Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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A2P said:
Not to power level too much, but Shane, if your scrawny ass ever threw a punch at me, I would fucking kill you [in Minecraft]. Dont even front bro, you're acting like Shawrzenegger with the body frame of a meth addict from Indiana.
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We all seen this faggots physique. A catfish out of water would kick his ass.
 
Lol Shane getting cucked by his too young wife, taking his anger out on people who might be women to adjust.
 
A2P said:
Not to power level too much, but Shane, if your scrawny ass ever threw a punch at me, I would fucking kill you [in Minecraft]. Dont even front bro, you're acting like Shawrzenegger with the body frame of a meth addict from Indiana.
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Meth addicts are skinny. Shane's too tubby for that.
 
Shane_Yes_That_One said:
You can come say it too my face anytime. Out of the two of us, only one is a coward piece of shit.
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These taunts are so hackneyed and time-worn we can only wonder why you bother to use them. Repeatedly, at that.

Will you change our thinking?

No.

Will we change yours?

Again, no.

No one is coming to visit you, this we all know.

We were already here. We have what we want. There's clearly nothing for you here.
 
Shane_Yes_That_One said:
More crying? How sad. Get called out for being a coward bitch and have to beg the farms to fight your battles for you. Figures.
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Is this really the next level emotional manipulation and abuse you used on your child bride until she became 'damaged' enough to marry you? Put some effort in, at least. This showing is just sad.
 
AnOminous said:
Deucette went into life-ruining debt to become as "competent" as he is while being Shane-level stupid. So actually Shane is not as dumb as Deucette.
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Despite being possibly dumber, Douchette's idiocy isn't as funny. Shane being every male feminist predator trait cubed and getting assblasted on KF is still funnier.
 
I haven't been in here for a while, but my educated guess about what Shane's been up to is he's just trying to pretend his child bride cucking him with other women while he watches in his shoe-eating corner and transcribes everything to his Discord isn't actually hurting his feelings and he needs to feel gratified elsewhere.

I'd ask if Shane's tried going to IKEA or Lowe's if he's feeling lonely, but he's most likely banned.
 
Lmao wow Shane, I've seen some pathetic ass people in my life, but I'd definitely put you top 10 now. Even by my standards, you can't be the best at being complete fucking garbage. No golden turd trophy for you mah boi.
 
ManateeHunter said:
Why are you only quoting @Dopey Cunt? You think your shitty penis can somehow make her submissive? You've been reading too much hentai for your own good.
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He's a sexist who thinks his "manliness" can bully her into submission. The other men are too intimidating for him to try. That, or he's a sexist enraged that a woman spoke out of turn to him. Pick one or both.
 
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