saying goodbye after 11 years ...... - 8/13/2019

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Someone sifted powdered sugar on Amber's shoulders again.

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Lesbian Jowl Creature looking super feminine and attractive.

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At 7:00 in the car post-dentist AL says: "I've been prola-prolonging..." She was about to say prolapsing.

Also get Becky with her Piña Colada situation.

These old vlogs are becoming so predictable with this wank timeline that reading threads and watching even a few minutes of her latest uploads feels like a fever dream.
 
How many pumps of low tier perfume do you need gorl?
Maybe if she sprayed that shit on her hair the alcohol would dry up some of that goddamn grease.
 
Being nervous about a tooth removal is natural. It’s not metal illness level anxiety. I wish she’d stop misusing the word anxiety but that’s what hip these days. To be clear, I’m not saying she’s not mentally ill because hi.
 
"I love living vicariously through you... that looks so good"
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What exactly looks good? It's a dry looking potato topped with cheese, some disgusting looking slob passed of as pork chops and half a plate of green beans, no seasoning or flavor. Everything looks good when you're 600 elbees and stuck eating chicken soup.
 
Bitch got a new purse, maybe gonna do a “what’s in my purse” video.
The video started with the whale see-chew-ay-shawn makeup going on.
Filling in the timeline...
Edit: ma gramma is die-een
 
Lol this bitch thinks that she's going to get "suctioned up" during a tornado. Gorl no tornado is that powerful.

Also how does someone her size get a tooth pulled? There's no way the chair could have supported her. I did a quick Google search for dental chair weight limits and got answers from 350lbs to 500lbs. Gorl is obviously past 500lbs.
 
In the first minute, Snarklynn goes on about positive life changes she won't make as her fingers turn black and the grease in her hair poses a fire hazard. She'll be smug until her dying days (right now).
 
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