Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

[Shane_Yes_That_One]

That's funny, but I honestly think that appearance on Nick's show broke him. It was his Sargon moment ("You aren't as smart as you think you are."). He's basically gone full Kraut at this point. Rage rage against the dying of the light. If he had a YouTube channel, he'd have to buy subs to keep up appearances. When this is all over, people will still not give a shit about him.

@Not A Bug is right. No rational person who isn't actually invested would be as emotionally invested as he is. And he's not actually invested. He's not important enough to be.

You think this is emotional investment instead of just not being able to sleep.

But speaking of Nicks show. Like what 10 months ago? Since then I leaked the takedowns Ty wanted hidden, that caused others to get involved, that called in lawtwitter, that causes Nick and Ty to be global laughing stocks. Ty ends up losing a partner and Nicks numbers have tanked as well as being perma kicked from a platform.

Not to mention being proven right about the contracts.

 

[MadPanda]

I'm hurt. I'm not even worth a quip or witty retort?

I wouldn't waste my time waiting if I were you. Like I said in the original post, right questions by the right people.

Please, for Rebecca's sanity if not yours, focus on her for once.

Added in Edit: That's Not A Bug to you.

I have to thank you for making this post because it really seems to have gotten under his skin as it seems to keep getting buried

You mean "creep" like when you hit on the teenage daughter of a staff member? Or the way you wilted and made yourself scarce once she told you who her parents were?

How about flirting with a staff member's wife which ultimately bemused and creeped her out?

How about groping a female staff member in a meeting with your drink in one hand and her breast in the other?

Wouldn't it be an interesting study in creepiness to discuss the things you said about Monica Rial, you lubed up with a few and during evening operations?

How about we ask Havoc about his feelings concerning you and see how he defines "creep"?

Why not enlighten us on how you define "creep" and how Vic can be shoehorned into that definition?

@Shane_Yes_That_One?

Any deference you've gotten from me (mostly because of Rebecca) is expended. You want relevance? You want to fuck over your family for internet clout? Let's see what happens when the right people are asked the right questions about you.

Hey Shane, our “mother’s basement” still looks better and more presentable than your shitty home.

Me and the wife really wanted to get a house with a basement because it would be easier to be warm in the winter and cool in the summer, which would be our game room, but that is life. I am actually kind of envious of people with basements all to themselves.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Duhhhh I'm only here because I can't sleep uwu

I am the champion of KickVic, I was pretending to be an idiot but I'm the real mastermind of everything!!!!

You guys are just incels and beta cucks, I am the Supreme Gentleman and I will show you how manly I am, just come to my dump in Texas!!!

 

[Shane_Yes_That_One]

They talk to each other. But not to Shane. That's sorta my point.

I was in the info loop years ago.

Was being the correct term. Saying cons owners don't talk to be is about the dumbest easily provable lie you have made thus far.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nah. It is just funny to point out they are getting named dropped by someone they dont know.

Oh, you mean like how you claimed to know Vic?

Or how you claimed to still be working for A-kon when you told Nick you could get Vic invited places? The claim that led to A-Kon's Twitter account publicly disavowing you? This was followed by you freaking the fuck out and going protected on Twitter?

You don't remember? Kiwifarms remembers.

 

[PrinceofAllCucks]

You think this is emotional investment instead of just not being able to sleep.

But speaking of Nicks show. Like what 10 months ago? Since then I leaked the takedowns Ty wanted hidden, that caused others to get involved, that called in lawtwitter, that causes Nick and Ty to be global laughing stocks. Ty ends up losing a partner and Nicks numbers have tanked as well as being perma kicked from a platform.

Not to mention being proven right about the contracts.

1. Probably closer to being instructed by Ron, Monica and Jamie to release the letters, as you wouldn't have that kind of information without them.
2. Shannon McCormick was the one to bring in LawTwitter by tagging Greg into those documents.
3. You're assuming that the partner had left due to this case, when no reason was ever given, just as Casey Erick's change in firm was never given reason.
4. Nick's numbers aren't tanking, they're stabilizing to those who have watched his content before any of the weeb wars ever went on, plus those who joined and stayed once weeb wars began.
In summary; you're taking credit for others work and assuming you've personally had an effect on anything. Your ego is poking through Shane, no wonder no one competent wants to work at your conventions.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

You think this is emotional investment instead of just not being able to sleep.

