Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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Eyeshield said:
How was he a good lolcow?
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He is COW ZERO. The seed of life from which all cows originated. All cows have an instinct to merge with Chris Chan and bring about Cow Instrumentality.

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The purpose of K.I.W.I. (Keep Idiotic Weirdos Isolated) Farms is to ensure that doesn't happen. By monitoring the cows and making sure they don't merge with Chris Chan. If they do their combined exceptionalism will lead to the end of humanity.
 
feral cat #6385 said:
He is COW ZERO. The seed of life from which all cows originated. All cows have an instinct to merge with Chris Chan and bring about Cow Instrumentality.

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The purpose of K.I.W.I. (Keep Idiotic Weirdos Isolated) Farms is to ensure that doesn't happen. By monitoring the cows and making sure they don't merge with Chris Chan. If they do their combined exceptionalism will lead to the end of humanity.
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His cow powers are so horrifyingly contagious that a brief contact with Monica Rial years ago turned her into a lolcow years later. Apparently his fat is also contagious because she's fat too.
 
That weird awkward moment when you and your brother have wives with matching names.
Shaun L Holmberg married in November 2009 a woman named Rebecca A. Duree, now Rebecca A. Holmberg

HOLMBERG, SHAUN L who was 33, (born 1975 or 1976) married 20 November 2009 in COLLIN COUNTY, TEXAS, U.S.A. a bride named REBECCA A DUREE who was 34 (born 1974 or 1975). 78,214,095
Check the source file (free) and then check Archives for SHAUN L HOLMBERG.

Now, 10 years later, Shane follows in his footsteps and marries his own Rebecca Apple, making her yes: Rebecca A. Holmberg 2

That Holmberg family amirite.....
 
ManateeHunter said:
Do we have more info for this Shaun guy? Maybe the entire Holmberg clan is a cesspool of lolcows…

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The resemblance is uncanny.
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Shaun is shorter than Shane. Always struck me as the more together of the two (though my contact was limited compared to Shane) and he was a quartermaster for A-Kon in 2017... with mixed success.
 
Not A Bug said:
Shaun is shorter than Shane. Always struck me as the more together of the two (though my contact was limited compared to Shane) and he was a quartermaster for A-Kon in 2017... with mixed success.
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From what I managed to find about Shaun online he seems like a more grounded and level-headed bloke.
I also see Shane mimicing some of the things he does, perhaps to be more like him or impress, who knows.
Best of luck in his marriage. I am still a little iffy about both having wives named Rebecca A. Holmberg, but that....must just be an odd streak of fate.
 
AlexJonesGotMePregnant said:
Chris-chan and deagle nation are essential cow reading and provide much more lasting entertainment than shane will
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Chris, definitely. Deagle Nation was overrated. I couldn't get into reading about them even when it was still ongoing. That said they were still more entertaining than Shane ever will be.
 
AnOminous said:
His cow powers are so horrifyingly contagious that a brief contact with Monica Rial years ago turned her into a lolcow years later. Apparently his fat is also contagious because she's fat too.
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so because it develops slowly could this be considered a case of mad cow disease?
 
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