Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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So did some basic math cause I read a Shane post pointing out that someone's gf was 14 year younger than them.

Shane, you are 43, your wife just turned 22 in March.... 21 years. Don't know if you ever went to college. But if you did you could have graduated with a bachelordegree about the time she was born....

You can just picture him when he receives his diploma thinking "what a day. I actually graduated and my future wife was born."

What the japanese word for "gay"?

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Shane, I guess we'll have to go with 汚ッさん(filthy middle-aged man)
I know no Japanese, but it is normal to sort of add 'titles' at the back of a name? You say, kun, Sama, San etc according to what is befitting of the person you speak to? What would be suitable for Shane? If any.... Feel free to throw in additional bad words.
 
That implies he gets more action than he should.
I mean, if you pay, you can get in action as much as you want… 🤔
I know no Japanese, but it is normal to sort of add 'titles' at the back of a name? You say, kun, Sama, San etc according to what is befitting of the person you speak to? What would be suitable for Shane? If any.... Feel free to throw in additional bad words.
Usually you do. The only time you wouldn't is either 1. You are so intimate with the person you're referring to, or 2. You don't give a fuck.
Personally, I'm all for giving Shane derogatory Japanese nicknames to go with his stupid Shoudakucon.
 
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There's a certain meme that is appropriate here.

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"It's okay for us to accuse Nick of crimes like wire fraud and theft, and we can accuse Vic of being a sexual predator, rapist and pedophile, but don't you dare accuse us of being guilty of crimes!"

EDIT: Apparently the first quote was from another thread and I was going to remove it but I'll be damned if it doesn't fucking apply with this idiot as well.
 
They like to fall back on that. Emmett was running around accusing people of defaming him last month or so because of questioning his affidavits. It's okay to call Vic a pedophile in a sworn statement, but someone saying that statement is a lie just isn't okay.
 
"It's okay for us to accuse Nick of crimes like wire fraud and theft, and we can accuse Vic of being a sexual predator, rapist and pedophile, but don't you dare accuse us of being guilty of crimes!"

EDIT: Apparently the first quote was from another thread and I was going to remove it but I'll be damned if it doesn't fucking apply with this idiot as well.
Shane is a chair rapist shoe eating monster and likes to jerk off watching Roni Boi getting pegged by Monica.
 
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I'm now accepting bets regarding which will break first from me slamming my head into a wall, my brick wall or my skull? Seems like a more productive endeavor than trying to talk to these people.
 
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