🎭 Dramacow Ryulong / Michael Cohen - Fanatic Wikisperg, Anti-Gamergater and All Around Asshole

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Hellfire said:
Ryulong has again begged the admins to ban them all because "This isn't a case of people coming here and telling me "go kill yourself". It's "we know everything about you and there's nothing you can do about it"." :story:
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BAN THESE PEOPLE FOR LOOKING AT MY TWITTER AND KNOWING WHAT A MASSIVE SPERGLORD I AM!
 
Cynical said:
I best the mods are seeing how much lulzy rageposting they can get out of him before dropping a permaban.

I know I would.
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Got to mine him for as much salt as possible before he either goes full troon or climbs a clock tower and starts picking off people with a sniper rifle.
 
Ryulong was wikisperging again and is still begging for the admins to punish Buddyroid and DlagonDlagon, this time wanting them to get an "official warning." He also got butthurt because the admin had changed his Kila Alc on account of spoilers, Ryulong claims you can't spoil it because it has been out for so long.


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Hellfire said:
Ryulong was wikisperging again and is still begging for the admins to punish Buddyroid and DlagonDlagon, this time wanting them to get an "official warning." He also got butthurt because the admin had changed his Kila Alc on account of spoilers, Ryulong claims you can't spoil it because it has been out for so long.

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On the one hand, I kinda get for the whole statute of limitations on spoilers after a certain time period.

On the other hand, he'll sperg about anything, won't he?
 
Hellfire said:
Ryulong was wikisperging again and is still begging for the admins to punish Buddyroid and DlagonDlagon, this time wanting them to get an "official warning." He also got butthurt because the admin had changed his Kila Alc on account of spoilers, Ryulong claims you can't spoil it because it has been out for so long.
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A warning about what? The only thing this autist is bitching about is their names.
 
Lou Wrong said:
Honestly, Ryulong's tabs spergery sounds like something he's in the right on.
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Yeah, that's the funniest thing about him. He sometimes does get things right, but he's such a frantic asshole that no one will even believe him anymore. At this point he'd probably get tagged with "Citation needed" for saying the sky is blue.
 
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At JoJo's, Ryulong is still hoping the apathetic admins will ban or warn Buddyroid, DlagonDlagon, and JohnConquest1, while also still trying to get his way on those stoly alc tabs.

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Another user of the wiki tried to find a solution to the Ryulong problem, which Eckilsax believes is a "hassle that looks like it'll go on forever."

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HipstrsGonnaHip said:
Has Ryulong really been quiet or have we just not been watching him as closely as we normally do?
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He hasn't been on JoJo's or TvTropes really. Looks like he's been tweeting in his echo chamber and possibly active on his Tumblr.

Edit: he's on Tumblr. Was reblogging some anti-Trump stuff before it was finalized.

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@Patrick Buttman you should see this, it's some random weeaboo shit, random Tumblr shit, very little commentary from Ryulong himself, and the rest is near naked guys. http://ryulong.info/
 
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PhantomDiploma said:
"it is incredibly difficult to Google this without compromising her privacy."

Ryulong has a... unique concept of privacy.

Unrelated, but notable:

"I went out of my way to contact Zoe Quinn concerning this and she said that her blog was hacked in order to distribute these photos" (1 May 2015)
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He's a bullshit artist. The pics in question came from her abortive porn career she's tried very badly to bury, and Ryulong is willing to bury truth in exchange for money, as was discovered when Wikipedia showed him the door, so he has no integrity whatsoever.
 
Cynical said:
He's a bullshit artist. The pics in question came from her abortive porn career she's tried very badly to bury, and Ryulong is willing to bury truth in exchange for money, as was discovered when Wikipedia showed him the door, so he has no integrity whatsoever.
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The level of incompetence required for someone to pay money to Ryulong in the hopes this would somehow scrub exposed information from the prestigious "RationalWiki" is incomprehensible, like a cyber-warfare version of Keystone Cops. Having viewed the CON leaks, it is depressingly plausible.

I have this image now of Zoe writing yet another financial hardship request to her financial advisor to the effect of "give me money or i kill myself".
Ms. Rosenstein, who knew such demands would grow in frequency and gratuity until receiving a curt phone call from the tattoo girl's father to the effect of "give my little girl what she wants or I will ruin you", deducts yet another $20,000 from the Van Valkenburg account. Minus taxes this should pay for whatever fad surgery the weird tattoo girl wanted, or let whatever fad drug bender she was riding to run its course. God she hated young people.

Zoe twitches as she eyes her balance, her heart puttering from a combination of psychosis and Adderall.
"Your account is overdrawn by $264.23"
F5
"Your account is overdrawn by $264.23"
F5
"Your account has a balance of $14,295.81"
"FUCK! YES!"
She transfers $10,000 to the "Michael Cohen" account, memo: "rw naked stuff"
She wonders if anyone else would think to Google "Locke Valentine", but the thought starts making her feel bad. She writes this off as a symptom of PTSD, then logs back into Twitter, reinvigorated in her fight against the establishment.
 
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