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Shane is such a failure at life that he’d go to punch someone, miss, then somehow end up breaking his arm.
Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride
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Shane do you even know how to punch? I doubt it, but I felt like asking anyway. Also I keep almost calling him Shame. had to correct myself multiple times on that.
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Careful, we have a badass over there.
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but i thought conventions were for the fans shane.
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Urban Dictionary: Shane Holmberg
A Shane Holmberg is a gelatinous yet mildly sentient blob. Is currently married to a woman half his age, which he had been grooming for the role since she was only 3 years old. The attempt failed as she still has enough grey matter to seek others such as a Tyrone when not being forced to perform...www.urbandictionary.com
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This shoe eater has an urban dictionary entry. I'm mildly impressed
Huh, weird. It's missing the most important part of Shane's backstory: He learned the mastery of Remote-Fu from Ron himself. However, unlike Ron, he goes for the two handed remotes:
It's how he keeps his chair in line.
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So, seeing how Nomikai, I mean, Shane is being special over on twitter, bragging about how they threw out a guest who did not conform to their views off the cosplay platform. Nothing screams alpha like KNOWING a guy will come to visit you, LET him buy the pass and ticket, with his own name. He TWEETS this at Nomikai, and he is still not rejected before hand, at pickup of pass, entrance or at guest panels. Only after he has paid for entrance, ticket, and autographs and whatever else, he is shown the door.
So alpha.
For the lulz, a couple of snippets from their cosplay rules on their website; nothing less is to be expected.
They also appeared to have had a kid's cosplay catwalk. Which is, considering Shane's current wife and the context he offered about it, a little bit....off-putting.
4-15 are kids. 16 and up are 'grown up' cosplayers. 17 is the legal age in texas. for the record.
Shane also made it into ConsentCon 1.
Archive of rules
First two rules of costume rules are:
Costume Guidelines
Archive of guests
I suppose it does cover her bits. A quick google search of her name will throw you into ....well, lets just say there is almost nudity a lot.
So alpha.
For the lulz, a couple of snippets from their cosplay rules on their website; nothing less is to be expected.
- Males wearing tight-fitting costumes are required to wear a dance belt.
- Shoes are required at all times.
They also appeared to have had a kid's cosplay catwalk. Which is, considering Shane's current wife and the context he offered about it, a little bit....off-putting.
4-15 are kids. 16 and up are 'grown up' cosplayers. 17 is the legal age in texas. for the record.
Shane also made it into ConsentCon 1.
Archive of rules
First two rules of costume rules are:
Costume Guidelines
- This is a PG13 event and all cosplay must cover swimsuit areas – no nudity
- Costumes and clothing should not expose the body in such a way as to be deemed indecent exposure by the City of Dallas. Private parts must be covered in an opaque material that will not slip or have gaps.
Archive of guests
I suppose it does cover her bits. A quick google search of her name will throw you into ....well, lets just say there is almost nudity a lot.
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Look at shane trying to be tough.
Shane your not a tough guy your just a massive faggot that keeps on embarrassing himself.
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Shane gets punching lessons from Ron. Sounds like they both get violent easily
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Autistic manchildren are known for having temper-tantrums and getting violent.
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Add in the fact that they made a huge deal of him harassing VOICE ACTORS online. Then the only proof I seen them link to was a DM with Ron Toye, who....is not a voice actor.
A DM that wasn't that bad and Ron was being a pile of exceptional excrement.
I suppose he has now proven his ride or die for Sabat and is getting hired?
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Isn't that considered as "remotely" sheltering? I'll show my self out now.
How's Shoeshines con doing by the way?
Yeah, sure you did, you fat out of shape pussy.
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Sounds like Shane is the head of insecurity.
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Be a shame if a news outlet found a story of a self admitted rapist and child grooming con owner kicking people out for standing up to wife beaters
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Do you think he realizes that attempted assault of someone (even if he only ended up breaking his own hand) isn't justified because someone wears a shirt insulting your pimp?
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Being on the right side of history justifies violence. Like you can beat the shit out of a loser who unironically like SAO outside Abridged and LLENN's spinoff and be called a chad. Or how MBA went full sped with death threats and/or Kirsten got baited into admitting future gay-ops by a parody account.
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I think we can all agree that by "decked" he meant throwing a pack of cards at the poor guy and then ran away crying during the confusion.
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It may be covering her bits, but the minute she actually moved it sure does look like it'd slip up and create gaps. I don't think it would be permitted under their rules. Interesting that they'd use it to promote her appearance. @Shane_Yes_That_One Care to comment?First two rules of costume rules are:
Costume Guidelines
So many funny rules in here, but I guess there is such a thing as having to state the obvious. Wonder how he deals with certain female cosplayers, I mean one of their guests (and this was the photo used) was...
- This is a PG13 event and all cosplay must cover swimsuit areas – no nudity
- Costumes and clothing should not expose the body in such a way as to be deemed indecent exposure by the City of Dallas. Private parts must be covered in an opaque material that will not slip or have gaps.
Archive of guests
I suppose it does cover her bits. A quick google search of her name will throw you into ....well, lets just say there is almost nudity a lot.
And... you just found almost nudity?
https://archive.fo/dwcXb (NSFW)
Maybe you had safe search turned on.
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Shane Holmberg @NomikaiDallas on Twitter
“A-Kon is under new ownership as of January. The old owners did such a bad job I had to publicly resign. That is still available if you would bother looking. The old owners lasted a year without me and my staff without having to sell the whole thing. But you have a point...
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