💤 Inactive Sandra Briggs Ralph / Ethan's mother

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It is 2023 and this fat piece of shit is still unable to write a longer biography for the mother he so much has claimed to love. Yet he has dedicated to his internet daddy Jim long ass romance novels.
>Longer one soon
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Sandra Briggs Ralph - Obituary & Service Details

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So something I feel glossed over, in the America First feud, during the Healstream with Null, Null asked Ralph if it was true that Morris had Sandra's ashes.

Ralph claims that's not troo, the interesting part though is that her ashes are still in Richmond and he knows exactly where.

That leaves two speculations, as far as I can conceive. Less likely, Sandra is haunting a storage unit that a lot of the stuff Morris did have would of likely gone to as well. More likely?

Sandra got dumped somewhere.

Now I can understand not wanting to haul around the cremains of someone very close to you and deciding to move on. Also I have several relatives that have instructions on how they want their cremains scattered in the world. Most likely this is the outcome, even if she didn't have specific requests Ethan Ralph scattered Sandra somewhere of emotional significance.

But with out evidence to the contrary, I am free to believe she was callously dumped into a stagnant drainage ditch in lieu of a river as conveniently located as possible as Ralph fled his ransacked rental for Mexico.
 
Polyboros2 said:
Ralph claims that's not troo, the interesting part though is that her ashes are still in Richmond and he knows exactly where.

That leaves two speculations, as far as I can conceive. Less likely, Sandra is haunting a storage unit that a lot of the stuff Morris did have would of likely gone to as well. More likely?

Sandra got dumped somewhere.
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Yeah, I guess the proxy variable is whether the stuff left in Harry's house accounted for all or just part of his personal items.

If it accounted for all of his personal items, I find it difficult to imagine he would rent a storage unit just for Sandra's ashes.
 
Scout Trooper said:
Yeah, I guess the proxy variable is whether the stuff left in Harry's house accounted for all or just part of his personal items.

If it accounted for all of his personal items, I find it difficult to imagine he would rent a storage unit just for Sandra's ashes.
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I believe Sandra had one sister still living and I’d bet that is who has her ashes, if they aren’t in Harry’s garage or Sisco’s basement.

I’m sure Ralph’s aunt knows all to well what a piece of shit he is so volunteered to take Sandra’s ashes so they wouldn’t end up in an eBay auction, left in a shithole Ralph owed back rent on or sacrificed to the corn gods.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
I believe Sandra had one sister still living and I’d bet that is who has her ashes, if they aren’t in Harry’s garage or Sisco’s basement.
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I thought Ralph said her ashes were with Sisco? Which made the fall out even more interesting. That and Ralph talked about the Bitwave mug he still has, that someone sent him. He has a mug a troll sent him but he doesn’t have his mothers ashes…
 
Godwinson posted this today about Ethan’s mother claiming that Sandra molested Ethan (allegedly).

Given that Ralph told Adam and persip on confidence there’s a 50-50 chance this could be true:
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Revuelto said:
Godwinson posted this today about Ethan’s mother claiming that Sandra molested Ethan (allegedly).

Given that Ralph told Adam and persip on confidence there’s a 50-50 chance this could be true:
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If you'll recall the old hot mic pillstream from back when she was alive he did say "suck my dick" or something to her at one point before "get an uber". I didn't think much of it at the time but it's still not the kind of thing you'd normally expect someone to say to their own mother, even while hungover and pilled out. Though this is guntwinson tweeting this so he could be taking advantage of that fact to make shit up, because that's one of his go-to moves. I'm 50/50 on it.
 
ScamL Likely said:
If you'll recall the old hot mic pillstream from back when she was alive he did say "suck my dick" or something to her at one point before "get an uber". I didn't think much of it at the time but it's still not the kind of thing you'd normally expect someone to say to their own mother, even while hungover and pilled out. Though this is guntwinson tweeting this so he could be taking advantage of that fact to make shit up, because that's one of his go-to moves. I'm 50/50 on it.
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True although you have to remember that Guntwinson has a history of recording people he Alogs and his minion perspicacity definitely records but is cucking the content (because Ralph has blackmail on him).

If the info comes out this’ll confirm it
 
Revuelto said:
Sandra molested Ethan
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No wonder Ralph sounded like a screaming Beatles fan circa 1962 when he spotted Chris at that motel. He was breathless with *excitement over being that close to a kindred spirit in (literal) motherfucking shame.

*and morbid obesity
 
Ralph has a poo-poo fetish, extremely disturbed people find feces arousing. Abuse victims are the best example.

I assumed Ronnie had been the culprit, but Sandra also makes sense. Ralph's relationship with his mom always struck me strange even beyond being a neet/momma's boy.
 
Revuelto said:
Godwinson posted this today about Ethan’s mother claiming that Sandra molested Ethan (allegedly).

Given that Ralph told Adam and persip on confidence there’s a 50-50 chance this could be true:
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I know Ralph is a retard of the highest order, but I struggle to believe he would reveal something of this nature if it was true.

Hence I can only conclude that "It's not TRU!!!!!!!!!!!"
 
SargonF00t said:
I know Ralph is a retard of the highest order, but I struggle to believe he would reveal something of this nature if it was true.
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Ralph reveals a ton of embarrassing shit that other people would be ashamed to admit. He’s also at a low point in his life where he has literally zero friends within thousands of miles and even the people far away who he thought were his friends, like Dax Herrera, have ghosted him. He’s long overdue for more suicide baiting, unless he’s been doing that too and I missed it.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Ralph reveals a ton of embarrassing shit that other people would be ashamed to admit. He’s also at a low point in his life where he has literally zero friends within thousands of miles and even the people far away who he thought were his friends, like Dax Herrera, have ghosted him. He’s long overdue for more suicide baiting, unless he’s been doing that too and I missed it.
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he did "Ima retire if I don't get money!" baiting which to him is essentially suicide bait because he has no other life outside of talking at his computer for 9 hours a day
 
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