🎭 Dramacow Ryulong / Michael Cohen - Fanatic Wikisperg, Anti-Gamergater and All Around Asshole

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PhantomDiploma said:
The level of incompetence required for someone to pay money to Ryulong in the hopes this would somehow scrub exposed information from the prestigious "RationalWiki" is incomprehensible, like a cyber-warfare version of Keystone Cops. Having viewed the CON leaks, it is depressingly plausible.

I have this image now of Zoe writing yet another financial hardship request to her financial advisor to the effect of "give me money or i kill myself".
Ms. Rosenstein, who knew such demands would grow in frequency and gratuity until receiving a curt phone call from the tattoo girl's father to the effect of "give my little girl what she wants or I will ruin you", deducts yet another $20,000 from the Van Valkenburg account. Minus taxes this should pay for whatever fad surgery the weird tattoo girl wanted, or let whatever fad drug bender she was riding to run its course. God she hated young people.

Zoe twitches as she eyes her balance, her heart puttering from a combination of psychosis and Adderall.
"Your account is overdrawn by $264.23"
F5
"Your account is overdrawn by $264.23"
F5
"Your account has a balance of $14,295.81"
"FUCK! YES!"
She transfers $10,000 to the "Michael Cohen" account, memo: "rw naked stuff"
She wonders if anyone else would think to Google "Locke Valentine", but the thought starts making her feel bad. She writes this off as a symptom of PTSD, then logs back into Twitter, reinvigorated in her fight against the establishment.
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nigga what the fuck are you babbling about
 
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Ryulong's been pretty quiet on the wiki front, at least on the ones he normally was sperging on.

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Don't worry, Dragondicks, I didn't forget about you.

Ryulong's sperging on Gamergate is probably the best example of someone being an openly corrupt Wikipedia sysop there is. Not only was he pushing an agenda, not only was he getting financially supported by one side, but we have him dead to rights on being Crash Override's pet autist.

I'm fucking glad that someone, in the words of the Iron Sheik, broke his back and made him haaamble.
 
Jaimas said:
Don't worry, Dragondicks, I didn't forget about you.

Ryulong's sperging on Gamergate is probably the best example of someone being an openly corrupt Wikipedia sysop there is. Not only was he pushing an agenda, not only was he getting financially supported by one side, but we have him dead to rights on being Crash Override's pet autist.

I'm fucking glad that someone, in the words of the Iron Sheik, broke his back and made him haaamble.
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And the recent reveal of the FOIA request to the FBI, which has closed it's investigation of "GamerGate threats", not only proves all of Ryulong's attempts to paint them as harassers was flagrant bullshit, it also makes him look like a lying idiot for citing all the fools who said otherwise to write it.
 
Cynical said:
And the recent reveal of the FOIA request to the FBI, which has closed it's investigation of "GamerGate threats", not only proves all of Ryulong's attempts to paint them as harassers was flagrant bullshit, it also makes him look like a lying idiot for citing all the fools who said otherwise to write it.
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And thus, I can finally state this with certainty: The narrative is fucking dead.

Between the CON and Trello log leaks, the WAM report that showed a minute percentage of Gamergate accounts constituted anything remotely resembling harassment, the fact that the FBI FOIA request proves David Pakman's earlier belief about Brianna Wu's bullshit right (that she publicized her own harassment against all advice and fucked up the investigation), and the FOIA request likewise establishing that the overpowering majority of alleged incidents of harassment were false-flags conducted by third parties and were completely unactionable bullshit, every last accusation that GG was a harassment campaign (aside from obvious jokes about it) is provably bullshit.

The evidence is now pretty much unilateral. The fuck are they going to do, claim the FBI was in on the take?
 
Cynical said:
And the recent reveal of the FOIA request to the FBI, which has closed it's investigation of "GamerGate threats", not only proves all of Ryulong's attempts to paint them as harassers was flagrant bullshit, it also makes him look like a lying idiot for citing all the fools who said otherwise to write it.
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It was closed because there were no leads or prospects. They do have some hilariously meme-ridden death threats that came from behind seven proxies.
 
Patrick Buttman said:
Considering the levels of self-delusion these people have constantly topped time and time again, I would not be surprised if that's the conclusion they will reach.
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I'd say that was reaching, but after the Trump Salt thread, I know better.

God damn it.
 
Ryulong's partner in crime Adam Morland is back at RationalWiki. Will Ryulong make it a year without personally editing RW or will he start sperging there again?

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Hahaha, he's back at Warking Healt.

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He wants something changed to a "more poetic reading" and is doing his usual Ryulonging.

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And he was sperging at tvtropes and was editing Warking Healt there as well.

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Hellfire said:
Hahaha, he's back at Warking Healt.

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He wants something changed to a "more poetic reading" and is doing his usual Ryulonging.

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And he was sperging at tvtropes and was editing Warking Healt there as well.

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This is what's become of the most terrifying sysop to disgrace Wikipedia.

Fucking translation sperging.

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HipstrsGonnaHip said:
This is what he always was. He's been translation sperging for almost a decade now.
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Exactly my point. By Translation Sperging was he was made, and once more to translation sperging has he fallen. Alpha and Omega. All roads lead to Autism.
 
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You know those Jojo Wiki admins must be constantly asking themselves, "Is it still worth it?" His fixing the occasional unmatched parentheses and spelling errors can't be worth patrolling all of his edits to make sure he's not slipping the same old buddyroid garbage back in.
EDIT: oh, excuse me, "buddyloid" :lol:
 
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