Seduce me!

[Shadfan666xxx000]

What are you doing right now? Because I assure you it's not as important as me giving you a drink.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

good morning betiful darling open clothe and reveal vagene plzzz or i hack ur credit card ok? do not ignore

 

[Named User]

I’d show you my state-of-the-art surveillance center.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

Hey bby wanna see my bussy?

 

[The Last Stand]

I don't know what seduction is, but you remind me of Ginger Rogers with your figure.

 

[Hitchhiker]

Hey baby, can I come over to put some tadpoles in you?

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

I am going to rape you.

 

[Tablet County]

Hey honey, are you a US elementary school? 'Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside you.

 

[NyQuilninja]

 

[Wyzzerd]

I put on my blue robe and wizard hat...

 

[Kurt Eichenwald]

Firmly grasp it in your hand.

 

[eatler]

I put on my robe and wizard hat..

I put on my blue robe and wizard hat...

Roll to see if I smack the hat off your head.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Give me the microfiche you bitch, or I'll kill you and your family.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

OwO what’s this?
*notices ur bulge*

 

[Waifu Days]

Hey, sugar water. I'm not perfect but I'm good enough for now.

 

[Inside your walls]

I will draw your waifu ; )

 

[vomitusdeux]

dommy mommy? No, you misheard me. It's vommy mommy ~uwu~

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

I pistol started all of the Plutonia Experiment.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

 

[Kurt Eichenwald]

I hope you like sexual innuendo, because I'm about to get sexual in yo window.