Disaster Santa is dead. We found his tomb. - Nobody tell Chris.

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"Santa Found Dead"
Mistletoe poisoning? The consequence of his many years of egg nog addiction? Did Santa get run over by a reindeer this time?
 
Yeah, I already see where this is heading
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They found the tomb, but they're just hoping that there's a body there. Honestly I'll be surprised if there is.

For all that early Christians were/are big on burials vs. cremation, they sure were big on chopping any dead Saint to bits and scattering said bits in reliquaries all over the place.
 
neverendingmidi said:
For all that early Christians were/are big on burials vs. cremation, they sure were big on chopping any dead Saint to bits and scattering said bits in reliquaries all over the place.
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Of course, if you gathered together all the bones and other relics from any popular saint, you'd have enough to make at least a dozen skeletons out of it and have bones left over.
 
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