Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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Shame I missed Shane showing up pretending to be a tough guy, also why is @Malfunctioning Alcoholic trying to shield Shane from being called a pedo? He's outright admitted to being a fucking creepo at cons and knew his father in law for years before magically meeting his friend's teenage daughter that he claims he had no idea existed until he got involved with her.

Also @Shane_Yes_That_One, I'll put you in the camel clutch bro!
 
So I have long time wondered how Shane kinda drew in his wife.
It wasn't looks that's for sure, nor money.....or.....his great choice in chairs.

Then, I found her tumblr.

Ahem! *clears throat* Just let me try to get through this without feeling ill ok.

🌫🌬🌫 ⛈🌪Storm Inspired🌪⛈ 🌌✦Crystals✦🌌 🖤Sex Magic🖤 ⋆･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:. ✶*⋆.*:･ﾟ✶.: ⋆✶･ﾟ✶: .⋆ ⋆*✶･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ: ╭━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━╮ 𝙾𝚑 𝚑𝚒 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚛 ╰━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━╯ ✦ ･ . . ✦ . . . . . ✦ ✦ ･ . • . • . . * 　　　 ✦ . 　⁺ 　 .⁺ 　　 ˚ . * 　　　 ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . . 　 　 ⁺ ⁺ ✦⋆ ┊ . ˚. ˚✦ - Will you come find me? - - - When my demons take over, - - - And force me to play? - -brs ✦ ･ . . ✦ . . . . . ✦ ✦ ･ . • . • ╭━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━╮ 𝚘𝚑 𝚜𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎 ╰━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━╯ ✦ ･ . . ✦ . . . . . ✦ 🖤💜𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚔𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗💜🖤 . * 　　　 ✦ . 　⁺ 　 .⁺ 　　 ˚ . * 　　　 ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . . 　 　 ⁺ ⁺ ✦ ╭━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━╮ ✦You can call me Tynee ✦Age: 22 ✦Gender: Female ✦Personality: Empath ✦Orientation: Super 50/50 Bisexual ✦Status: Married ✦Zodiac: Taurus ╰━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━╯ ✦ ･ . . ✦ . . . . . ✦ ✦ ･ . • . • . . * 　　　 ✦ . 　⁺ 　 .⁺ 　　 ˚ . * 　　　 ✦ 　⁺ 　 . ✦ ╭━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━╮ ✦ Lucky enough to be married to a man who has practiced magic for well over a decade. Soaking in all the knowledge and experience. I've found together we seem to be extremely powerful. ✦ Grey Empath - still working out the kinks of what path suits me best but I definitely have a more mystic spiritualism approach ✦ I believe that all things and beings alike operate on certain energy levels and we are able to manipulate our environment and outcomes by raising and lowering our energy levels. ✦ Personally, I am studying and practicing with crystals on a daily basis. As a couple, my husband and I use candle magic to strengthen our presence in the "energy field" so to speak and typically use very personal formulated spells preformed with blood or sex magic, or even a mix of both at times, to yield the best results. ✦ 🖤💜🖤 I am constantly looking to learn and explore new methods and approaches. If you have any questions or would like to brainstorm personal spells send me a chat! 🖤💜🖤 ╰━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━╯ . * 　　　 ✦ . 　⁺ 　 .⁺ 　　 ˚ . * 　　　. 　⁺ 　 . . 　 　 ⁺ ⁺ ✦ ✦ ･ . . ✦ . . . . . ✦ ✦ ･ . • . • . • . . ✦ ✦ “And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.” ― Roald Dahl ✦ . * 　　　 ✦ . 　⁺ 　 .⁺ 　　 ˚ . * 　　　 ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . . 　 　 ⁺ ⁺ ✦ ╭━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━╮ 》* 。 • ˚ 。˚ 。*。𝙶𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚋𝚢𝚎 。* 。° 。* • 。*《 ╰━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━╯​