Shane logic: If I stay awake longer than everyone else, I win!

 

[Tipsy Tea Cup]

You mean "creep" like when you hit on the teenage daughter of a staff member? Or the way you wilted and made yourself scarce once she told you who her parents were?

How about flirting with a staff member's wife which ultimately bemused and creeped her out?

How about groping a female staff member in a meeting with your drink in one hand and her breast in the other?

Wouldn't it be an interesting study in creepiness to discuss the things you said about Monica Rial, you lubed up with a few and during evening operations?

How about we ask Havoc about his feelings concerning you and see how he defines "creep"?

Why not enlighten us on how you define "creep" and how Vic can be shoehorned into that definition?

@Shane_Yes_That_One?

Any deference you've gotten from me (mostly because of Rebecca) is expended. You want relevance? You want to fuck over your family for internet clout? Let's see what happens when the right people are asked the right questions about you.

Sex Pest Shane or Shit Stain Shane.

I can't decide which one suits him better.

 

[Shane_Yes_That_One]

I'm hurt. I'm not even worth a quip or witty retort?

Still waiting for you to tell BD's husband, and prove you have any idea what you are talking about. According to one person you name dropped your making shit up.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

"I'm not mad, I'm just bored." -Shane Holmberg, pedophile and gloryhog.

 

[LawTwitter is Dumb]

Still waiting for you to tell BD's husband, and prove you have any idea what you are talking about. According to one person you name dropped your making shit up.

Okay one last thing, still waiting on your cons numbers, the texts you said you had, and whatever else you said you had. Isn't that hard Shane, back up your shit you groomer.

 

[Shane_Yes_That_One]

"I'm not mad, I'm just bored." -Shane Holmberg, pedophile and gloryhog.

Bored at least. But I get intrigued by people who claim to know shit, but then half ass bring out things like they heard them from the rumor mill.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Okay one last thing, still waiting on your cons numbers, the texts you said you had, and whatever else you said you had. Isn't that hard Shane, back up your shit you groomer.

He never delivers.
He likes making other people do his work and he takes credit for it, or in this case he just wants people to forget.

 

[LawTwitter is Dumb]

people who claim to know shit, but then half ass bring out things like they heard them from the rumor mill.

Pot calling the kettle black...

 

[Farmer Y]

Shane! Shane! Nick just mentioned your name on stream. You can finally go to bed now.

 

[Shane_Yes_That_One]

Okay one last thing, still waiting on your cons numbers, the texts you said you had, and whatever else you said you had. Isn't that hard Shane, back up your shit you groomer.

The texts between me and who? I have texts with lots of people. Chris from KC, Chuck, and numerous other people.

 

[Captain Manning]

You think this is emotional investment instead of just not being able to sleep.

That might work Shane, except you've been talking about this incessantly for literally months. You are obsessed. Nobody on KF is as obsessed as you (@JosephTX was close, and look where that got him).

You are also dumb if you think I am just talking about you gracing us with your foul presence here.

Not to mention being proven right about the contracts.

You weren't proven right about a single thing.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Oh, you mean like how you claimed to know Vic?

Or how you claimed to still be working for A-kon when you told Nick you could get Vic invited places? The claim that led to A-Kon's Twitter account publicly disavowing you? This was followed by you freaking the fuck out and going protected on Twitter?

You don't remember? Kiwifarms remembers.

Even Reddit remembers, and we all know how that place is.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Bored at least. But I get intrigued by people who claim to know shit, but then half ass bring out things like they heard them from the rumor mill.

Then why aren't you able to prove anything you say you can?
You don't. You put your toe in the water and pussy out before anything really comes to light.

You should be able to provide backup to even the smallest of claims.

Saying that someone doesn't know doesn't count. Saying you have something doesn't count. You talk a big talk about people coming to your house but you can't even stand your ground online without acting like a pissed off preteen playing an MMO.

You really just want someone to be dumb enough to come to your house so you can hurt them legally because that's how you resolve problems.

 

[Shane_Yes_That_One]

Shane! Shane! Nick just mentioned your name on stream. You can finally go to bed now.

I can read the play by play tomorrow. No point caring about that.