Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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Jub-Jub said:
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Shane metrics update: In ~42 days Shane has tweeted another 4,526 times at a rate of 107 tweets a day. This is up from 4677 tweets in 49 days at a rate of 95 tweets per day seen in my previous post (starting at 857 after his humiliation and deletion spree). Over the three months (91 days) that works out to be 101 tweets per day. All of this effort has gained Shane 106 new followers, which I'll guess is most likely comprised of people like us or Rekieta fans gawking at an idiot. He's also followed 6 new people.

For this furious tweet storm he's only received 1,288 likes, 1 like out of every 3.5 posts. He's actually getting worse as his rate was 1 like per 2.25 posts back in April. Overall his 9203 tweets over 3 months received 3366 likes at a 1 : 2.7 ratio

In summary
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Speaking of Shane metrics, found something interesting on his socialblade stats

Before Nick stream:
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After:
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(source: https://socialblade.com/twitter/user/shane_holmberg/monthly)
Whatcha hidin back there, @Shane_Yes_That_One?
 
Shane is an utter moron and will never be anything but an utter moron. His safest bet is to fuck off and go away, and people might at least forget about him and what a moron he is.
 
AnOminous said:
Shane is an utter moron and will never be anything but an utter moron. His safest bet is to fuck off and go away, and people might at least forget about him and what a moron he is.
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Utter morons across the globe are insulted by this comparison.
 
AnOminous said:
Shane is an utter moron and will never be anything but an utter moron. His safest bet is to fuck off and go away, and people might at least forget about him and what a moron he is.
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But he generates such a great humour. Everyone on the joke, except Shane.
 
Shane, all I want to know is when are you going to do some Let's Plays and give us some quality kaaahhnnntant?
 
Shane_Yes_That_One said:
You guys are slacking.

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Hi Shane, sorry it took so long for me to notice you, but you didn't reply to or quote me, seems kinda cowardly... It's almost like you are a gigantic pussy that needs his hugbox and comfort shoes. Can you tell me what i was slacking in? Do you wish to refute any of my observations?

Pretty sure i got my point across that you're a loser that nobody cares about apart from us who are watching the train wreck (that is your life) in real time. Oh and your metrics are getting worse. I mean i didn't even mention that you tweeted 654 times between 31/5 and 2/6 when you thought you had the best information, despite cribbing it from here and likely some from LaChoy running it through two of the biggest brains before trying to run a narrative. That's 9 tweets an hour or if we factor in 8hrs of sleep it goes up to 13.6.

Seriously take a minute here, forget that everybody thinks you are * at best * a complete moron and that nobody believes any of your shit...Relax, take a breath... what do you think you are accomplishing? I know you want to run the PR campaign for your internet fwends, but you completely suck at it and have helped Vic's case more often than not and are at risk of being pulled in. Why bother? What are you getting in return? Monica and Jamie coming to your one convention? We've seen the lines, you're maybe looking at a draw of 200 extra people... Look at how many hours you have wasted of that pathetic life to become an internet laughing stock. Is it worth it? (the answer should be no BTW)

I've also noticed that you cropped out me calling you pathetic and that you've just happened to pop up whenever somebody really started hammering home how much of a loser you truly are. Once again:
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Shane's the type of person who claims winning even when all evidence shows he fucked up. He's like a doctor who you visit for a checkup, and he tells you that you have cancer.

After getting it checked out, it turns out you don't have cancer. You have a skin rash. But Shane will still clap and say he called that there was something wrong with you.

And then, two decades later, when you find out you now have cancer from something unrelated, Shane will declare victory as he had called cancer all along.

It's kind of astounding to watch, really. How far a man is willing to twist reality to fit his own depraved ego. Course this is the same guy who claimed to be talking with "close friends of Vic" during Nick's stream, as well as claiming knowledge and participation in nefarious things that happened at cons a decade or two ago. He also claimed he could get Vic into, what was it, 4 different cons? And claimed he knew Vic personally. Then it turned out Vic didn't remember him cause he was a nobody who handed out con checks (the equivalent of a no-name bank teller), he couldn't get Vic into the con he was bragging about, as far as anyone can tell none of Vic's close friends talk to him.
 
Urbanmech said:
Well there is also the fact that he has to follow Nicks footsteps. Nick says he's a journalist, Shane changes his bio to say he is, Nick gets DM's about Vic situation, Shane starts posting DMs from Randos about the Vic situation.....
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Alas, he will never be Nick. For that to happen he would need
1. Intelligence
2. A law degree
3. Charisma
4. A wife that people don't mistake for his child in pictures
Poor Shane....always a bridesmaid, never a bride
 
MildlyAmused said:
Alas, he will never be Nick. For that to happen he would need
1. Intelligence
2. A law degree
3. Charisma
4. A wife that people don't mistake for his child in pictures
Poor Shane....always a bridesmaid, never a bride
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well he got a bride alright
 
I'm out since friday and Jesus christ, @Shane_Yes_That_One you just cant learn to stop running your mouth can you. Whatever RonRon is telling you, Kessler Colins (WOW) can't save them when they've openly vomited their retardation all over social media. At least you're not named and you have your groomed succ machine to go home to.

When the loli head game is just right and the shoe is versace
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