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So that leaves us with: Wicca, Sex Magic, and paganism. Shane lured her in.....with....religion?
I am guessing the shoes are part of their sacrifical rites. Poor shoes.

https://web.archive.org/web/20190823194954/https://tyneehavoq.tumblr.com/archive
https://tyneehavoq.tumblr.com/archive


https://web.archive.org/web/20190823195046/https://tyneehavoq.tumblr.com/
https://tyneehavoq.tumblr.com/

Our Soyboi Shane is a Wiccan, Practices Sex Magic and.....I know we are not supposed to put reaction gifs in ....Sorry
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PrimrosePath said:
So I have long time wondered how Shane kinda drew in his wife.
It wasn't looks that's for sure, nor money.....or.....his great choice in chairs.

Then, I found her tumblr.

Ahem! *clears throat* Just let me try to get through this without feeling ill ok.

🌫🌬🌫 ⛈🌪Storm Inspired🌪⛈ 🌌✦Crystals✦🌌 🖤Sex Magic🖤 ⋆･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:. ✶*⋆.*:･ﾟ✶.: ⋆✶･ﾟ✶: .⋆ ⋆*✶･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ: ╭━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━╮ 𝙾𝚑 𝚑𝚒 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚛 ╰━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━╯ ✦ ･ . . ✦ . . . . . ✦ ✦ ･ . • . • . . * 　　　 ✦ . 　⁺ 　 .⁺ 　　 ˚ . * 　　　 ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . . 　 　 ⁺ ⁺ ✦⋆ ┊ . ˚. ˚✦ - Will you come find me? - - - When my demons take over, - - - And force me to play? - -brs ✦ ･ . . ✦ . . . . . ✦ ✦ ･ . • . • ╭━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━╮ 𝚘𝚑 𝚜𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎 ╰━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━╯ ✦ ･ . . ✦ . . . . . ✦ 🖤💜𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚔𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗💜🖤 . * 　　　 ✦ . 　⁺ 　 .⁺ 　　 ˚ . * 　　　 ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . . 　 　 ⁺ ⁺ ✦ ╭━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━╮ ✦You can call me Tynee ✦Age: 22 ✦Gender: Female ✦Personality: Empath ✦Orientation: Super 50/50 Bisexual ✦Status: Married ✦Zodiac: Taurus ╰━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━╯ ✦ ･ . . ✦ . . . . . ✦ ✦ ･ . • . • . . * 　　　 ✦ . 　⁺ 　 .⁺ 　　 ˚ . * 　　　 ✦ 　⁺ 　 . ✦ ╭━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━╮ ✦ Lucky enough to be married to a man who has practiced magic for well over a decade. Soaking in all the knowledge and experience. I've found together we seem to be extremely powerful. ✦ Grey Empath - still working out the kinks of what path suits me best but I definitely have a more mystic spiritualism approach ✦ I believe that all things and beings alike operate on certain energy levels and we are able to manipulate our environment and outcomes by raising and lowering our energy levels. ✦ Personally, I am studying and practicing with crystals on a daily basis. As a couple, my husband and I use candle magic to strengthen our presence in the "energy field" so to speak and typically use very personal formulated spells preformed with blood or sex magic, or even a mix of both at times, to yield the best results. ✦ 🖤💜🖤 I am constantly looking to learn and explore new methods and approaches. If you have any questions or would like to brainstorm personal spells send me a chat! 🖤💜🖤 ╰━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━╯ . * 　　　 ✦ . 　⁺ 　 .⁺ 　　 ˚ . * 　　　. 　⁺ 　 . . 　 　 ⁺ ⁺ ✦ ✦ ･ . . ✦ . . . . . ✦ ✦ ･ . • . • . • . . ✦ ✦ “And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.” ― Roald Dahl ✦ . * 　　　 ✦ . 　⁺ 　 .⁺ 　　 ˚ . * 　　　 ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . . 　 　 ⁺ ⁺ ✦ ╭━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━╮ 》* 。 • ˚ 。˚ 。*。𝙶𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚋𝚢𝚎 。* 。° 。* • 。*《 ╰━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━╯​

