“What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what he's looking at." And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, he doesn't really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're that bird looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.”
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💀 Horrorcow Samuel Catnipnik - Horrifying Deviant Goofy Cosplayer
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On Probation for Freezing Opelucid
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Oh god. I've only ever felt this creeped out in the Kailyn thread. Does this guy chimp out at all?
The Potato Whisperer.
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Okay, that's fucking horrifying.
On the plus side if we shoot him I'm pretty sure no court in the land would convict us.
Does he do kids' parties?
Fine &/or dandy.
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[uncontrollable autistic noises]
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Does he do kids' parties?
No, but he does do porn.
Lots and lots of porn
LOLS FOR THE LOLCOW!!!
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Is there any sane explanation for why he's wrapped up in what appears to be duct tape? It can't be that difficult to obtain a more traditional mannequin.
Your Token Optimist
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No... No... There will never be a time to watch Goofy porn... I'm not brave nor insane enough to do that....
Instead, I'll just say this: There's a reason why things like Goofy remain cartoons instead of live action...
This is the reason.
It looks
fucking creepy.
What you've done is stick a knife in our backs!
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Is there any sane explanation for why he's wrapped up in what appears to be duct tape? It can't be that difficult to obtain a more traditional mannequin.
As a costumer I can actually answer that! It is known as a duct-tape-dummy (that is the actual term, and run with that as you will, folks). It is a cheap and fast way to make a hyper-accurate sewing mannequin (Insert horrifying rating here) instead of having to pad out a storebought dummy with foam. The only thing I could think is, oh my god what is he going to make that it has to be that accurate? This explanation is probably the only 'sane' part of it.
(Nutritional) Fa(c)t(s) Visibility
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I admit. I almost went for the power button when I seen that 'mask'...
Lizard boobs. Your argument is invalid.
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Poor Goofy. I used to love your wacky antics...
Is there any animated character from my childhood that has not been ruined by these spergs?
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Is there any animated character from my childhood that has not been ruined by these spergs?
I'm convinced "Nothing Being Sacred" is a scientific rule of the universe.
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That's a nice Nerf gun collection
TAKE WING YE SOULS OF WAR
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afk Shrine Maiden
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I now feel bad for ever bashing fursuits.
Those look downright normal compared to this abomination from the depths of the abyss.
Worldwide Gangster Computer God
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He looks more like a demented Parappa the Rapper than he does Goofy.
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He looks more like a demented Parappa the Rapper than he does Goofy.
I'm thinking Batman villain, for whatever reason.
You're not real! Fuck you!
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The most awful part for me is that it's actually decently accurate to the character's appearance, but as others have said, this is a cosplay that should never happen. Ever.
Dynamite with a laser beam
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Why is the Disney fandom plagued with people like this?
Gay God of Kiwi Farms
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OH MY GOD! This was posted on his tumblr:
z-list shitposter
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