Sexual Orientation Test - How gay are you?

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Completely at bottom right (can't post pic because stuck on device that can't use the attach files feature) (I took the test because i was curious to see what bullshit was involved in it)
 
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0% desire to catch the fuck flu, so that's something I guess.
I am STRAIGHT. This damn test is for HOMOS. This test is nothing but a bunch of LIES.
Therefore anything you masturbate to is a woman, checkmate faggots.
 
I notice that there are questions which seem to divide between people just wanting sex with same sex and people wanting relationships with same sex. Not many but there's an element of this. I wonder how they factor that in. Is it that if you respond positively to the relationship orientated same sex ones that's just one more indication for homosexuality or does it somewhat divide between fetishists and actual homosexuals. Probably better explained with an example. There are people who get deep into the trans movement who are essentially straight (I think) but end up fetishizing being used for sex by men in their new identity as a woman. They fantasize about being super-sluts and bimbos and all that crap. Is such a person homosexual in the same way as a manly man who happens to be gay is? And is being a top a different orientation than being a bottom in some sense? Because they actually want different things.
 
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I'm firmly convinced this is the result of staying up way too late and cramming for Gender Studies™. There's a ton of differing factors that don't immediately default to relationships or sex. Like boyish, short haircuts on girls, pink hair on guys, feminine features such as wider hips, girls with masculine details like pronounced muscles because they work out or have good genes, and so on.

Maybe I'm 89.3% homo because I can appreciate a girl that can chuck me through a wall. Maybe I'm 67.9% straight because of a guys fat ass and thick thighs and slim upper body.

Sexuality isn't some rigid benchmark, for fuck's sake.
 
This chart is rather fucked up. I'd consider anything rated 75% heterosexual 32% homosexual to be BISEXUAL but instead it puts me right in the centre of the hetero grid. (And somehow, 107% sexual. LOL)

It's far too simplistic: it talks shit on the Kinsey scale, yet all it really is is the Kinsey scale with intensity modifiers, incorrectly mapped to a grid generating skewed results far less accurate then the 'simplistic' Kinsey scale.
 
Almost completely in the upper left.

I sometimes fantasize about the idealized heterosexual marriage and the secure feeling of a strong partner who takes on the role of a provider, but I’m not sure if straight relationships work that well in reality. I wonder if it is just an idea derived from fiction.

The main issue is that can’t turn that desire into sexual attraction towards a man. I can’t relax around them and I’ve ever felt comfortable with the idea of being a domestic wife. I’m too restless to stay in the house all day.
 
I sometimes fantasize about the idealized heterosexual marriage and the secure feeling of a strong partner who takes on the role of a provider, but I’m not sure if straight relationships work that well in reality. I wonder if it is just an idea derived from fiction.

I think it can. I hope it can. I think the biggest problem these days is commitment is lacking. Plenty of men, myself included, would be happy to take on the role of provider-protector. Would feel good doing so. But divorce is easy these days, opportunities for infidelity served 24/7 on your phone. Any man who wants to provide those things (I should think) would need an equal level of loyalty returned to them. And it's just hard to find that these days. Everybody wants everything in life with no compromise. The need to love and protect someone on the part of a man isn't necessarily even a sexual one. We feel the same way about our kids. It's emotional. And consequently sexual desire can be independent of commitment but the supportive / protective aspect is shot dead by betrayal.

The main issue is that can’t turn that desire into sexual attraction towards a man. I can’t relax around them and I’ve ever felt comfortable with the idea of being a domestic wife. I’m too restless to stay in the house all day.

I don't think you would have to be at home all day. Even if raising kids, I'd as a husband expect my wife to take them out places, have hobbies and interests of her own. The main thing, I think, returns back to my first point. If you have someone you can trust, then you aren't threatened by independence and don't really need much more than some modest domestic support and emotional availability. But after so many bad experiences you begin to wonder if there's anyone who actually still values marriage as what it was out there.
 
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Seems about right. This test has the same 4 questions repeated about 3 times each. Which is pretty dumb
 
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what kind of faggot would have to answer anything but "double yes" to every question
 
This is one of the worst tests I've ever seen. It's 15 questions that all boil down to "do you like men?" Or "do you like women?"

If this test is telling anyone anything about themselves they don't already know I'd have concerns for that person's mental ability.

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Lol what a shitty test. It's like an even more meaningless and autistic version of the Myers-Briggs test but with an exceptional political compass to show other tards.

There's literally nothing new you would discover about yourself from this test in the 15 questions provided. You need professional help if you can't come to terms with your sexuality on your own.
 
My index finger is no more longer than my ring finger.

Wait, so what do the x-values signify? The y-values?
 
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