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So that leaves us with: Wicca, Sex Magic, and paganism. Shane lured her in.....with....religion?
I am guessing the shoes are part of their sacrifical rites. Poor shoes.

https://web.archive.org/web/20190823194954/https://tyneehavoq.tumblr.com/archive
https://tyneehavoq.tumblr.com/archive


https://web.archive.org/web/20190823195046/https://tyneehavoq.tumblr.com/
https://tyneehavoq.tumblr.com/
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This has to be the weirdest yet cringest thing I ever seen and read. I wish that it is not real, but it is. Unfortunately real.
 
Dopey Cunt said:
Stream is with Hero Hei. Was originally planned for yesterday however some technical difficulties resulted in the stream being postponed to today.
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I'm sure it will be underwhelming but we just finished checking out the tech. If Google plays nice, we're golden. About 4:30 CDT.
 
Monkey Prick said:
Shame I missed Shane showing up pretending to be a tough guy, also why is @Malfunctioning Alcoholic trying to shield Shane from being called a pedo? He's outright admitted to being a fucking creepo at cons and knew his father in law for years before magically meeting his friend's teenage daughter that he claims he had no idea existed until he got involved with her.

Also @Shane_Yes_That_One, I'll put you in the camel clutch bro!
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He isn't. He is just wanting some proof of this being true before he himself lays down such a statement. That is totally fair.
Since a lot of you are lolling at a guy not wanting to call someone a pedo without a evidence, like we all growl at KV for doing, I do suggest instead of being lil bitches about someone having a different opinion than yourself, instead show him the money. Aka the proof.

I have started to hoard some stuff to put in a post, but this thread is immensely long and Shane ugh....just make it a lil tedious to get through. It's like trudging through the tar of stupidity. If someone have them at hand, pls post them btw.

I made it from page 150 to page 83 and it I am telling you now, the Shane hurts my brain
 
PrimrosePath said:
So I have long time wondered how Shane kinda drew in his wife.
It wasn't looks that's for sure, nor money.....or.....his great choice in chairs.

Then, I found her tumblr.

Ahem! *clears throat* Just let me try to get through this without feeling ill ok.

