Secret Santa 2020 Gift Showcase Thread - Let's see them!

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I LOVE MY GIFTS AND I LOVE WHOEVER SENT THEM
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I got poem in Spanish, which seems to have a spiritual theme, and a cover image to go with it. Thank you very much, Santa. I'll need a quiet afternoon and a cup of coffee to fully appreciate it, but this sort of stuff is right up my alley.
I am not going to share it, because the author said it is personal to them and they don't share their work.
 
I was given uh... this. I don’t like it.

It's lyrics to a song but they never gave me an instrumental or anything that would give me an indication on what kind of song it could be. I'm confused at what this is and I need your guys help. What is this?
Sheriff jack heard a crack and said what was that? Better go to billy and see. When he got there he saw the bodies and said what the hell is that? Billy joe said the cheating bitch had to go. Along with that no good chinchilla joe.

Ol Billy Joe hanged don't you know for murder in the first degree.
In the pit of hell He fell quick just like a brick. at the bottom like a joke most sick stooda army ten meter thick. Joe and his chinchillas were back to see ol jack. Joe said we are here to usher in your days of misery. Cause That's what you get when you become a vigilante.

So don't be like ol Jim and Billie. Listen clearly to me.
Keep it in your pants and he'll not advance and don't act the law and draw. Cause if you shoot your shot you'll loose when you win.

vengeance is a sin that can't be forgiven. So keep it cool don't be the fool or hell's fire you be feeling. And like Billie a second chance you'll be wishin. But none from the chinchilla army of Joe's doin.

so that's the tale of the ballad of chinchillas and cheatin fellas. Now my guys and girls I gotta go it's been swell but do remember wraths road to hell.

For context, here’s what I listed.
Gorgar said:
Glad to be here before this locks up!
Name: Gorgar
Likes: Space music, pinball, board games, modding, Hong Kong, the Roman empire, philosophy TF2, the movie Holes, Since I Left You by The Avalanches, and joking about Jared from Subway and Pol Pot.
Dislikes: "Quirky" people, eating avocados raw, China, reading stageplay scripts as a form of "literature," autistic people, furries, and child abuse.
Fun fact about you: I made a meme that had even >shadman post shit about it.
Able to be x-mas spirit bot 9000? Not today.
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Never have I mentioned anything about chinchillas or cowboys or anything else like that. To make things even weirder, the person who gave me this, sent it to me directly rather then sending it through secret so basically, they probably shot themselves in the foot now and probably can’t do another Secret Santa ever again.

So for the Writer, @Spawn, what were you thinking?
 
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Gorgar said:
I was given uh... this. I don’t like it.

It's lyrics to a song but they never gave me an instrumental or anything that would give me an indication on what kind of song it could be. I'm confused at what this is and I need your guys help. What is this?
Sheriff jack heard a crack and said what was that? Better go to billy and see. When he got there he saw the bodies and said what the hell is that? Billy joe said the cheating bitch had to go. Along with that no good chinchilla joe.

Ol Billy Joe hanged don't you know for murder in the first degree.
In the pit of hell He fell quick just like a brick. at the bottom like a joke most sick stooda army ten meter thick. Joe and his chinchillas were back to see ol jack. Joe said we are here to usher in your days of misery. Cause That's what you get when you become a vigilante.

So don't be like ol Jim and Billie. Listen clearly to me.
Keep it in your pants and he'll not advance and don't act the law and draw. Cause if you shoot your shot you'll loose when you win.

vengeance is a sin that can't be forgiven. So keep it cool don't be the fool or hell's fire you be feeling. And like Billie a second chance you'll be wishin. But none from the chinchilla army of Joe's doin.

so that's the tale of the ballad of chinchillas and cheatin fellas. Now my guys and girls I gotta go it's been swell but do remember wraths road to hell.

For context, here’s what I listed.

Never have I mentioned anything about chinchillas or cowboys or anything else like that. To make things even weirder, the person who gave me this, sent it to me directly rather then sending it through secret so basically, they probably shot themselves in the foot now and probably can’t do another Secret Santa ever again.

