Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

[Army Burger]

What a fucking dumbass... he didn't properly redact the PDF.

SHANE!! You shoe-eating mong, drawing some black scribbles on top of a PDF doesn't remove the information underneath!

Lemme just change that black pen to a yellow highlighter... and...
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How embarrassing!

Lol, well done @Shane_Yes_That_One

 

[BrandedEagle]

Let it forever be etched that @Shane_Yes_That_One is a moralistic idiot who's morals flip the moment he's losing an argument and that he is such a rat bastard that even snake oils salesman are saints by comparision.

 

[Army Burger]

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[Expendable Zaku]

Oh god. Is Douchette actually relying on Shane to inform him about Vic's case? After refusing an offer from Ty?
The headaches are coming back.

Super-Lawyer, meet Super-Sped.

 

[UA 674]

Super-Lawyer, meet Super-Sped.

By their powers combined, they are Captain Autist.

 

[Army Burger]

By their powers combined, they are Captain Autist.

Gonna take intelligence down to zero!

 

[Sketcher]

By their powers combined, they are Captain Autist.

Somebody needs to monetize that character. Like modern era Captain Marvel, only less devoid of personality.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

off topic but @Sketcher please upload an avatar because every time I see that dumb green S, I think Shane is posting and it needlessly gets my hopes up

 

[UA 674]

Somebody needs to monetize that character. Like modern era Captain Marvel, only less devoid of personality.

There was a lot of questionable things with that sentence. Also I was talking about this dude.

 

[BrandedEagle]

off topic but @Sketcher please upload an avatar because every time I see that dumb green S, I think Shane is posting and it needlessly gets my hopes up

you mean that isn't shane pretending to be a kiwi?

 

[Kosher Salt]

off topic but @Sketcher please upload an avatar because every time I see that dumb green S, I think Shane is posting and it needlessly gets my hopes up

@emspex why does @Shane_Yes_That_One not have a profile picture? I suggest this one.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

you mean that isn't shane pretending to be a kiwi?

He's been verified as the real Shoe-eater

@emspex why does @Shane_Yes_That_One not have a profile picture? I suggest this one.
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I think this one would work better. It's seasoned just the way @Shane_Yes_That_One likes it

 

[BrandedEagle]

He's been verified as the real Shoe-eater

Yes, yes he has. Are you saying he isn't dumb enough to try making alts on kiwifarms and trying to 'blend in'?

 

[PrinceofAllCucks]

@Sketcher
God damn it. Put up a profile picture, my 'tism keeps thinking you're Shane with the same green background and S and I have an aneurysm.
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[UA 674]

@emspex why does @Shane_Yes_That_One not have a profile picture? I suggest this one.
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Yeah, it's only fair he gets one. Even mall ninja got a special one and he pussied out after one night.

Also yeah @Sketcher get a damn PFP, kthnx.

 

[Farmer Y]

Come on now. We know he likes them young.

 

[ErbBetaPatch]

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Shane, Ty is not Vic. Stop trying to act like Ty and Vic are the same person

 

[BrandedEagle]

Shane, Ty is not Vic. Stop trying to act like Ty and Vic are the same person

Let him. It proves he's nothing more than an unmoral heathen that will do anything to get what he wants, short of becoming a pariah.

 

[Army Burger]

Shane, Ty is not Vic. Stop trying to act like Ty and Vic are the same person

I don't think Shane is capable of being smart.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

Shane is my favorite bumbling henchman of this whole saga. He has just right amount of incompetence and smug reassurance to make him the premier recurring comic relief.