🌫🌬🌫 ⛈🌪Storm Inspired🌪⛈ 🌌✦Crystals✦🌌 🖤Sex Magic🖤 ⋆･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:. ✶*⋆.*:･ﾟ✶.: ⋆✶･ﾟ✶: .⋆ ⋆*✶･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ: ╭━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━╮ 𝙾𝚑 𝚑𝚒 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚛 ╰━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━╯ ✦ ･ . . ✦ . . . . . ✦ ✦ ･ . • . • . . * 　　　 ✦ . 　⁺ 　 .⁺ 　　 ˚ . * 　　　 ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . . 　 　 ⁺ ⁺ ✦⋆ ┊ . ˚. ˚✦ - Will you come find me? - - - When my demons take over, - - - And force me to play? - -brs ✦ ･ . . ✦ . . . . . ✦ ✦ ･ . • . • ╭━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━╮ 𝚘𝚑 𝚜𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎 ╰━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━╯ ✦ ･ . . ✦ . . . . . ✦ 🖤💜𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚔𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗💜🖤 . * 　　　 ✦ . 　⁺ 　 .⁺ 　　 ˚ . * 　　　 ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . . 　 　 ⁺ ⁺ ✦ ╭━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━╮ ✦You can call me Tynee ✦Age: 22 ✦Gender: Female ✦Personality: Empath ✦Orientation: Super 50/50 Bisexual ✦Status: Married ✦Zodiac: Taurus ╰━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━╯ ✦ ･ . . ✦ . . . . . ✦ ✦ ･ . • . • . . * 　　　 ✦ . 　⁺ 　 .⁺ 　　 ˚ . * 　　　 ✦ 　⁺ 　 . ✦ ╭━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━╮ ✦ Lucky enough to be married to a man who has practiced magic for well over a decade. Soaking in all the knowledge and experience. I've found together we seem to be extremely powerful. ✦ Grey Empath - still working out the kinks of what path suits me best but I definitely have a more mystic spiritualism approach ✦ I believe that all things and beings alike operate on certain energy levels and we are able to manipulate our environment and outcomes by raising and lowering our energy levels. ✦ Personally, I am studying and practicing with crystals on a daily basis. As a couple, my husband and I use candle magic to strengthen our presence in the "energy field" so to speak and typically use very personal formulated spells preformed with blood or sex magic, or even a mix of both at times, to yield the best results. ✦ 🖤💜🖤 I am constantly looking to learn and explore new methods and approaches. If you have any questions or would like to brainstorm personal spells send me a chat! 🖤💜🖤 ╰━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━╯ . * 　　　 ✦ . 　⁺ 　 .⁺ 　　 ˚ . * 　　　. 　⁺ 　 . . 　 　 ⁺ ⁺ ✦ ✦ ･ . . ✦ . . . . . ✦ ✦ ･ . • . • . • . . ✦ ✦ “And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.” ― Roald Dahl ✦ . * 　　　 ✦ . 　⁺ 　 .⁺ 　　 ˚ . * 　　　 ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . . 　 　 ⁺ ⁺ ✦ ╭━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━╮ 》* 。 • ˚ 。˚ 。*。𝙶𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚋𝚢𝚎 。* 。° 。* • 。*《 ╰━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ ━╯​

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So that leaves us with: Wicca, Sex Magic, and paganism. Shane lured her in.....with....religion?
I am guessing the shoes are part of their sacrifical rites. Poor shoes.

https://web.archive.org/web/20190823194954/https://tyneehavoq.tumblr.com/archive
https://tyneehavoq.tumblr.com/archive


https://web.archive.org/web/20190823195046/https://tyneehavoq.tumblr.com/
https://tyneehavoq.tumblr.com/

Our Soyboi Shane is a Wiccan, Practices Sex Magic and.....I know we are not supposed to put reaction gifs in ....Sorry
tenor.gif
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Sex Magic?
So thats how that chair got like that.
 
PrimrosePath said:
I do suggest instead of being lil bitches about someone having a different opinion than yourself, instead show him the money. Aka the proof.

I have started to hoard some stuff to put in a post, but this thread is immensely long and Shane ugh....just make it a lil tedious to get through. It's like trudging through the tar of stupidity. If someone have them at hand, pls post them btw.
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I don't know about you but if someone themselves admits to that creepy pedophilia behavior and makes no attempt to refute it later even if it would be very easy for him to do so is kind of proof enough. It came from Shane himself. If someone other than him put forth those accusations, okay, I can understand not wanting to jump on the bandwagon in which case all Shane would have to do is deny those accusations (which he clearly hasn't done yet to my knowledge). But the guy admitted it himself. Let's say someone accuses me of stealing a cookie out of a jar and they confront me about it and I say "Yeah I stuck my hand in there a few times and knicked a cookie here and there." Then any reasonable person listening to my statement would believe it's an admission of guilt. If I don't bother to refute their claims and stick by my statement, that's practically an admission of guilt. They accused me of stealing a cookie. I said that I did it, therefore, they believe I am guilty. If I make no attempt to prove my innocence, then any reasonable persons would assume that me stealing cookies is factually true since I outright admitted that I did and didn't bother to defend myself nor deny the accusations being put forth on me.
It'll probably take a bit to dig out the proof that he basically admitted to knowing his wife while she was underage, having previous interactions with her while she was underage and being friends with her father.
I personally don't know if he's literally a child groomer, I just say that to piss him off for the purpose of (m)ilking lolz.
 
