Sea Salt Mine - here there be chimping over the lawsuit

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albertbrown26 said:
Does anyone have any advice on how I can calm down and stop giving BT’s tweet a “Mad At The Internet” sticker? I don’t want have to keep doing this to the users on this site, thinking I’m mad at them for posting BT acting like a lunatic online.
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I just scroll past 99% of them without reading them. It works for me.
 
albertbrown26 said:
Does anyone have any advice on how I can calm down and stop giving BT’s tweet a “Mad At The Internet” sticker? I don’t want have to keep doing this to the users on this site, thinking I’m mad at them for posting BT acting like a lunatic online.
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Don't rely on emojis to communicate? There is a reply button that allows you to customize your response to be exactly what you mean it to be. If that's not your style, people largely use the lunacy sticker to refer to the content being reposted, and not their opinion of the farmer doing the posting.

Our gentleman @Kosher Salt's advice is also on point. Don't read, just appreciate that BT has said yet another stupid thing, said thing has been archived, and that's genuinely more attention than it deserves.
 
General Gunther said:
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It's almost as if you're being judged NOT by the color of your skin but by the content of your character.
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Wait a minute. So does Brian mean to tell us it upsets him that there are people who judge others by their character and not by their race or skin color?
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I've decided that my previous post wasn't really all that helpful. Yes, a reply can be perfectly personalized, as opposed to a reaction sticker - but that takes time. What if you want something kinda in between? More precise than a sticker, but less time consuming than coming up with a whole reply?

Never fear! I have compiled a list of replies, each of which is applicable to nearly every BT post! When that reaction sticker just isn't enough, copy and past one of these, and feel that warm contentment of having expressed just enough of your complete and utter disdain to warm the cockles of your cold, black hearts!

We start with these variations of time-tested classics:
  • A toddler could throw up a bowl of alphabet soup and produce a more rational insight.
  • Dear God, will it never end?
  • BT yet again demonstrates why friends never let friends simp for thots.
  • I would have read BT's tweets, but there's just too much evidence out there that stupidity can be contagious.
  • BT's complete inability to engage in higher level thinking suggests his evolutionary tree never branched.
Looking for something with a little more flavor? Try:
  • BT once again radiates so much estrogen that he could be used as an alternative to HRT.
  • It's like someone took every logical fallacy, slapped them between two strawmen, and topped it off with a red herring on a toothpick. It's the perfect stupidity sandwich!
  • (in the tone of a nature documentary narrator): Here we see the BT in its natural habitat. He has spied a cogent argument. He approaches; attempts to reach it - but alas! It is too complex for the BT to manage. He will again be left with nothing.
  • BT's simian countenance suggests a heritage unusually rich in species diversity.
  • He's like an autistic, simping energizer bunny. He keeps going, and going, and going...

Or there's my personal favorite:

  • Even Tucker Carlson hasn't come up with a face to properly react to such astounding stupidity!
 
She blocked a dude for saying that it sucks that Tiffany Vollmer got replaced years before.
She even chimped out at weebs for asking questions and "saying mean words".
Bootsucking Thot-enabling faggot
 
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Kosher Salt said:
Maybe the fucking fat landwhale should spend her weekends not getting pepper sprayed by the police before she criticizes how other parents spend their time.
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They also forget that Nick does this late at night. I think his oldest is 8 or 9. By 11pm they're probably all sawing logs while Nick screams at a camera.
 
OneHandClapping said:
They also forget that Nick does this late at night. I think his oldest is 8 or 9. By 11pm they're probably all sawing logs while Nick screams at a camera.
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Well, they're supposed to be. Based on the frequency of kid-related interruptions, that doesn't always translate into reality.

But yeah.
 
LawTwitter is Dumb said:
They’re all mad/jealous Nick can get drunk and insult all of them and make money from it. Hell if I could do that I would.
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He literally makes like $100 for his family every time he calls one of these whales fat. They get paid nothing for seething in impotent rage about it and eating another Ding Dong to quell their anguish.
 
Kosher Salt said:
Well, they're supposed to be. Based on the frequency of kid-related interruptions, that doesn't always translate into reality.

But yeah.
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One of his girls(?) is a notorious sleepwalker, so it makes sense.

Last time Nick streamed instead of spending time with his (awake) kids was the 24-hour stream, which is literally once a year.
 
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