Sexual Orientation Test - How gay are you?

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samuraicrack

samuraicrack

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https://www.idrlabs.com/sexual-orientation/test.php

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That literally makes zero sense. Bisexual is a fucking midpoint between two single values and Asexual would be off the spectrum. Of course here it's probably the tumblr definition of "has friends that they don't want to play hide the sausage with". This whole thing reeks of tumblr "soft boi uwu" bs orientations
 
How stupid do you need to be in order to not understand which gender you'd like to have intercourse with?

And how does a test rank you as any-percent homosexual, other than 'zero', when you answer "no" to every same-sex intimacy question?
 
Freddy Freaker said:
That literally makes zero sense. Bisexual is a fucking midpoint between two single values and Asexual would be off the spectrum. Of course here it's probably the tumblr definition of "has friends that they don't want to play hide the sausage with". This whole thing reeks of tumblr "soft boi uwu" bs orientations
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It makes perfect sense because the way it is it aligns 100% correctly with political compass

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Well thanks, Captain fucking Nemo. I wouldn't have known.

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The questionnaire itself is literally just yes/no questions disguised as a 1-5 scale, and is full of obvious statements like "Found myself wanting to have real-life sexual intercourse with a man" and "Found a woman attractive".

If I were to design an orientation test, I would have listed off at least 20 gay/straight/attack helicopter scenarios and ask participants to rate how hot they find each one. That would probably give a better idea about orientation than this.
 
So just for the sake of taking it:
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Can't say I'm surprised but yeah it's all yes/no shit with intensity modifiers.
 
Freddy Freaker said:
That literally makes zero sense. Bisexual is a fucking midpoint between two single values and Asexual would be off the spectrum. Of course here it's probably the tumblr definition of "has friends that they don't want to play hide the sausage with". This whole thing reeks of tumblr "soft boi uwu" bs orientations
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The graph makes more sense if you rotate it 45 degrees counterclockwise. The far asexual and bisexual points being direct opposites of the "do you wanna fuck anybody ever?" spectrum, and hetero and homosexual being midpoints where you want to fuck a specific half of the population.
 
Freddy Freaker said:
That literally makes zero sense. Bisexual is a fucking midpoint between two single values and Asexual would be off the spectrum. Of course here it's probably the tumblr definition of "has friends that they don't want to play hide the sausage with". This whole thing reeks of tumblr "soft boi uwu" bs orientations
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I got bored and saw it on Twitter. I’m not taking it too seriously tbh
 
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