Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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Army Burger said:
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Shane admitting they’re extorting and holding their “evidence” ransom :popcorn:

Because it’s against the rules, oh but your twitter Lolyers that aren’t from Texas are telling you otherwise?

I can’t wait to see how you spin the hearing Shane, are you going to ignore how much Casey gets sanctioned and probably mention the one thing ty gets a talking to about? Lmao
 
Far Queue said:
You're falling into the trap of arguing against Shane's incorrect framing. He's not only always wrong, but he's even managed to be wrong about the way in which he's wrong. It's compound wrongness with this idiot.
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This is why it's a waste of time to think about anything he says other than to make shoe eating jokes.

He's not only wrong, he's not even wrong about the right things. He is fractally wrong and no matter what level you look at it he's always absolutely as stupid at that level as the level above.
 
Shane is like DSP jr. Just not has humorous and at least DSP doesn't groom children. Though, I do find it funny Holmsperg's wife is a lesbian using him. Also, more than likely, Rebecca's twitter account is a sock account of Holmsperg. Would be funny if someone sent the things he said of her to her facebook account (https://www.facebook.com/rebecca.apple.7). I want to see a proud feminist's reaction to such things.

He avoids this like the plague here and never answers; has he made any sexual advances on Sarah Apple (Rebecca's younger sister / https://www.facebook.com/sarah.apple.14 ? His non-answers, when asked, leads the imagination to wonder.
 
Immortal Technique said:
Shane is like DSP jr. Just not has humorous and at least DSP doesn't groom children. Though, I do find it funny Holmsperg's wife is a lesbian using him. Also, more than likely, Rebecca's twitter account is a sock account of Holmsperg. Would be funny if someone sent the things he said of her to her facebook account (https://www.facebook.com/rebecca.apple.7). I want to see a proud feminist's reaction to such things.

He avoids this like the plague here and never answers; has he made any sexual advances on Sarah Apple (Rebecca's younger sister / https://www.facebook.com/sarah.apple.14 ? His non-answers, when asked, leads the imagination to wonder.
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@Shane_Yes_That_One

Care to comment, sole boy?
 
Shane appears utterly impervious to reason, logic, and coffee, and his reactions remain the most perplexing of any Lolcow I've ever seen. He will not yield an inch in his position regardless of that position's utter hopelessness. Though his clumsy attacks are thoroughly rebuffed, his talking points beyond idiotic, and his dignity has yet to recover from the public sodomy it suffered when he went on Nick's show, he continues to remount the same offensives, time and time again, with virtually no variation in tactics. It's gotten to the point where we have multiple Kiwis trying to explain to him the failed logistics of the situation, or attempting to penetrate the psychological origins of this nuttery, but Shane just keeps sperging on Twitter.

As far as Lolcows go, he's a living example of the definition of insanity. Other Kiwis are absolutely right when they say attempting to interact with him beyond ridiculing him and suggesting he craves underaged ass is a complete waste of fucking time.
 
Immortal Technique said:
Shane is like DSP jr. Just not has humorous and at least DSP doesn't groom children. Though, I do find it funny Holmsperg's wife is a lesbian using him. Also, more than likely, Rebecca's twitter account is a sock account of Holmsperg. Would be funny if someone sent the things he said of her to her facebook account (https://www.facebook.com/rebecca.apple.7). I want to see a proud feminist's reaction to such things.

He avoids this like the plague here and never answers; has he made any sexual advances on Sarah Apple (Rebecca's younger sister / https://www.facebook.com/sarah.apple.14 ? His non-answers, when asked, leads the imagination to wonder.
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A brief review of her FB page left my soul cringing inside (assuming that it is, in fact, hers and not Shane living vicariously through it). It's your typical virtue-signaling from the usual sort of suspects, But now with pride month underway, it's magnified.
 
AnOminous said:
This is why it's a waste of time to think about anything he says other than to make shoe eating jokes.

He's not only wrong, he's not even wrong about the right things. He is fractally wrong and no matter what level you look at it he's always absolutely as stupid at that level as the level above.
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Maddox is an idiot. Shane is a fucking stupid.
 
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Yeah shane go fuck yourself, you shitlord
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Shane’s “kids”: “Mom’s wallet, it’s been 20 years. When are you going to stop obsessing over Nick?”
Shane: “When I finally make him acknowledge me!”

Nick’s kids: “It’s bedtime kids, for tonight’s storytime I will tell you my father’s favorite story ‘the shoe eating goblin, Shame’. Remember to always put your shoes away or else Shane will eat them.”

kadoink said:
Thats where he met his wife in middle school.
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It was love at first sight. Her, taking gym class, him. Him, looking through binoculars from his windowless van.
 
Army Burger said:
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You're also ignoring the fact that Monica is making contradictory statements on her testimonials (on both Twitter and the io9 article) and in her response to Vic's lawsuit.

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Rial and La Choy, on top of their attorney, said they wanted EVERYTHING public not long ago. And who exactly is calling for harassment and doxing? I don't remember Nick nor Ty doing that.
 
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Way to ignore them turning down Ty’s specific offer to redact the alleged victim’s info. Also the fact that they said they wanted the names public, mumtiple times in public and on the record. Also the fact that they had almost three goddamn months to come to an agreement on this but suddenly grew a conscious about it right when discovery was due and it was most convenient, again despite months of bleating that they had everything in a row and were ready to bring it out during discovery specifically.

And “the other side” referenced here does not mean defendants or witnesses, Shane. At most charitable read, it means a third party unrelated to the lawsuit but sympathetic to the defendants. It’s a fucking court case, not a twitter war, Jesus.
 
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Did you just GayOp this shoe-chomping dimwit again, @KEK7go ?

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Linked GFM (archive: http://archive.is/jAAB7
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) has an absolutely insane blurb

Hi, I am KEK7go. I am 29-year-old internet nobody and curator of the strangest twitter feed in the world from Finland with a simple dream of becoming a real American someday. While I have visited the USA twice, it was in California. Let us be real, is it even real America? Everyone keeps telling me no and I have to go see REAL America.

This GoFundMe Campaign is to help me with buying airline tickets from Helsinki to Little Rock, Arkansas to finally meet my girl Books face to face, who is a good Christian conservative woman with the will and ability to make a real American man out of me and cure me of the various of deviancies I suffer from. This might be the only chance I have to get together with an American Woman. Or a Woman at all in general.

This trip would happen when Books is free to hang around with me and we have time to hang out and learn more about each other.

Extra money, if there happens to be any, will be used to possibly add more Locations to my USA Trip to meet more people and maybe treat Books.

Acquiring True Love or relationship with Books is not guaranteed.
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