Sexual Orientation Test - How gay are you?

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Jokes on you, my spouse corrected my pseudo-homosexuality when I was 16
 
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My sexual orientation is centrist, apparently.
 
This test is obviously for single people. If I answered honestly, I don't know where I would end up. I don't fantasize a lot about having sex, lol. I'm married. I've got it pretty much on demand.

And it only wants to know if you've had these feelings in the last 2 weeks. If you've been autistically working your way through one category on Pornhub, that could skew your results.
 
Spastic Colon said:
This test is obviously for single people. If I answered honestly, I don't know where I would end up. I don't fantasize a lot about having sex, lol. I'm married. I've got it pretty much on demand.

And it only wants to know if you've had these feelings in the last 2 weeks. If you've been autistically working your way through one category on Pornhub, that could skew your results.
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My thoughts precisely.
Whoever made this test probably never had sex.
 
My test results were just a restraining order and the phone number to a mental health facility.
 
Hetro cis scum reporting in....but if a perfectly passing trans blew me in the back of a Arbys and I found out afterwards eh I wouldnt be that shook up about it but its not a experience I'm looking for.
 
Doctor Placebo said:
You got married off and fucked the gay out of when you were 16? Are you from India or the Middle East by chance?
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Nope, Eastern Europe and we aren't that backwards.
I got the gay fucked out of me at 16 and married at 19. My lovely spouse is slightly over 25.
BTW I'm a dude and she's a strong, independent woman, so we are WOKE
 
This test seems to have created for 15 year old girls to post on social media.
 
Suburban Bastard said:
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What do I win?
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Trent's anus

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Aberforth said:
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Enlightened centrisexual.
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That's the other reason trying to make this work like the political quadrant is bullshit. WTF even is the based centrism of sexuality? Bisexuality is the midpoint between homo and hetero, but here it's a separate quadrant. Meanwhile you have attraction to both genders (reeeeee) vs no sex drive. And in the middle is unspecified single gender attraction I guess? It doesn't mesh.
 
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A lot of the questions sounded like things you get asked at a party full of drunk teens when doing truth or dare or something.
 
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