Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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Shane Holmberg on Twitter: "I actually revealed a piece of info today…

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Shane Holmberg on Twitter: "The first question is of course a yes, an…

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What piece of info did he even reveal? I admittedly don't watch his twitter directly (because why the fuck would I go through even more pain reading his retarded shit) and only rely on tweets posted here, but I haven't seen him say a single actual thought all day. It's all just been vague nothing posts for the last few days because he has nothing.

"No one reveals who the players actually are, not even Nick"
What the fuck are you talking about, Reebok Chomper? Not only do we have the explicit players called out in the lawsuit, we also have a number of people Nick has directly called out. If you mean that nobody has revealed sources, then fair enough I guess other than the fact that that also goes for the kickvic accusations.

One last thing on these posts - do you guys really think that nobody figured out what he's talking about here because we're just so dumb or biased that we wouldn't have seen his "spilled out" (pretty sure he's fucking up the phrase "spelled out", but why bother counting mistakes like this) information? Or is it the more likely possibility - that other than those of us watching his activity and laughing at him, nobody else gives a shit about Shane anymore because everyone can tell that he's an idiot with no actually useful information?

 

[Army Burger]

Shane Holmberg on Twitter: "For the record though, if you think with …

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[Expendable Zaku]

Shane was the kid in school who always claimed that his dad worked for the NSA and knew all kinds of secret shit, only for everyone to find out that he was the janitor of their breakroom.

 

[resident]

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Shane Holmberg on Twitter: "I think that the last paragraph is import…

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Winning is just half the battle. What does that even mean?

 

[Expendable Zaku]

Winning is just half the battle. What does that even mean?

More Shaneism. It means whatever he thinks it means.

 

[Jaimas]

Winning is just half the battle. What does that even mean?

That he's been eating the paint chips again.

 

[AnOminous]

Winning is just half the battle. What does that even mean?

He means he doesn't know what battles are, doesn't know what wars are, and doesn't know what halves are.

 

[wickedlilium]

Winning is just half the battle. What does that even mean?

Simple, the other half is bringing a lawsuit, obviously.
Other bets would be
winning the moral battle
winning the narrative fight
proving you won to everyone
providing an apology because it's against whamen?

could honestly go on.

 

[BigDuckEnergy]

Shane has given up it seems. Either that or Ron gave him the bad news that he is fucked after talking to his lawyer so now Shane is going to try and distance himself from it.

Twitter

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[Kosher Salt]

Shane's wife's Twitter
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Her Twitter handle is "TyneeHavoq"? So Shane's barely-legal wife has chosen a stripper name that sounds like it's designed to appeal to borderline pedos. It's a relatively brand-new Twitter account, with 6 tweets and 3 followers... either she has no social life, or she has one but keeps it off Twitter. I hope, for her sake, it's the latter, but it's entirely possible that Shane is keeping her under lock and key (metaphorically speaking). And of course she has nothing better to do than to jump to Shane's rescue by saying how much she enjoys him treating her like a whore in public, unless it's Shane larping as his wife on a fake account which would be even sadder TBH.

And that's on top of everything else we knew. There just aren't enough horrifying ratings.

Shane Holmberg on Twitter: "I understand those who have fears their s…

archived 21 Apr 2019 01:48:06 UTC

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So, literally not a day passes that Shane does not fear that his son, or his wife's son, will one day be accused of sexual harassment or assault. And for some reason, I can believe that.

You know, I cannot help but notice that he DID NOT say that he has any fears of them being "falsely accused".

Why did he come back here?

My guess is that Ron probably stopped talking to him in the super-secret Discord channel at the advice of his lawyer because his asshole was hurting too much from the reaming it took after he dropped 20 lbs. of BTFO on his lawyer's desk Monday. By Tuesday, Shane was desperate for attention. And by Wednesday, Shane was bragging about having secret info again, so I presume Ron's steely resolve lasted nearly 24 hours this time.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Her Twitter handle is "TyneeHavoq"? So Shane's barely-legal wife has chosen a stripper name that sounds like it's designed to appeal to borderline pedos. It's a relatively brand-new Twitter account, with 6 tweets and 3 followers... either she has no social life, or she has one but keeps it off Twitter. I hope, for her sake, it's the latter, but it's entirely possible that Shane is keeping her under lock and key (metaphorically speaking). And of course she has nothing better to do than to jump to Shane's rescue by saying how much she enjoys him treating her like a whore in public, unless it's Shane larping as his wife on a fake account which would be even sadder TBH.

