Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

[Far Queue]

I wonder how long it'll take for @Shane_Yes_That_One to get lonely and unblock people to berate him

Post pictures of shoes. That should draw @Shane_Yes_That_One out.

 

[PrinceofAllCucks]

Post pictures of shoes. That should draw @Shane_Yes_That_One out.

Don't forget the young and nubile office chairs, just waiting to be deflowered.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Someone post a picture of a shoe in an old school rabbit trap.
These things:

 

[Coach Kreeton Of All That]

Someone post a picture of a shoe in an old school rabbit trap.
These things:

Got your back, Kiwi!

 

[Shady Attorney]

That has to be the funniest tweet I ever seen from this DILF.

Did you just call Shane a DILF?

 

[indianshedevil]

Did you just call Shane a DILF?

He's KickVic's idiot DILF, so yes. Because his current wife is his child bride. But we have the good DILF, and his name is Vic Mignogna.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

He's KickVic's idiot DILF, so yes. Because his current wife is his child bride. But we have the good DILF, and his name is Vic Mignogna.

Why would anyone want to that Shane except for Fleece Johnson?

 

[ManateeHunter]

Shane is a Dad I'd Love to Fucking annhilate (in minecraft)

 

[indianshedevil]

Look at him crying like a bich.

1: https://twitter.com/shane_holmberg/status/1154227740826066945 // http://archive.is/vRmI0
2: https://twitter.com/shane_holmberg/status/1154228113209012224 // http://archive.is/maGyp

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

Well she's been boycotting him in favor of other women for quite a while now, so I wouldn't find it surprising.

I'm very disturbed that Shane the shoe eater is basically a cuck hybrid of Ron and Akiva. How do you become a failure greater than a living piece of bull fluffing tofu and a kike so shit in the bedroom his ex-wife became a dyke?

 

[CrippleThreat]

Look at him crying like a bich.

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He really cannot stop himself from watching Nick's streams.

 

[indianshedevil]

He really cannot stop himself from watching Nick's streams.

And he can't stop pleasuring himself while watching it either. Even while especially eating dogshit covered shoes.

 

[repentance]

Look at him crying like a bich.

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1: https://twitter.com/shane_holmberg/status/1154227740826066945 // http://archive.li/vRmI0
2: https://twitter.com/shane_holmberg/status/1154228113209012224 // http://archive.li/maGyp

I don't think Shane understands what "personal knowledge" means.

 

[indianshedevil]

I don't think Shane understands what "personal knowledge" means.

That's because that he is an idiot.

 

[Doctor D]

I don't think he understands that hearsay isn't admissible. Or that it's wise to ask for more than the court may grant. Better for the judge to reject portions of your plea than to not grant sections because you didnt plea it.

 

[ManateeHunter]

Look at him crying like a bich.

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1: https://twitter.com/shane_holmberg/status/1154227740826066945 // http://archive.li/vRmI0
2: https://twitter.com/shane_holmberg/status/1154228113209012224 // http://archive.li/maGyp

Who the fuck is Matt Lewis? Some soyboy martyr who died fighting the evil Vicstans?

 

[3dguy]

Look at him crying like a bich.

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1: https://twitter.com/shane_holmberg/status/1154227740826066945 // http://archive.li/vRmI0
2: https://twitter.com/shane_holmberg/status/1154228113209012224 // http://archive.li/maGyp

Hes become pretty irrelevant since Douchette took over,
He has more time for himself one would assume.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Who the fuck is Matt Lewis? Some soyboy martyr who died fighting the evil Vicstans?

*cough*TUG*cough*
The land whales and Shannon McCormick know his real name and are taunting him like this.

 

[ManateeHunter]

*cough*TUG*cough*
The land whales and Shannon McCormick know his real name and are taunting him like this.

Even with context that's fucking stupid. And I doubt TUG's that thin-skinned to have those idiotic taunts hurt him. They say the left can't meme, but they can't even troll properly. How embarrassing.

 

[Premer Supermatic]

Now I'm wondering how long Shane knew their father... the traditional term is seven years, right?

AKon lore says they have known each other since 1995 or so...
Same (extended) circle of friends, same conventions, even hanging at the same clubs.
They have had a "working relationship" at AKon for at least a decade.
So sayeth the lore...