Sektur Size Comparison - Who are the shortest/fattest grifters in the sektur?

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

Try to calculate the body measurements of each grifter in the sektur.
Once we have enough of them measured we can start making size comparison charts accurate to real life.
We can use pictures of grifters standing beside each other and calculate how tall/wide they are in comparison to one another.

Remember to take the size of the human body into account.
Try to make your estimates as accurate and precise as possible, so others can use your findings and make their own estimates.
Show your work.

 

[disavow]

Are there any good pics of Guntwinson for this?

 

[Pomniman]

>"The boy measurements"

*Pedomenco has entered the chat*

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

Andy Yiffski is roughly the same height as Salt Papi, maybe slightly taller. Salt Papi is listed as being 5'6, so Yiffski must be 5'6-5'7.
We will split the difference and go with 5'6.5

We can see Warski and Ashton in this first image from the waist up.
Measuring from the waist to the head will account for roughly 47% of a human being's height.
Ashton I believe is also 6'4, although his head is cut off in this image, so we'll have to guess slightly on his proportions in this first image.
We can use these measurements to calculate Ashton and Andy's girth from front to back in this next image:

In this image, we can clearly see how large Ashton's and Warski's gunts are in comparison to their height.
We can figure out that the height from Warksi's waist to his head is 2ft 7.25in, which is equal to 832 pixels.
We use this information to figure out that, in this image, one foot is equal to 319.5 pixels. (height of the legs are not to scale)
Ashton's gunt is 560 pixels wide and Warski's gunt is 283 pixels wide, so:

Ashton Parks:
height = 6ft 4in
gunt = 1ft 9in

Andy Warski:
height = 5ft 6.5in
gunt = 10.6in

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

Are there any good pics of Guntwinson for this?

I was thinking we could use measurements from the 2020 golden gunts using the waist-height ratio of 47% of a person's height being above their waist, if Godwinson stands during the video.
No idea how to measure his gunt.

 

[Temperance]

For the height competition, here are some catboys:

Spoiler: Beardson meme edit

Just beware that manlets are devious; they often wear thick-soled shoes or boots....


For Ralph's height, there's a lot of good info in this thread. Beardson definitely has him beat in the manlet department, though:

Beardson was barely taller than the dwarf wrestler they hired as a gimmick at Ralphamania:

Beardson vs Louis Theroux, who's apparently 6'2'':


If anyone knows the standard height for wrestling ring ropes, here's Ralph standing next to them. That's Dick Masterson beside him, who's still taller than Ralph despite squatting down.

 

[Shek$il]

 

[break these cuffs]

If anyone knows the standard height for wrestling ring ropes, here's Ralph standing next to them. That's Dick Masterson beside him, who's still taller than Ralph despite squatting down.

Someone mentioned the standard height of the ropes is 4' 6", though they also said the standard height off the ground 3' 6" and not 6". I wouldn't count on that ring being standard. You'd hope the ropes would at least be correct.

 

[eaglesfan665]

Are there any good pics of Guntwinson for this?

In the neethog day video Godwinson's standing in front of a door, if that helps

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

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How do we know Null's height?
Unrelated: don't we have an arrest record to get Metokur's height from?

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More accurate version:

 

[Shek$il]

How do we know Null's height?
Unrelated: don't we have an arrest record to get Metokur's height from?

He's said as much on stream before.

@Null you are 5'10, correct?

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I'd wager Beardson is definitely the shortest. It's still officially in dispute as to Ralph's actual height, as there are conflicting sources (IE: Arrest record which denotes him at 5'1" vs Nora's testimony that Ralph is actually around 5'5" or 5'6") but we can clearly see that he's got an inch or 2 over Beardson. At best, Beardson is probably around 5'3" and at worst 4'9.

As far as the fattest goes, it's PPP hands down. Ashton's saving grace is ironically his height. If he were Ralph's height, he would be twice as wide.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He's said as much on stream before.

@Null you are 5'10, correct?

That's correct.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Someone mentioned the standard height of the ropes is 4' 6", though they also said the standard height off the ground 3' 6" and not 6". I wouldn't count on that ring being standard. You'd hope the ropes would at least be correct.

https://www.dimensions.com/element/professional-wrestling-ring

Rings aren't standardized across organizations but this chart should give us a good general idea of the dimension of the ring.

 

[Temperance]

Please rise for the Sektur's national anthem

 

[SNEED.EXE]

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More accurate version:
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[SargonF00t]

For the height competition, here are some catboys:
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Just beware that manlets are devious; they often wear thick-soled shoes or boots....
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For Ralph's height, there's a lot of good info in this thread. Beardson definitely has him beat in the manlet department, though:

I never realised how short Baked Alaska was.

Fuentes would be lucky to be 5'5" if he wasn't wearing lifts and Beardson may not even be 5'0"

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Metokur is listed as an even 6 feet tall on his DUI but probably has shrunk somewhat due to his cancer-AIDS, Hachi-Roku syndrome, full body autism, and whatever other diseases he currently has.

 

[The Sh]

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Andy Yiffski is roughly the same height as Salt Papi, maybe slightly taller. Salt Papi is listed as being 5'6, so Yiffski must be 5'6-5'7.
We will split the difference and go with 5'6.5

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We can see Warski and Ashton in this first image from the waist up.
Measuring from the waist to the head will account for roughly 47% of a human being's height.
Ashton I believe is also 6'4, although his head is cut off in this image, so we'll have to guess slightly on his proportions in this first image.
We can use these measurements to calculate Ashton and Andy's girth from front to back in this next image:

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In this image, we can clearly see how large Ashton's and Warski's gunts are in comparison to their height.
We can figure out that the height from Warksi's waist to his head is 2ft 7.25in, which is equal to 832 pixels.
We use this information to figure out that, in this image, one foot is equal to 319.5 pixels. (height of the legs are not to scale)
Ashton's gunt is 560 pixels wide and Warski's gunt is 283 pixels wide, so:

Ashton Parks:
height = 6ft 4in
gunt = 1ft 9in

Andy Warski:
height = 5ft 6.5in
gunt = 10.6in

Why start this out with obvious incorrect eyeballing, its obvious warski is 1.5-2 inches taller than Salt Papi from this picture, I'd probably put him at 5' 9"

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

Why start this out with obvious incorrect eyeballing, its obvious warski is 1.5-2 inches taller than Salt Papi from this picture, I'd probably put him at 5' 9"

Totally disagree.
Ralph and Tardski have stood next to each other before and look to be equal height.
I has been very autistically determined that Ralph is roughly 5'5-5'6.
The difference in height between Tardski and Salt Papi is very small.