He claimed before that she was sitting next to him during Nick's stream, but he never once turned to look at her even in acknowledgement, and when she came into the kitchen that one time, it looked like she was stepping around him both ways. So him LARPing as his wife on a second Twitter account to back himself up isn't unlikely, especially given it is interesting that her account is relatively new and that she doesn't appear to have an Internet presence outside of him bringing her up disparagingly.

Either way, I don't see how she can be so supportive of him at this point in time when he's consistently making a jackass out of himself online and is trying to wedge himself into the courtroom in the hopes of meeting a pretty chair.

 

[Negromancer]

He claimed before that she was sitting next to him during Nick's stream, but he never once turned to look at her even in acknowledgement, and when she came into the kitchen that one time, it looked like she was stepping around him both ways. So him LARPing as his wife on a second Twitter account to back himself up isn't unlikely, especially given it is interesting that her account is relatively new and that she doesn't appear to have an Internet presence outside of him bringing her up disparagingly.

Either way, I don't see how she can be so supportive of him at this point in time when he's consistently making a jackass out of himself online and is trying to wedge himself into the courtroom in the hopes of meeting a pretty chair.

i may have to look back at that stream but wasn't the girl that was there dark haired and not obese?

 

[Kari Kamiya]

i may have to look back at that stream but wasn't the girl that was there dark haired and not obese?

Looked like she was wearing one of those hair bandanas to me, but I believe she was wearing glasses, too.
?

 

[Negromancer]

god thats so pathetic. ignoring your wife's presence as she ignores you blather and insist on getting verbally stomped, then stinking up the house stress smoking 5 cigs in one sitting.

 

[wickedlilium]

So, literally not a day passes that Shane does not fear that his son, or his wife's son, will one day be accused of sexual harassment or assault. And for some reason, I can believe that.

You know, I cannot help but notice that he DID NOT say that he has any fears of them being "falsely accused".

They seem to ignore that aspect of possibility, probably because it would mean they acknowledge that it does happen making the metoo movement pointless because of their narrative.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Nothing will affect Shane because he is completely irrelevant. Before and after all of this went down. He is a nobody, even in the circles he occupies, and the most he will ever be is a cautionary tale at best, or a court case at worst.

At this point it’s pretty obvious that both Nick and especially Ty are a tad creeped out by Shane. You don’t often see a weird internet groupie shouting “Sue Me Sempai Beard! Prove I is Important!” In the Civil legal professions. Those types tend to be more the domain of criminal, save perhaps when drawing up power of attorney paperwork for the relatives who are having them committed.

Winning is just half the battle. What does that even mean?

Shane watched a lot of GIJoe but didn’t pay attention to it either?

Shane has given up it seems. Either that or Ron gave him the bad news that he is fucked after talking to his lawyer so now Shane is going to try and distance himself from it.

Twitter

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Wait?! Shane is now holding up Mark Waid as an example of legal expertise? Oh man! I didn’t think Shane had it in him to actually get even dumber.

 

[The Ancestor]

Honestly the only reason I ended up following all the weeb wars stuff was because of how hard Nick fucked Shane in the livestream. Shane did worse than Dean Esmay on Metocast and I didn’t think that was fucking possible. Congrats Shane, you’re the reason I’m here.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Shane has given up it seems. Either that or Ron gave him the bad news that he is fucked after talking to his lawyer so now Shane is going to try and distance himself from it.

Twitter

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Maybe he's learned that theres a reason that out of all the actors in the KickVic/WeebWars saga his thread has the most replies is because of HIM.

Notice how the the people who just keep their mouths shut have thinner threads? We don't dig up dirt on "innocent" lolcows and conspire tp harass them for the crime of being a [insert protected class here] but we will react to retarded statements and then your thread grows.

That old meme of the guy riding a bike and jamming a stick in the wheel spokes and blaming someone else comes to mind.

 

[damian]

I missed Shane’s return to the Farms again.

He'll be as expendable as a shoe

Excuse me but shoes are not expendibles in the Shane household, they are edibles.

I'm just cultivating mass, I swear. It's muscle, you guys!
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Whatever you say big boy.

Idk. I get the feeling his victims are buried in the woods somewhere.

I disagree, I think his victims are in Tupperware containers in the fridge, right next to his soy milk.

 

[Army Burger]

Shane Holmberg on Twitter: "Odd since over and over again I pointed o…

archived 27 Apr 2019 20:36:23 UTC

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