So for the Writer, @Spawn, what were you thinking?
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Don't be ungrateful. Look at past secret Santa threads, people received way more obscure gifts and still were appreciative. Just saying...
 
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i might actually change my profile pic and banner to these, they are very nice! thanks to my santa!
 
Jaded Optimist said:
Don't be ungrateful. Look at past secret Santa threads, people received way more obscure gifts and still were appreciative. Just saying...
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I'm not trying to be ungrateful; man, I mean, I like it but not for reasons you would think. I want to know what this.
Do I need to go to Unsolved Mysteries?
 
A surprisingly fresh take on the battling tops genre which I think will have shared appeal with other users in this thread:

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This wasn't just a gift for me, it was a gift for you all. I hope you all spit coffee or piss your pants.
 
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Uh...
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...this...
...is great! The purple background wi the square pattern i simple yet pleasing while fitting Abra's Psychic type. He actually looks very handsome but also smart and even a little funny wi that suit! That actually suits him! I never thought about giving him a fez, bu that actually adds appeal the same ways hi suit does. Even the little Twisted Spoon is a fitting reference! In all, everything seems to pull back towards Abra.
Did you se Fresh Paint (the Windows app), by the way?
Thank you so much!!
 
This is everything I could have dreamed and more
 

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The anticipation is killing me. My victim SS-buddy giftee has been online twice since I turned mine in. - "Say something, already!"

I wish I could see it.
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Is it not showing up? I never used the attached files thing before today. If so, then I might not have sent my Christmas present properly.
 
Gorgar said:
I was given uh... this. I don’t like it.

It's lyrics to a song but they never gave me an instrumental or anything that would give me an indication on what kind of song it could be. I'm confused at what this is and I need your guys help. What is this?
Sheriff jack heard a crack and said what was that? Better go to billy and see. When he got there he saw the bodies and said what the hell is that? Billy joe said the cheating bitch had to go. Along with that no good chinchilla joe.

Ol Billy Joe hanged don't you know for murder in the first degree.
In the pit of hell He fell quick just like a brick. at the bottom like a joke most sick stooda army ten meter thick. Joe and his chinchillas were back to see ol jack. Joe said we are here to usher in your days of misery. Cause That's what you get when you become a vigilante.

So don't be like ol Jim and Billie. Listen clearly to me.
Keep it in your pants and he'll not advance and don't act the law and draw. Cause if you shoot your shot you'll loose when you win.

vengeance is a sin that can't be forgiven. So keep it cool don't be the fool or hell's fire you be feeling. And like Billie a second chance you'll be wishin. But none from the chinchilla army of Joe's doin.

so that's the tale of the ballad of chinchillas and cheatin fellas. Now my guys and girls I gotta go it's been swell but do remember wraths road to hell.

For context, here’s what I listed.

Never have I mentioned anything about chinchillas or cowboys or anything else like that. To make things even weirder, the person who gave me this, sent it to me directly rather then sending it through secret so basically, they probably shot themselves in the foot now and probably can’t do another Secret Santa ever again.

So for the Writer, @Spawn, what were you thinking?
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Gorgar said:
I'm not trying to be ungrateful; man, I mean, I like it but not for reasons you would think. I want to know what this.
Do I need to go to Unsolved Mysteries?
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Bro you are being hella ungreatful. i sent it personaly because i put alot of time and effort into it and wanted to make sure you knew who it was from. Its a country western rock song about not sleeping with another guys wife and not taking revenge against those who have wronged you.Its a hell of a song and i took alot of time making it. Also to play the song its e e f (pull off) e e f g (hammer on). And repeating. One strum per chord. Should kinda sound like down up down up doown up down down up down. Figure 45 to 55 bpm. Now please stop being such an ingrate and enjoy what i made you
 
LOOK AT THIS SMUG ALIEN MUNCHING ON A PIZZA

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My SS drew me my favorite character in the world (propaganda profile for the win), and they even took the time to research its favorite food :oops::heart-full:
Love love love the beautiful colors and its prideful expression!
Apparently we were santas of each other but I wish I was this talented, damn. Very fast too (received it last week)! Thank you so much!!
 
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