Сats or dogs? - Your answer can and will be used against you.

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Fuck you, Cogs:

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I love dogs because they take a little shooka shooka but some are niggers while in fact all cats are niggers aside from the dogs in cat costumes
 
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Dogs are the quitessential pet for humans. They instinctively have family structures and dynamics just like humans, which means it's easier to relate to them on some level. They will protect you whether through alerting of danger or attacking enemies. Dogs, like yorkshire terriers, can also be used for vermin control and they love to do it.

I like cats for passive vermin control, but they aren't very loving and are frankly disgusting creatures when indoors. They're all whores where they just buddy up with whomever hands them food. Whenever I see a man who owns a cat, he guaranteed to be a cuck, a bitch, tranny, or gay. Cats are nice as living conversation pieces but if they're not providing a service they should fuck off.

Feline Supremacist said:
¿Por qué no los dos?

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based border collie enjoyer
 
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My cat is a retard who is extremely dependant upon me and enjoys being around me.
My dog is a needy little thing who is extremely dependant upon me and enjoys being around me.
The cat/dog dichotomy is false, and you're niggers for believing in it.
 
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SeniorFuckFace said:
Fuck you, Cogs:

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There's actually a sci fi story about this. I can't remember what it's called. But it's an older story by a famous author. Heatwave turned my brain into scrambled eggs but the creatures are called docats. Although I think cogs sound cooler.

In the story mankind lives in bunkers after a nuclear event. Martian contact is established and the Martians are trying to help them via technological and food aid. But the adults were so bored and missed society so much that they created this bizarre board game with a Barbie like doll. They take apart all the Martian tech to make props for the board game instead of using it to rebuild society. The kids think it's stupid and go outside to play.
 
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Dogs and dogs only. They’re loyal, loving, and always want to protect the people they love. Cats are narcissistic creatures who only come to you when they want something. I don’t understand the love for cats. Now the average cat owner is normal, but I do stay away from people who own a few too many cats.

Also most cats I’ve come across are really fucking mean except two.
 
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