Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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Oooh he's mad. I did it, guys.
First off, you're gross, I wouldn't go anywhere near you. Second, you're not worth the jail time.
Third, your attempts to bait are weak and need some work.

"Wah Wah Wah! I admit I am only tough online".

I have some real sympathy for you. You really are this pathetic. Stupid teenage comebacks like "I would hit you but I would get arrested".

You are a punk ass coward lowlife bitch. And that is probably all you will ever be.
 
"Kiwis are cowards and poor"
Bro. We've seen your absolute shambles of an apartment, what are you even trying to pull now? Did you just have a fight with your child bride about when her sleepy time is?
 
"Wah Wah Wah! I admit I am only tough online".

I have some real sympathy for you. You really are this pathetic. Stupid teenage comebacks like "I would hit you but I would get arrested".

You are a punk ass coward lowlife bitch. And that is probably all you will ever be.
Guys, look. He's putting words in people's mouths again and being an absolute hypocrite.
The guy just can't help himself.
Please go on.
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Shane: "1v1 me you fucking pussies! I double dare you motherfucker you no-life incels!"

Also Shane on Kiwi Farms:
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I even offered to set an appointment for you.
Haha, oh man, this nigger really wants a shoe delivery. I don't know what's gotten in to you, @Shane_Yes_That_One , but I don't think you realize what you're potentially asking for by openly inviting people to come to your house on a forum where you can't delete your posts. How fucked is your defense going to be when a judge sees these posts? You're fucking verified, dude. You can't even try to pretend it wasn't you.

You really need to ease off the soy spunk.
 
"Wah Wah Wah! I admit I am only tough online".

I have some real sympathy for you. You really are this pathetic. Stupid teenage comebacks like "I would hit you but I would get arrested".

You are a punk ass coward lowlife bitch. And that is probably all you will ever be.

Just fess up and admit you were or are hood MONEY. You'll save yourself embarrassment if you do. Because all you're typing is gibberish.

It's okay. I'll go first.

My real name is Coach Kreeton of the Kreeton family and I work as a gym teacher at Dullmont High School.
 
"Wah Wah Wah! I admit I am only tough online".

I have some real sympathy for you. You really are this pathetic. Stupid teenage comebacks like "I would hit you but I would get arrested".

You are a punk ass coward lowlife bitch. And that is probably all you will ever be.
You know, your insults are the result of being assblasted. You think you can say these things in real life? Record it! If you can't you're a hypocrite.
 
"Wah Wah Wah! I admit I am only tough online".

I have some real sympathy for you. You really are this pathetic. Stupid teenage comebacks like "I would hit you but I would get arrested".

You are a punk ass coward lowlife bitch. And that is probably all you will ever be.

Easy, Tonka.
Don't give yourself a hernia.
 
Why's Shane all pissy and tough boy today? Did his child bride give him a back pat today?

@Shane_Yes_That_One on the subject, I think it'll be really funny if one day someone takes a picture of your tweet claiming you only came here once and it was 'worse than you'd heard' and pairs it up with all the times you pop in here before and after that for your monthly attention shot.
 
Oh wow. You're resorting to name-calling people like @Dopey Cunt right now? Wow. Aren't you nice... NOT.
I'm soooo offended! How could he say something like that to me, my poor, delicate feelings.
Lol jk
I don't fucking care and he needs to minecraft himself.
 
Why's Shane all pissy and tough boy today? Did his child bride give him a back pat today?

@Shane_Yes_That_One on the subject, I think it'll be really funny if one day someone takes a picture of your tweet claiming you only came here once and it was 'worse than you'd heard' and pairs it up with all the times you pop in here before and after that for your monthly attention shot.
I'm pretty sure he has paid a couple of visits over here.
 
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