What if, hypothetically speaking, the whole KickVic con is just a giant misdirection? Imagine luring in dozens if not several dozens of unsuspecting patrons with an amended behavioral rule list that's full of guidelines created to specifically appease the social justice mindset, but, unbeknownst to the casual observer, there's an additional item snuck in there.
"In accordance to new anime convention procedures and to honor glorious Nippon, we require everyone to leave their shoes in the front foyer, Japanese-style. We thank you for your understanding."
"KickVic Con not responsible for lost or stolen footwear. "
Shane, you glorious, manipulative mastermind.
