Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

[UA 674]

I can't get over the fact that Shane's tattoo artist actually included the sketch lines for the mascot's head on his chest.

 

[ManateeHunter]

I can't get over the fact that Shane's tattoo artist actually included the sketch lines for the mascot's head on his chest.

At least with tattoos like these you can have a laugh. Shane's tats are generally just pathetic.

 

[Far Queue]

I can't get over the fact that Shane's tattoo artist actually included the sketch lines for the mascot's head on his chest.

I'm surprised there isn't a faint, but still visible Shutterstock watermark in there as well.

 

[CheapBastard]

got blocked by this huge manbaby on twitter, i guess i called him out on his bs too many times. eat an italian loafer shane!

 

[Doctor D]

got blocked by this huge manbaby on twitter, i guess i called him out on his bs too many times. eat an italian loafer shane!

What a nice thing to say. And people claim kiwifarms is malicious. Tut tut. Here's someone wishing a gourmet meal upon another.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

With a mallet?

With a shoe.

Amateurs! With a Kenworth W900, ofc.

 

[BubbleButt]

Shane preparing dinner, C. 2019 (colorized)

 

[ShortRound]

Amateurs! With a Kenworth W900, ofc.
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Fully loaded b52

 

[Misfit Roach]

Update on the tattoos. Though, Shane had gotten the "Aryan" thing people were talking about wrong.
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Also this one as a bonus.
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That looks awful. I guess he couldn't go to a real tattoo artist since they don't accept shoes for payment, so he bought some safety pins and grabbed some guy in front of the parole office.

 

[Devilish Bodhisattva]

Sometimes I remember Shane exists and wonder if God put him here to punish us for our sins.

No God has blessed us with Shane so that he may bring us joy and lulz while being appreciative of our lives that no matter what at least we're not that pathetic loser.

 

[Devilish Bodhisattva]

I thought that was CWC's purpose.

The difference between CWC and Shane is that CWC can at times be whimsical, adorable and adorable in his autism whereas Shane has absolutely no redeeming qualities about him whatsoever.

 

[Padoru]

Jesus Christ, Shane really is that low huh?

if you ever think you have understood just how low Shane is: He's a lot lower.

 

[UA 674]

No one cares about your kids, one of them isn't even yours. My wife's son!

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[ManateeHunter]

No one cares about your kids, one of them isn't even yours. My wife's son!
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We don't attack your kids. I think the majority here even feel sorry for them. We attack the worthless sack of shit that calls itself their father. Your kids would be better off without him.

 

[Genkoda]

We don't attack your kids. I think the majority here even feel sorry for them. We attack the worthless sack of shit that calls itself their father. Your kids would be better off without him.

Yeah normally I believe both parents should be in a kids life(most of the time), but in this case I think they will turn out better if they were raised by a single mom. Then again maybe the kids will grow up and see how re.tarded the father is and learn from it.

 

[Fannyscum]

I think the confusion comes from people discussing his daughterwife, not his actual children.

 

[Superman93]

Shane Holmberg on Twitter: "Dom, Jamie, Monica, Ron, and 13+ others w…

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Look you shoe eating exceptional individual. No one cares if you dox other people. Hell, if empsex actually got dox no one on this forum will give a shit. The problem is that some innocent random person got dox and now the obese whale troon tribe is going to make that girl's life hell because they're too exceptional to realize they got the wrong person.

 

[KittyLoaf]

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Look you shoe eating exceptional individual. No one cares if you dox other people. Hell, if empsex actually got dox no one on this forum will give a shit. The problem is that some innocent random person got dox and now the obese whale troon tribe is going to make that girl's life hell because they're too exceptional to realize they got the wrong person.

Because no one fucking cared. Le gasp!! Be glad they weren't spreading that shit around - you complaining about getting doxed is what makes more people aware that your deets are out there.

 

[feral cat #6385]

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Look you shoe eating exceptional individual. No one cares if you dox other people. Hell, if empsex actually got dox no one on this forum will give a shit. The problem is that some innocent random person got dox and now the obese whale troon tribe is going to make that girl's life hell because they're too exceptional to realize they got the wrong person.

Jesus Christ what a dumb fuck. Is there lead in the water down there or what? Having a hard time understanding how these people are so fucking stupid.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

Fully loaded b52

Czar 52 wasn't loaded.

In a box somewhere I have a piece of that plane.