Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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Tbf Shane, you're so fucking pathetic that even at the most boring of times during this lawsuit, I gave up on watching your dumb tweets because you're just that sad of a manlet. Looking at the walls is more entertaining than the usual shit you talk online, terrible at your best, inconceivable at your worst.
 
I'm not caught up, have we gotten Shane's hot take on every single one of Jennifer Hunt's claims being debunked? How about where all her Tekko friends were lying about their positions in the con to make their affidavits feel more authentic? Is he crying now because people slapped him in the face with the facts about the auction? Or did he just pop in all rage cannons firing to blow off steam because his toddler bride won't make him shoe stew today?
 
Allanon said:
I'm not caught up, have we gotten Shane's hot take on every single one of Jennifer Hunt's claims being debunked? How about where all her Tekko friends were lying about their positions in the con to make their affidavits feel more authentic? Is he crying now because people slapped him in the face with the facts about the auction? Or did he just pop in all rage cannons firing to blow off steam because his toddler bride won't make him shoe stew today?
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Don't bother. He's just going to ignore those questions and keep being assblasted and name-calling because he's incapable of coming up with a witty comeback.

Edit: Whoops, double post.
 
Dopey Cunt said:
I think I'll pay more attention to Douchette now just because it triggers Shane so much.
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If only Shane went back to his own galaxy brain takes he'd be more entertaining than Greg, but he's been regurgitating what Daddy Greg tells him to say ever since he got cucked out of the MoRon PR position by someone with less hair than him, so there's really no point in keeping track anymore. Reading both is like listening to stupid in stereo.
 
I miss Shane the shoe eating chair raping pedophile being the PR face of KickVic. Douchette is a boring tryhard despite being barely more competent than Shane.
 
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