Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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repentance said:
There could be some interesting skirmishes with Shane now that former GG troons are getting drawn into the weeb wars.
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I'm sure they'd be overjoyed to know what he thinks of younger women and how he loves to groom them for years. Shane used to be funny but he's getting more and more frustrating to follow, nothing he says is true and the way he repeats it over and over again is just sad. He can't even do anything retarded like pepper spray a store clerk or eat a rotten burger. He's the useless cow that the farmer has to smack with a length of hose everytime they want them to move.
 
Monkey Prick said:
I'm sure they'd be overjoyed to know what he thinks of younger women and how he loves to groom them for years. Shane used to be funny but he's getting more and more frustrating to follow, nothing he says is true and the way he repeats it over and over again is just sad. He can't even do anything exceptional like pepper spray a store clerk or eat a rotten burger. He's the useless cow that the farmer has to smack with a length of hose everytime they want them to move.
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The best thing we can hope for is his terminal stupidity costs him greatly. Bury the chair.
 
TherapyMan said:
I suspect that he may still be tweeting about how he was right all along because Sri Lankan Admiralty Law says so
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Could you imagine if Shane started pulling out sovereign citizen bullshit?

Shane_Yes_That_One said:
But there are the threads right there including the floor plans. Haha Funny. And of course the vic supporters who say they were physically stalking my wife were just joking after called out.
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Shane: Vic stans don't respect my family's privacy! Look they posted my wife's picture and our floor plans!

Also Shane: Dis muh waifu - she succ me. I gots tapes $3.50 bruh
 
5t3n0g0ph3r said:
@Shane_Yes_That_One , you truly are the gift that keeps on giving.

Who knew that the Kiwis would strike rich with lols with this guy?
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We have Nick to thank for that. No one noticed him until Nick brought him on his show and murdered him.

Paddy O' Furniture said:
If his chair looks like that, I can only imagine what he dresses like on a regular basis.
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If his chair looks like that, I can only imagine how many shit stains are on his boxers because he's too careless to wipe properly.
 
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Pack it up, everybody! Waid thinks the charges are BS, so that's the end of that!
 
Paddy O' Furniture said:
If his chair looks like that, I can only imagine what he dresses like on a regular basis.
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TBH, while he dresses extremely casually, he doesn't come out as particularly unkempt. His posture and approach with his face pushed forward, an insipid smile and either a cigarette or highball in his right hand just drips sleeze.

On the other hand, he has a brother that always seemed to me to be decent and honorable. No idea why so disparate.
 
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Army Burger said:
The chair needs to call the police tbh
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The chair's sad condition was amusing for a while but I think it's worn out. It is terminal, needs to be placed on Hospice and our grieving to begin. I cannot, in good conscience, continue to participate in the ridicule of Shane through the exploitation of a dying an innocent piece of furniture. RIP.
 
Not A Bug said:
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The chair's sad condition was amusing for a while but I think it's worn out. It is terminal, needs to be placed on Hospice and our grieving to begin. I cannot, in good conscience, continue to participate in the ridicule of Shane through the exploitation of a dying an innocent piece of furniture. RIP.
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What's sad is that Shane has moved on, too. In that picture he posted here, a second chair is right behind him.
@Shane_Yes_That_One You couldn't even put it out of its misery. Instead, you cucked it right in front of the world to see as your first chair was in its death throes. Savage.
 
5t3n0g0ph3r said:
What's sad is that Shane has moved on, too. In that picture he posted here, a second chair is right behind him.
@Shane_Yes_That_One You couldn't even put it out of its misery. Instead, you cucked it right in front of the world to see as your first chair was in its death throes. Savage.
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These people think being cucked is a good thing. He thought he was doing something good for it.
 
Expendable Zaku said:
Should we start the betting pool on Shane's inevitable #metoo controversy? Or just sunset him? Seems like his diatribe is running out of steam.
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you know, it would be funny in Ty waited tell round 3 to send out his letter to Groomer to not delete anything, wait 1 month then sue him. I bet he'd be so confused lol and spam twitter even harder after round 2 started.
 
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