Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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This is rich coming from Shane, have you seen your place?
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Shane Holmberg on Twitter

“I tweeted this early, but in hindsight, I think the outrage is misplaced. What is actually outrageous, is some notion of waiting until the woman in your house is cleaning. Get off your damn lazy asses and wash the dishes and vacuum the damn floor yourselves. https://t.co/drPcg7l4HZ”
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Shane Holmberg on Twitter

“I tweeted this early, but in hindsight, I think the outrage is misplaced. What is actually outrageous, is some notion of waiting until the woman in your house is cleaning. Get off your damn lazy asses and wash the dishes and vacuum the damn floor yourselves. https://t.co/drPcg7l4HZ”
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Also, huge ques with archive.is today. I'll save it there once I get some service.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
This is rich coming from Shane, have you seen your place?
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Shane Holmberg on Twitter

“I tweeted this early, but in hindsight, I think the outrage is misplaced. What is actually outrageous, is some notion of waiting until the woman in your house is cleaning. Get off your damn lazy asses and wash the dishes and vacuum the damn floor yourselves. https://t.co/drPcg7l4HZ”
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Shane Holmberg on Twitter

“I tweeted this early, but in hindsight, I think the outrage is misplaced. What is actually outrageous, is some notion of waiting until the woman in your house is cleaning. Get off your damn lazy asses and wash the dishes and vacuum the damn floor yourselves. https://t.co/drPcg7l4HZ”
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Also, huge ques with archive.li today. I'll save it there once I get some service.
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@Shane_Yes_That_One go clean your shit. Clean the grout especially. You can do a decent job of making it look good with a toothbrush and a bleach-based gel or powder (with water to make a paste) cleaner but don't mix chemicals unless you're actually suicidal.
 
Dumb Bitch Smoothie said:
@Shane_Yes_That_One go clean your shit. Clean the grout especially. You can do a decent job of making it look good with a toothbrush and a bleach-based gel or powder (with water to make a paste) cleaner but don't mix chemicals unless you're actually suicidal and make sure to use vinegar with the bleach as it definitely helps with the cleaning.
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I helped you with that. Also make sure the wife and child are out the house too for no actual reason.




okay ill stop being an a-log now
 
This thread may actually be the greatest accomplishment of his life. All of his collective talents have been building up to this. Finally, he is at the crossroads of real life self-insertion fanfic and a grandiose inflation of his own importance to any given scene. Every post in this thread gets him off a little more. Truly, he's found his wheelhouse.
 
escapegoat said:
This thread may actually be the greatest accomplishment of his life. All of his collective talents have been building up to this. Finally, he is at the crossroads of real life self-insertion fanfic and a grandiose inflation of his own importance to any given scene. Every post in this thread gets him off a little more. Truly, he's found his wheelhouse.
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It's not a secret that he comes here to feel validated whenever the people he sucks off don't give him enough attention to satisfy him.

I bet if everyone here collectively ignored him and pretended he didn't exist, we'd rob him of his entire reason for living.
 
Dopey Cunt said:
It's not a secret that he comes here to feel validated whenever the people he sucks off don't give him enough attention to satisfy him.

I bet if everyone here collectively ignored him and pretended he didn't exist, we'd rob him of his entire reason for living.
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He'd probably beat his wife at that point.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
This is rich coming from Shane, have you seen your place?
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Shane Holmberg on Twitter

“I tweeted this early, but in hindsight, I think the outrage is misplaced. What is actually outrageous, is some notion of waiting until the woman in your house is cleaning. Get off your damn lazy asses and wash the dishes and vacuum the damn floor yourselves. https://t.co/drPcg7l4HZ”
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web.archive.org

Shane Holmberg on Twitter

“I tweeted this early, but in hindsight, I think the outrage is misplaced. What is actually outrageous, is some notion of waiting until the woman in your house is cleaning. Get off your damn lazy asses and wash the dishes and vacuum the damn floor yourselves. https://t.co/drPcg7l4HZ”
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Also, huge ques with archive.li today. I'll save it there once I get some service.
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I'm still waiting for all of the evidence Shane has that he was going to post like 6 months ago or whenever it was.
5t3n0g0ph3r said:
He could ask Ron what type of remote would be best for the job.
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It's not too hard to find one that's good for the beating of women. You have two criteria:

1) Is it easy to hold?
2) Is it gonna fucking hurt that bitch that didn't do the fucking dishes when I told her to tidy my fucking house?

