Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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Dopey Cunt said:
You should probably learn how to make basic posts first.
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As scientist has recently discovered, the biggest blackhole has been found in the holmberg galaxy. I am assuming that is where shanes brain would have been if he ever had one.

A blachole is so dense that no matter can escape it. Anything that goes in does not come out. That is also how he processes information.
 
Shane_Yes_That_One said:
Go let your fellow kiwis comfort you and try to prop up your delic



Who needs minecraft. You could make it over and I could do it for you.
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For a self proclaimed journalist and intellectual you sure reduce your already poor vocabulary down to a couple of repeat sentences of "Fite me biotch" and interchanging the latter only with 3 other curseword variables.

Do you English Shane? Come on! Get creative! You can do it if you try!! I believe in you!
 
So, Shannon, stab at the dark here, but have you been developing para schizo, cause you seem more unnerved than usual. The best cows are the crazy ones.
 
Shane_Yes_That_One said:
"I am such a coward, anything to distract from being called out"

Yeah exactly what you are.
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Why are you so mad at her, Shane? Does she remind you of your child bride so you want to beat her with a shoe until she performs favors on you? Or are you just angered by the presence of any woman you couldn't groom?
 
Alright, someone take over for getting this giant baby to keep screeching. Unlike him, I have an actual life to get back to.
 
Allanon said:
Why are you so mad at her, Shane? Does she remind you of your child bride so you want to beat her with a shoe until she performs favors on you? Or are you just angered by the presence of any woman you couldn't groom?
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I doubt she is a she. Just some coward hiding behind their internet keyboard.
 
Shane_Yes_That_One said:
I doubt she is a she. Just some coward hiding behind their internet keyboard.
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I'm sorry, do you need to see what's in her pants to believe her stated gender? That's not very enlightened of you, Shane. And suggesting you'd treat someone differently if they were a woman also sounds sexist. Not a good look, Shane.
 
Shane_Yes_That_One said:
Nah you are all actually keyboard warrior cowards.
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Shane_Yes_That_One said:
You can come say it too my face anytime. Out of the two of us, only one is a coward piece of shit.
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Not to power level too much, but Shane, if your scrawny ass ever threw a punch at me, I would fucking kill you [in Minecraft]. Dont even front bro, you're acting like Shawrzenegger with the body frame of a meth addict from Indiana.
 
GenericReviewerDraco said:
I miss Shane the shoe eating chair raping pedophile being the PR face of KickVic. Douchette is a boring tryhard despite being barely more competent than Shane.
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Deucette went into life-ruining debt to become as "competent" as he is while being Shane-level stupid. So actually Shane is not as dumb as Deucette.
 
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