Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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Benet_Bandito284 said:
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Shane Holmberg on Twitter: "Lol The only docs I have published they c…

archived 11 Jun 2019 18:40:35 UTC
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Has anyone seen this? BHBH (Ty's Law Firm) released a statement saying false emails are being sent out with from Yahoo, Gmail sites. Someone accuses Shane and a few others and Shane accuses the Stand with Vic Crowd of sending these out.
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Given that the FBI is going to get dragged into investigating this, it would be insane if the perpetrator was any public kick vicker, and especially if it was someone publicly associated with the defendants.

This is bright line criminal stuff.
 
teriyakiburns said:
He did claim they were related for a while. Iirc it was all part of some grand conspiracy he was trying to piece together.
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maybe he got something nick or ty said wrong... They have some connections outside of this. atleast it sounds like that.
 
LobotomizedFerret said:
He's still on this? lol First, he says Vic is dating a 25, but nobody gave a shit since thats an fully adult lady, so now its 19, or someone in their 20s?
Man, Shane sure manages to create a sense of trust with each and every post.
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Big case of projection on Shame's part. Since that's the age of his own wife. Who he also groomed by the way. So dating someone super young is bad but grooming your friend's daughter, marrying her and then bragging about what great head she gives on some gossip forum is totally not weird or creepy. You just have to make an honest woman girl out of her. That's all that counts in Shane's book.

Unrelated but there was also that pedophile who worked at Funimation who only got away with it because he married her and the parents were okay with it. Odd how Shame wasn't losing his shoe over that.
 
What an idiot. There is a huge difference between he and Vic's relationships. A 25 year old dating a 50 year old is not the same as a 15 year old dating a 40 year old even though the same age gap is present. He has constantly moved the goalposts on her age while avoiding actually telling his sick story. His youngest claim is she was 18 when he met her, but considering it was his friend's daughter I have a lot of doubts about that. I don't have a single friend who's children I haven't met. He also didn't just suddenly see her as a possible partner the minute she turned 18, so was he just following her around and lusting after her until it was socially acceptable to dive in for the kill. At least Vic's girlfriend has a fully developed frontal lobe. Actually, considering how you discuss your young wife's sexuality, i'm not sure your frontal lobe ever fully developed shame.
 
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Shane Holmberg on Twitter: "Letter time! Dear Joanne, BWAHAHAHHAHA...…

archived 11 Jun 2019 23:53:41 UTC
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How embarrassing must be it to post cringy fanfic like this?
 
That's the thing. He keeps posting things he thinks are burns...and they fall flat. It's the equivalent of taking a hamburger that's been taken off the grill a few minutes ago, smushing it against someone's skin, and claiming you delivered a third degree burn, when all you did was make a mess and ruin a perfectly good hamburger, and delivered, at best, a mildly warm sensation.

I really, really need to go get some dinner. My analogy game sucks today.
 
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Shane Holmberg on Twitter: "Letter time! Dear Joanne, BWAHAHAHHAHA...…

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How embarrassing must be it to post cringy fanfic like this?
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Wow, this is so incredibly pathetic I don't think there are actually words enough to describe it. A 40+ year old man typing like a tween white girl supposedly laughing at a Ebaumsworld tier joke for internet points.

Now I see why he had to groom a child to marry him.
 
So I'm looking at Shame's terrible mspaint job and then I realize that their logo does not say beard etc on it in the actual message. So I'm wondering where he got that terrible hackjob. Or is he just that obsessed with Beard?
 
Army Burger said:
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Wow how embarrassing that someone made this an thought it was funny. What are they a child? A Shane groomed child maybe? Also I'm still laughing how Greg ran and hid from Ty like a bitch and KV is now bravely bashing a lawyer who won't jump into a Twitter fight with randos.
 
Cakeisjustok said:
Wow how embarrassing that someone made this an thought it was funny. What are they a child? A Shane groomed child maybe? Also I'm still laughing how Greg ran and hid from Ty like a bitch and KV is now bravely bashing a lawyer who won't jump into a Twitter fight with randos.
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Greggie, like Shane, runs away whenever you say something to him he can't argue against.

Opie should sue Greg for defaming the names of Greg's everywhere.
 
FreeHugsCheap said:
Wow, this is so incredibly pathetic I don't think there are actually words enough to describe it. A 40+ year old man typing like a tween white girl supposedly laughing at a Ebaumsworld tier joke for internet points.

Now I see why he had to groom a child to marry him.
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I've got this image of Shane autistically clapping over this "sick burn."
 
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