plan.
Knowing this will earn lots of point with the teacher, she basically started pestering me to do the project with her. She started nice enough, like offering to buy me breakfast or drafting out how we could present the items. But soon became very pressuring and insistent, and it became outright clear she just cared about getting that near-perfect grade with the project.
It came to a head a morning when she offered me money and to go out on a date if I did the project with her. Irritated but trying to be polite, I turn her away again, telling her I'll be doing it with my friend.

That was when she lost it. She went on a shitfit that she wasn't going to lower her score for that fucking project (her words, and I had never heard her swear up until then), that I was an idiot and ungrateful after all the things she had done for me. I too lost my patience and basically told her she was so spoiled and used to be pampered by her parents and teachers that she was no longer capable of understanding what "no" means.
She just told me to fuck off and stormed away.
I thought that she wasn't that nice after all, and that it was all an act.

Except for the fact that the very same afternoon, she called me and apologized for how she behaved, that she acted like that because she felt pressured to be the best in that project too, and that she was going to the project with a guy who needed her help to get a good grade.
In the end we got both more or less the same grade, and she even wanted to celebrate by bringing me, my friend and the classmate who did the project with her (a borderline but good natured exceptional individual) to get a pizza and chill.
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Geez, I can't imagine the pressure someone like that has on a daily basis.
 
O man, i still remember the time when i recently started to get my dragon tattoo, and we had to take obligatory swimming lessons in high school.
At the time the school had a gang problem seeing as how you could get a drug dealer in the park next to the school but they didnt give a shit, and knowing how they were a bunch of retards i had the brilliant idea of using a swimming shirt to conceal my tattoo, and everything goes well until the pedo teacher sees my shirt and tells me to take it off due to the fact that the school pool didnt allow shirts into the pool, at that point i tell him gently to fuck off, and seeing as how he doesnt want to get in trouble he fucks off
30 minutes pass and the police show up and demand i take off my shirt, and seeing as how i had no choice i complied
Needless to say i ended up getting arrested for suspicion on involvement in gang activity
They had drug dealers not even 1 streeth away from the school but they choose to arrest the quiet guy instead, good job school :)
 
the autist of dojima said:
O man, i still remember the time when i recently started to get my dragon tattoo, and we had to take obligatory swimming lessons in high school.
At the time the school had a gang problem seeing as how you could get a drug dealer in the park next to the school but they didnt give a shit, and knowing how they were a bunch of exceptional individuals i had the brilliant idea of using a swimming shirt to conceal my tattoo, and everything goes well until the pedo teacher sees my shirt and tells me to take it off due to the fact that the school pool didnt allow shirts into the pool, at that point i tell him gently to fuck off, and seeing as how he doesnt want to get in trouble he fucks off
30 minutes pass and the police show up and demand i take off my shirt, and seeing as how i had no choice i complied
Needless to say i ended up getting arrested for suspicion on involvement in gang activity
They had drug dealers not even 1 streeth away from the school but they choose to arrest the quiet guy instead, good job school :)
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Do you live in Japan or something because I know no other country where owning a tattoo makes you automatically suspicious.
 
Here's a two more stories about some people from school I remembered:

-When I was a senior I spent most of my lunch periods at school instead of going out to avoid the awful parking lot & to spend time with my friends who were juniors. One way or another, a freshman started joining us at lunch. One of my friends lost their dad when they were young and almost never talks seriously about it when they mention it. On the one day they were talking seriously about him, the freshman butts in and angrily exclaims "shut up my dad is worse!!!". Another time one of my friends for some goddamn reason bought 3 containers of apple juice, the man just really loved apple juice. Freshman decides he doesn't need all the juice, reaches over and takes one. When he asked what the fuck she was doing she just replied "well I don't see you taking it back".

-In one of my classes we'd have group discussions on current events multiple times a week. At the start of the year we'd do icebreakers before each discussion, and one such icebreaker was saying what the worst injury we've ever gotten was. One guy said his was getting choked last year, but not for us to worry because he enjoyed it.

-There was a girl in my grade I was kind of friends with (the type of friends where you hang around them if there's absolutely no one else to be with) who was obsessed with cosplay. Before becoming a weeb she was always kind of weird, I'll forever have a story she told me about her family's ear cleaning day + the chunk of earwax pulled out of her dad's ear burned into my brain, but it intensified when she got fully into anime. During a health class discussion about consent she started talking about consent rules at anime conventions when interacting with cosplayers. She'd wear wigs to school, and on a couple nights long class trip a friend who went said during a talent show they threw she pulled out a wig and full outfit, put it on, and started singing and dancing an anime opening. She also got fingered by her prom date on the bus back from junior prom so I mean. that happened.
 
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There was the odd kid I went to school with kindergarten through graduation that claimed he was once kidnapped by sasquaches and witness a female give birth.
 
Had this one teacher in highschool that made life for myself and my best mates difficult.

My best mates are twins, and he managed to get one of them suspended for "being a twin" as my mate put it. He saw one of them smoking or something, and then went after the wrong twin, when the wrong twin argued saying it wasn't him, he copped a three day suspension for arguing back.

I got expelled because I snapped at him, I found a small stick on my way out while leaving school and he decided to take me up to the office for having a "potentially dangerous weapon"..... By this stage I was so sick of his constant bullying that I ended up snapping, I grabbed a mop, snapped the handle off it, and chased him through the office.
Got expelled and he tried to have me charged but was let off with a warning.

About 12 years later we are all working in the CBD. I was at a law firm, and my mates both worked at a bank, doing IT.
One of my mates, the slightly more angry twin was walking through the mall one lunch time when low and behold he came across said arsehole teacher.
So he casually walked up to said teacher and screamed "FUCK", as loudly as he could into his face, and walked off.
Scared the shit out of the guy too.
I'm kind of glad we didn't see him as a group, fuck knows what would have happened.
 
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