Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

[ManateeHunter]

I'm still waiting for evidence he's a pedo, everything I've seen on KF suggests he married an 18/19-year-old. I will admit that age gap is a bit iffy, but it's not pedophilia since she was of age.

He has implied that he knew her before marriage. And I highly doubt he waited till she was of age to… you know.

 

[Foolish Samurai Warrior]

You are still crying in your closet. You have my address. It is on the first page of this subthread.

Grow a pair and back up your words in person. Or don't. I suspect don't.



Waiting..........

Hey shane don't you have better things to do like blocking people?

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

I'm still waiting for evidence he's a pedo, everything I've seen on KF suggests he married an 18/19-year-old. I will admit that age gap is a bit iffy, but it's not pedophilia since she was of age.

It's because Shane and his father-in-law were friends before Shane married his wife.
The question is how long has Shane known his wife and when did he decide he wanted to marry her.

 

[Dr. Dickhead]

You are the one obsessed over me. And a coward. Did you make it out of your cry closet yet? Decide life was really worth living?

Please answer this, for the benefit of the Farms:

How heavy is the snack tray?

 

[Dopey Cunt]

You are the one obsessed over me. And a coward. Did you make it out of your cry closet yet? Decide life was really worth living?

Don't worry, Shaney boy. I'll give you all the attention you want here since you can't seem to find any on twitter. How did that gay op work out for you, bud?

 

[ManateeHunter]

You are the one obsessed over me. And a coward. Did you make it out of your cry closet yet? Decide life was really worth living?

Why are you so obsessed over the closet? Is
it where you are right now? Or is it where you lock your child bride until it's time to fuck?

 

[Foolish Samurai Warrior]

You are the one obsessed over me. And a coward. Did you make it out of your cry closet yet? Decide life was really worth living?

Hey Shane mind if I post this on Twitter?

 

[Allanon]

It's because Shane and his father-in-law were friends before Shane married his wife.
The question is how long has Shane known his wife and when did he decide he wanted to marry her.

He's admitted to knowing her at 17, so he probably knew her as a young teen.

 

[TardBows]

You are the one obsessed over me. And a coward. Did you make it out of your cry closet yet? Decide life was really worth living?

How in the living fuck are you still responding anyway?

 

[Allanon]

How in the living fuck are you still responding anyway?

He thought the shoe stew was finished, but as it turns out it wasn't, so dinner isn't ready yet.

 

[Private Pyle]

Why are you so obsessed over the closet? Is
it where you are right now? Or is it where you lock your child bride until it's time to fuck?

It’s code. He’s obsessed with the closet because he’s trapped in the closet. That’s why he brags about his child bride!

 

[VZ 467]

He has implied that he knew her before marriage. And I highly doubt he waited till she was of age to… you know.

*cough* grooming *cough*

 

[Bender]

He has implied that he knew her before marriage. And I highly doubt he waited till she was of age to… you know.

And KickVic has implied many things based on the same amount of fuck-all evidence, nearly all of which was disproved. I'm not going to accuse someone of being a pedophile because "there was an implication of something weird", that would make me no better than KickVic.

 

[Shane_Yes_That_One]

He's admitted to knowing her at 17, so he probably knew her as a young teen.

TUGG started dating his wife at 17. Not knew. Dated. That suck fuck.

 

[Allanon]

*cough* grooming *cough*

He's awfully quick to claim Vic is grooming people while also claiming Vic didn't do anything wrong intentionally. Hmm.

edit: DON'T JUST GO AND POST RIGHT BEFORE ME, SHANE. PUT YOUR PFP BACK ON.

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

Being called a punk ass bitch was fun? Obviously. I never took you for the get your ass whipped sub type, but here it is.

She's not an underaged girl you shoe polish drinking kid diddler.

 

[indianshedevil]

You are the one obsessed over me. And a coward. Did you make it out of your cry closet yet? Decide life was really worth living?

Uh.... no, you idiot.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

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Oh fuck you

He's shocked a World Wide Web site called Kiwi Farms, where we all call ourselves Kiwis much like another country (except not as cucked), has members from all around the globe.

Holy fuck is his bubble tiny. Tinier than his wife's bite-sized shoe.

 

[UA 674]

TUGG started dating his wife at 17. Not knew. Dated. That suck fuck.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Aren't you a distraction for what's to come, Shane? How does it feel to be used as a handy puppet for Moronica?

Oh wait you wouldn't care bc you're a cuck.

Oh I hope so. Usually Shane's appearance here is tied to some form of exceptionalism from the defendants.

Dis gun be good and make Nick so much money.

Yo @Shane_Yes_That_One really has a massive hateboner for @Dopey Cunt

Ironic how he goes after woman or users who seem to be women. Funny how that always seems to be the case with male feminists/allies.