Dopey Cunt said:
I don't know about you but if someone themselves admits to that creepy pedophilia behavior and makes no attempt to refute it later even if it would be very easy for him to do so is kind of proof enough. It came from Shane himself. If someone other than him put forth those accusations, okay, I can understand not wanting to jump on the bandwagon in which case all Shane would have to do is deny those accusations (which he clearly hasn't done yet to my knowledge). But the guy admitted it himself. Let's say someone accuses me of stealing a cookie out of a jar and they confront me about it and I say "Yeah I stuck my hand in there a few times and knicked a cookie here and there." Then any reasonable person listening to my statement would believe it's an admission of guilt. If I don't bother to refute their claims and stick by my statement, that's practically an admission of guilt. They accused me of stealing a cookie. I said that I did it, therefore, they believe I am guilty. If I make no attempt to prove my innocence, then any reasonable persons would assume that me stealing cookies is factually true since I outright admitted that I did and didn't bother to defend myself nor deny the accusations being put forth on me.
It'll probably take a bit to dig out the proof that he basically admitted to knowing his wife while she was underage, having previous interactions with her while she was underage and being friends with her father.
I personally don't know if he's literally a child groomer, I just say that to piss him off for the purpose of jerking off lolz.
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We all know he's a creep. Point is, we're not PULL. So when someone asks 'hey, can you back that up'.
It is nice to back that up you know. Throw a damning tweet in there for example. A fucked up quote from him etc.
I fully believe this man has crept on some young girls at cons. He fits a very, very typical predatory profile and even with little to no evidence I'd probably fully believe it. I'd never let a teen-girl near this man in a thousand years.

I also feel we may score points 'showing the proof' to possible late Weeb War lurkers who for whatever reason may be on the fence on the ......eh.....dubious fuckery of KV.

So far I found two different, but similar stories about when he met his wife:

In this version she was 18 in 25th of may
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/shane-holmberg-shane-presley-holmberg.55347/post-4755653
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And then she was "Like 19" in June
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/shane-holmberg-shane-presley-holmberg.55347/post-4795052
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I also found a post claiming he was known to creep at cons, at the same time, we don't know the age of the ones he crept on. So it .....doesn't really truly help in proving anything else than him being what we all think he is: a creep.
 
PrimrosePath said:
We all know he's a creep. Point is, we're not PULL. So when someone asks 'hey, can you back that up'.
It is nice to back that up you know. Throw a damning tweet in there for example. A fucked up quote from him etc.
I fully believe this man has crept on some young girls at cons. He fits a very, very typical predatory profile and even with little to no evidence I'd probably fully believe it. I'd never let a teen-girl near this man in a thousand years.

I also feel we may score points 'showing the proof' to possible late Weeb War lurkers who for whatever reason may be on the fence on the ......eh.....dubious fuckery of KV.

So far I found two different, but similar stories about when he met his wife:

In this version she was 18 in 25th of may
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/shane-holmberg-shane-presley-holmberg.55347/post-4755653
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And then she was "Like 19" in June
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/shane-holmberg-shane-presley-holmberg.55347/post-4795052
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I also found a post claiming he was known to creep at cons, at the same time, we don't know the age of the ones he crept on. So it .....doesn't really truly help in proving anything else than him being what we all think he is: a creep.
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Fair enough.
I'm going to keep calling him a pedo though because it pisses him off and making him rage is funny.
 
Dopey Cunt said:
Fair enough.
I'm going to keep calling him a pedo though because it pisses him off and making him rage is funny.
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My fav bit about it is that he never ever denies it. He just calls people bitches or faggots.
(if he has I missed it, I been digging through pages to find some stuff and I can not be bothered to stare more at the stuff atm)
He doesn't even attempt to refute it as you pointed out before. It is.....hilarious but I suppose he might know how much a futile fight that is with us since.....
He done fucked up
 
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