Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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Shane Holmberg on Twitter: "No Monica confirmed there was a jellybean…

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BigDuckEnergy said:
Can't tell if you're in on the joke or not. If not, then read the room and get a clue, faggot.
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Good sir if his wife's father wont put his name out there who are the kiwis to force his buyer's remorse into the public?
 
HarblMcDavid said:
Let me channel Shane for a sec here...

"I'll confirm that my super secret and totally real source which confirmed the definitely not made up incident in which prominent voice actresses probably scissored in front of a live audience at a pacific northwest comics convention corroborates this also not made up story."
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Does humanity need to see Monica and Jamie dry scissor each other?
 
GeneralMint said:
Good sir if his wife's father wont put his name out there who are the kiwis to force his buyer's remorse into the public?
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We already got the names of both her fathers, Shane went oddly quiet when he was asked which one of them introduced him to his would be wife.
 
KingofNothing said:
Sure would be nice if they would state what these incidents were. "I was totally sexually harassed guise, believe me" doesn't cut it. Just fucking say what it was, you had four months
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The following is my bold prediction of what the final reveal will be:
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Army Burger said:
No, Shane's just lying about what happened.
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I assumed he was lying, but I have a hard time believing he's stupid enough to claim that there exist two different stories involving a jellybean between the exact same two people and that one of the two involved sexual harassment.
 
Monkey Prick said:
We already got the names of both her fathers, Shane went oddly quiet when he was asked which one of them introduced him to his would be wife.
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The go to when a condescending VA blows off a challenge rather than answer it is? C'mon, you know.

Hey @Shane_Yes_That_One, have an 🍎.

Edit: To make it less subtle.
 
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