Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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A Weddell Seal said:
Aw man, we were wrong AGAIN?! Shane really is ahead of us all. :/

In all seriousness though, I thought it was the tattoo on his right arm that people had a problem with.
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It is, Shane just wouldn't talk about it, other than painting it off as a Harley Davidson tattoo that had been removed twice.

:story: unironically typed this in search
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Anyways, here's what he said.
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Shane Holmberg on Twitter: "An old Harley Davidson tattoo that had be…

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Looks like Shane has quite the collection of shitty tattoos. A HD logo would be the least stupid if he still had it. Musta had a Sportster that got repo'd because he's, as established, a gigantic idiot and went "I hate them, they are dead to me" and half-ass got it removed. Couldn't go the whole way because he needed that waifu put on his chest dammit.

Everything this man does is half-baked sloppy and moronic.
 
It all makes perfect sense now. Becky's getting her socks rocked elsewhere by some dude her own age....and Sugar Daddy Shame just pays the bills and watches the kid. I guess I shouldn't assume it's a dude as she posted something about being a lesbian or bisexual not that long ago. Maybe it's all just wishful thinking about being in ANY relationship besides one with a guy who probably smells like Old Spice and farts. Also makes sense now that I think about it that whenever I see a pic of them together I get Daddy/daughter vibes and not partners....and that has nothing to do with the age gap. @Shane_Yes_That_One did you know you're in a polyamorous relationship LMAO.

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ColtWalker1847 said:
She married him for his tardbux?

I know not to expect much from a dyed hair woman with half her head shaved but even that is pretty low.
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If we remember, Shane explained that his father-in-law (friend of similar age) "asked" him to marry her. Like everything else he spouts from his maw, it's probably bullshit. I'd probably go with the desperate and destitute theory as well, but Shane is pretty low-hanging fruit, even for someone devoid of standards.
 
ColtWalker1847 said:
She married him for his tardbux?

I know not to expect much from a dyed hair woman with half her head shaved but even that is pretty low.
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Expendable Zaku said:
If we remember, Shane explained that his father-in-law (friend of similar age) "asked" him to marry her. Like everything else he spouts from his maw, it's probably bullshit. I'd probably go with the desperate and destitute theory as well, but Shane is pretty low-hanging fruit, even for someone devoid of standards.
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What possible benefit is there in tying the knot with Shame? He's not exactly rolling in money like Scrooge McDuck, I guess free babysitter?
 
ColtWalker1847 said:
She married him for his tardbux?

I know not to expect much from a dyed hair woman with half her head shaved but even that is pretty low.
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She went for the low hanging fruit (by that i mean she bent over and picked it up).

Who is dumb enough? Maybe her daddy's friend whose been ogling her through her pubescent years
 
Expendable Zaku said:
If we remember, Shane explained that his father-in-law (friend of similar age) "asked" him to marry her. Like everything else he spouts from his maw, it's probably bullshit. I'd probably go with the desperate and destitute theory as well, but Shane is pretty low-hanging fruit, even for someone devoid of standards.
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Was it the father-in-law or the gun in his hand that did the "asking", though...?
 
Irrational Exuberance said:
Was it the father-in-law or the gun in his hand that did the "asking", though...?
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Doubt it. Seeing how his natural reaction to Shane creeping after his daughter didn't involve a crowbar to his teeth, I'd say he was either desperate to find someone that would tackle the baggage she had, or just stupid. Or maybe a bit of both.
 
Man, polyamorous girls must be in season this year. Must have something to do with inferiority complexes.
 
A Weddell Seal said:
The sad part is that him committing such a heinous crime is plausible given his current track-record. The track-record that will likely get worse as times goes on.
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・(Probably) Kicked out of convention running for sexual deviation
・Publicly humiliated on YouTube
・Relentlessly mocked for obesity, lack of hygeine and questionable life decisions
・Always called out for spouting lies on Twitter
・Lacks common sense and brags about objectifying wife on anonymous forum
・Said wife in a polygamous relationship, Officially a cuck
・Used as a mouthpiece for arguably stupider people
・Cucked out of that position as well by a stupid lawyer who can't even pay for his own medical bills
I don't think one can sink lower than this… but Shane will find a way.
 
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