Now that I'm Ron's mindset, I think this is his weapon of choice. It's meant to be a spare remote, so he likely has dozens stashed around his house, it looks balanced and easy to hold, and being hit by one of those corners will hurt, maybe even draw blood.
 
Shane's "evidence" is intimidation of real victims so his fake whale queens can keep their spotlight.

You know what I realized as I typed that? Hypothetically, if Vic did somehow assault someone and the victim wasn't willing to play along for their sake, they would shut her out and take her story and parade it around for their benefit, not caring how it effected the girl it actually happened to.

She gets bullied? Vic's fault.
She kills herself because of it? Vic's fault.

Yet they'd parade her story around because it's no longer her story, it's their agenda.

Just like all the pictures they've stolen and edited. Shut out the owners and people in the pictures to push their own stories first.
 
Bender said:
1) Is it easy to hold?
2) Is it gonna fucking hurt that bitch that didn't do the fucking dishes when I told her to tidy my fucking house?

Now that I'm Ron's mindset, I think this is his weapon of choice. It's meant to be a spare remote, so he likely has dozens stashed around his house, it looks balanced and easy to hold, and being hit by one of those corners will hurt, maybe even draw blood.
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These have more weight and they're cheap enough that he maybe able to afford it.
www.ebay.com

SHAW REMOTE CONTROL URC 2020B0-B1 CABLE RECEIVERS | eBay

Setup instruction at the back of the remote. BATTERY COVER INCLUDED!
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Good weight, easy to handle.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
These have more weight and they're cheap enough that he maybe able to afford it.
www.ebay.com

SHAW REMOTE CONTROL URC 2020B0-B1 CABLE RECEIVERS | eBay

Setup instruction at the back of the remote. BATTERY COVER INCLUDED!
www.ebay.com
Good weight, easy to handle.
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I just had a small chuckle to myself thinking how confused these sellers would be if they got a bunch of 5* reviews praising the grip and wife-beating potential. And by "small chuckle" I mean a proper belly laugh.
 
Bender said:
I just had a small chuckle to myself thinking how confused these sellers would be if they got a bunch of 5* reviews praising the grip and wife-beating potential. And by "small chuckle" I mean a proper belly laugh.
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They'd be happy for the sales since I don't think they're being used by the company anymore. Hell, most people don't even watch television anymore so there's thousands of them laying around. Those that still watch television are old people so getting 5 star reviews stating how good they are at beating people would make sense to them.

By the way Shane, https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2009/dec/18/man-killed-wife-television-remote please use remotes responsibly.
metro.co.uk

Woman guilty of killing her dad by launching TV remote at his head

She lobbed the remote in ‘frustration’ and then broke his ribs when he attended to his wounds.
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
They'd be happy for the sales since I don't think they're being used by the company anymore. Hell, most people don't even watch television anymore so there's thousands of them laying around. Those that still watch television are old people so getting 5 star reviews stating how good they are at beating people would make sense to them.

By the way Shane, https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2009/dec/18/man-killed-wife-television-remote please use remotes responsibly.
metro.co.uk

Woman guilty of killing her dad by launching TV remote at his head

She lobbed the remote in ‘frustration’ and then broke his ribs when he attended to his wounds.
metro.co.uk metro.co.uk
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Why the fuck is truth stranger than fiction.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
They'd be happy for the sales since I don't think they're being used by the company anymore. Hell, most people don't even watch television anymore so there's thousands of them laying around. Those that still watch television are old people so getting 5 star reviews stating how good they are at beating people would make sense to them.

By the way Shane, https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2009/dec/18/man-killed-wife-television-remote please use remotes responsibly.
metro.co.uk

Woman guilty of killing her dad by launching TV remote at his head

She lobbed the remote in ‘frustration’ and then broke his ribs when he attended to his wounds.
metro.co.uk metro.co.uk
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Once again, everything is brought back to a troon
 
See I have a remote app on my phone. Smart TVs and shit. I can change the channel on the downstairs TV from upstairs and make whoever's watching big mad.

Dropping my phone on my face in the middle of the night when I'm lurking instead of sleeping counts as assault right? If so I've assaulted myself with my remote....by accident....
 
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