$ Serious (LINK) Thread - I am one stinky MOFO

[Not A Fed]

https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/chainlink-and-24-leading-financial-market-participants-advance-industry-initiative-to-solve-58-billion-corporate-actions-problem-302569071.html

https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/chainlink-advances-tokenized-fund-workflows-with-swift-messaging-in-collaboration-with-ubs-302570072.html

https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/deutsche-borse-market-data--services-forms-strategic-partnership-with-chainlink-to-publish-market-data-onchain-via-datalink-302571531.html

Chainlink is at Sibos making announcement after announcement. Smartcon is in November, with the likes of Congressmen and directors on the board of the Federal Reserve as speakers.

https://smartcon.chain.link/speakers

 

[Smoltine Kiminal]

ok i get what the oracle problem is
but how does chainlink solves it?
>it doesnt

 

[Not A Fed]

It's just a fancy term for the giant hamster wheel they're rolling Sergey's fat body in to generate power for their new system.

 

[Not A Fed]

https://www.federalreserve.gov/conferences/payments-innovation-conference.htm

 

[Not A Fed]

SmartCon has started today: https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1YqJDNAjqoLKV

There's too many fucking announcements. Just go to the twitter and scroll down. https://x.com/chainlink

Here's a couple:

https://www.tradeweb.com/newsroom/media-center/news-releases/tradeweb-brings-u.s.-treasury-benchmark-data-on-chain-via-chainlink

https://www.ubs.com/global/en/media/display-page-ndp/en-20251104-chainlink.html?caasID=CAAS-ActivityStream

 

[Guyspleasedontfight]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH FFFFFUUUUUCCVKKKKK MY LINKIES ARE GETTINH FELTED

 

[Not A Fed]

At least everyone else is getting felted too. :>