Sega - It's more than just Sonic Autism

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The fact that Sega keeps taking a shit left to right is still depressing
All the companies, including the ones from the 80's/90's are shitting the bed massively. Only a handful at most are taking pepto-bismal to cure themselves and even then it's temporary.

There's an epidemic going on, and rather find a cure for it, they would rather go "mmmm yes more please!!!"
 
"Super Game" is supposed to be a standard for the development of new games: online-only, based on their IPs, aiming for the global market. They want to create the ultimate gold mine, sorta like Fortnite, but with Sega stuff; or like Hyenas, but not dead and buried.
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SUPER SMASH SEGA???
 
My biggest question is that how the fuck is Sega ever going to commit to doing an $800 million budget game when they're, in reality, very imcompident?
 
My biggest question is that how the fuck is Sega ever going to commit to doing an $800 million budget game when they're, in reality, very imcompident?
The Tried & True SEGA Plan:
  1. Spend money like it's fucking water on something
  2. Advertise this action like it's the greatest fucking achievement ever
  3. Hire one or more developers to make the game for you
  4. Micromanage EVERYTHING!!!! while also changing plans last minute giving the devs less time to refocus and shift gears. basicaly stick your dick in ANYTHING involved with the project.
  5. Release game unfinished and buggy
  6. Play the "blame game" by pointing fingers at the developers for fucking up
  7. If above doesn't work, then actually admit that you were fucking stupid, but it's no big deal because you're SEGA, baby!!!! 😎👍👌✌️ You're ALWAYS getting out of close calls so this will just be another one to add to the pile.
Lather, Rinse, Repeat
 
The Tried & True SEGA Plan:
  1. Spend money like it's fucking water on something
  2. Advertise this action like it's the greatest fucking achievement ever
  3. Hire one or more developers to make the game for you
  4. Micromanage EVERYTHING!!!! while also changing plans last minute giving the devs less time to refocus and shift gears. basicaly stick your dick in ANYTHING involved with the project.
  5. Release game unfinished and buggy
  6. Play the "blame game" by pointing fingers at the developers for fucking up
  7. If above doesn't work, then actually admit that you were fucking stupid, but it's no big deal because you're SEGA, baby!!!! 😎👍👌✌️ You're ALWAYS getting out of close calls so this will just be another one to add to the pile.
Lather, Rinse, Repeat
And that's with most other big name entertainment industry, with Sega being one of them
 
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