S.T.A.L.K.E.R. (Stalker) Thread

[The tired cat]

Dunno why anyone needs a repack, the GoG will be leaked on torrents before lunch time

 

[T-21]

How did they manage to make the physics worse than in a game released 2 decades ago?
Also, here is a vid of aussie playing the game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6wknVqhdi0

That's Unreal Engine for ya. You could tell from the looks of it if you used to FPS games that using UE too.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

>Constant pop ins
>No Russian accents (Ukraine has no language as they speak Russian)
>AI is stupid
>Story is dogshit
>A-life 2.0 doesn't exist
>COP has more guns if you include the specials
>Flashlight doesn't cast its own shadow
>UE5 Jank
>PC's shadow has ghosting effect
>Far cry tick list (Enemy detection bars)
>NPCs still have muffled voice lines like they're wearing a mask or helmet even when not wearing one
>Forced "choice matters!" because why not
>Bad lip-synch
So this... is the power... of Ukraine.... Its never been so JOEVER, we're BIDONE bros... This is our Dying light 2... Time to ACK~ ourselves... Slava Ukraini...

Spoiler: GSC

 

[There Is Light At The End]

>Constant pop ins

Is it on console version?

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

Is it on console version?

Yes, including NPCs spawning directly in front of you. Regardless if its on console, UE is complete shit and will be the same on PC.

 

[Endlosung]

(Some) Weapons are gay af.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

(Some) Weapons are gay af.

bro, the ones on the right are from Far cry 3.

 

[Endlosung]

No

bro, the ones on the right are from Far cry 3.

Yeah it's not my image and I was too lazy to crop it. I'm talking about weapons on the left. Also, wasn't the Vector in FC3 gray-ish?

 

[There Is Light At The End]

bro, the ones on the right are from Far cry 3.

I think it's from Far cry 4

 

[ostronaut]

I think it's from Far cry 4

who knew that russian shitpost mods would be this prophetic
also what fucking retard thought that putting a shitty cutscenes that are 5 minutes long into stalker was a good idea

 

[The tired cat]

also what fucking retard thought that putting a shitty cutscenes that are 5 minutes long into stalker was a good idea

Same idiots who made it seem like all NPCs are dressed in tacticool Tarkov gear.

 

[Lukie]

STALKER 2 OUT TODAY!

I'm going to hold my disbelief that's going to be a bad game. After all a lot of the love I had for the first three games was because of the jank. I hear rumours there's a giant rat mutant which is based on Zelenskyy because he's so hated.

The question is do I buy it now or let it be an easy Christmas present?

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRCLRAJkqjg
STATUS: JOEVER.

 

[The Backwards Man]

The game would be guaranteed GOTY material if patrick tomlinson had a cameo in it. He's literally perfect for the role of an anti-stalker antagonist who throws water balloons full of paint at the viewfinder of an APC owned by Duty, Freedom or some other faction.

 

[The tired cat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRCLRAJkqjg
STATUS: JOEVER.

God what a fuckin tool "Keep in mind, muh poor Ukwaine is invade, be considered" blow it out your ass

 

[Lukie]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRCLRAJkqjg
STATUS: JOEVER.

Meh this guy is bitching like he's never played a Stalker game before.

It's day one expect lots of glitches - as it's a Stalker title expect more!

 

[smartypants302]

Yeah, my PC goes crazy when unpacking stuff from her (?), it's more resource intensive than actually playing the game. Ramzes is a cool guy, agreed.

I agree completely, I haven't used them in awhile and tried to get obscure indie game that was released that was not very big. I just gave up unpacking it as it was taking a half hour already. I remember before it not taking that long even for 30-50gb game a few years ago.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

opening cutscene is 7 minutes. redundant. it's not Kojima's game to have long introductary cutscenes. no, I didn't buy it. I watch it on youtube
it has russian interface and subtitles

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Why is everyone shocked that a Stalker games runs like shit and is buggy?

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Been waiting for this game for 15 years. Took the day off work to play it. Downloading now.

I have never been so ready to have my hopes and dreams shattered.