🎭 Dramacow Ryulong / Michael Cohen - Fanatic Wikisperg, Anti-Gamergater and All Around Asshole

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As they said, it's hard to empathize with a total shithead. And that's why Ryulong is getting told to go fuck himself even though those accounts really do exist just to troll him into hilarious tantrums. If he didn't throw hilarious tantrums they wouldn't do it.

He's actually too stupid to understand why giving trolls exactly the reward they're seeking isn't a good idea. He's a mongoloid.
 
Hatoful Dandy said:
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It's hilarious that they covered such a very brief sample of Ryulong's chimpouts and still had so much milk to laugh at.

@LordKaT I don't know how far back you read on the thread, but here are some spotlights on the premium milk that was produced after his Wikipedia ban.
Immediately after his ban from Wikipedia, Ryulong chimped the fuck out over Twitter and set his account to private, but not before melting down and producing some of the angriest, saltiest whining. His account has remained on private ever since.

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In the months after his ban from Wikipedia, Ryulong convinced his online friends (including pedophile Nicholas Nyberg) to go edit Wikipedia for him, mostly to continue edit warring over stupid shit (this is what Buddyroid/Buddyloid is from, which in itself is something Ryulong has been fighting over for years. He also was fighting over Condol Legs shortly before his ban). These edits were coordinated over Skype and some were even done with Ryulong making an edit at RationalWiki and his meatpuppet making edits to the same article on Wikipedia itself. Ryulong even abused some of his connections to Wikipedia sysops to have them protect the pages he was warring over.

(In this screencap, an IP editor is seen arguing with one of Ryulong's meatpuppets, Adam "Kitsunelaine" Morland. Adam would also show up at RationalWiki where he would attack Ryulong's enemies)

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In the first months Ryulong was at RationalWiki, people were concerned that he had been editing for over 10 hours straight on the Gamergate article. Ryulong's defense was that spending all his time editing the article might help get him a job.

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Ryulong made an ill-fated attempt to edit on the Japanese Wikipedia. His Japanese was dubbed "poor" and he was politely told to fuck off after trying to change names for Ryukyuan dialect pages. One editor took the time to try and address Ryulong in both English and Japanese, Ryulong responded with something akin to "do you know who I am?"

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After months of being an asshole on RationalWiki and repeatedly losing his sysop status (it was generally given back by David Gerard, the wiki's big-wig and an inexplicable Ryulong ally), the thing that really killed any remaining support Ryulong had there was when he decided to attack the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic article in late October and turn it into a hit piece against bronies. For this he recruited one of his Wikipedia meatpuppets, Adam "Kitsunelaine" Morland, to aid him. Ryulong tried to delete lots of the article because it was "propaganda." When his edits were reverted, this resulted in Ryulong wanting to delete the whole article if he couldn't get his way. Ryulong also chimped out and claimed bronies were appropriating his "own fucking sexuality" by supposedly "coming out of the stable."

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Over the next few months, Ryulong was almost constantly pissing off other editors and getting in fights. Ryulong claimed he was going to leave the site in late October when the MLP thing happened (so that he wouldn't be "turned into a lolcow" by the Farms), and in early November he again stated his intent to quit RationalWiki after getting into fights over BS. He didn't even make it 8 hours because he "couldn't stop himself" from coming back to rage at someone on a Gamergate page.

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Ryulong planned to leave the site again not soon after getting into yet another fight on the wiki, but of course he literally could not stay away.

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The initial My Little Pony incident lasted around a week or more, but it caused butthurt that Ryulong wouldn't forget. In early December it flared up again when Ryulong and his meatpuppet Adam Morland both conspired to attack the My Little Pony article once more. When their edits were again being reverted, another attempt was made to delete the MLP article. With the votes not in his favor, Ryulong began pathetically policing the votes and cried at the Saloon Bar in an attempt to disallow IP editors (BoNs in RationalWiki speak) from contributing. The article was eventually kept after Ryulong and Adam had spilled spaghetti all over the place.

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On December 7th, Ryulong had his own Pearl Harbor remembrance ceremony going on as he had been brought to the Chicken coop for chimping out at an IP editor over religion, and had been edit warring over a Yonaguni Monument article while the coop case was still ongoing, which won him no favors.

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In response, Ryulong ragequit. The coop ended with Ryulong put in the Vandal Bin, a 30 minute timer between edits.

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Ryulong returned two days after this "last edit" to make his "last edit, fuckos" by trying to delete some of the comments the community had left on his page.

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Around this time, Ryulong was perma banned from the Digimon wikia (although they gave him a second chance and unbanned him). Hilariously, Ryulong earned himself a two year ban from the Bleach wikia after sperging out and edit warring over a Japanese name. One of the wikia admins even bought the manga so they could verify what the name really was, but Ryulong couldn't wait and kept sperging about it. This was the first(?) appearance of MythdonsRevenge, who Ryulong would claim was trying to get him to kill himself. Ryulong had previously been blocked for a year from this wikia due to doing the standard Ryulong translation warring. During this latest incident he had threatened that he would just wait out his block and then make the edits he wanted, as he did with his first year-long block.

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Back to RationalWiki, Ryulong had requested one of his sysop buddies indefinitely block him from RationalWiki so he couldn't go back. He was instead given a 3 day block by his friend, which was upped to a 3 month block by a different sysop when Ryulong had come back on the 9th. A RationalWiki moderator then removed the block because Ryulong was "really gone this time." Sometime after Ryulong had flounced, some RW sysops/moderators tried to reach out to Gamergate-friendly subreddits and asked them to go over the RationalWiki Gamergate articles and offer corrections on any inaccuracies. This kicked off a whole 'nother saga of drama, but notably it caused the return of Ryulong, who made dozens of edits after his "last edit, fuckos".


Remember that all of those edits were made with that 30 minute timer in place.

Ryulong has successfully managed to stay away from RationalWiki with his last edit being on December 26th. An impressive feat, considering who this trainwreck is. Since then, Ryulong has mostly been at JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia, with limited action on other wikias (as far as we have seen, anyway). He is also highly suspected to be evading his Wikipedia block by using IPs to edit.

On that note, his Wikipedia block was appealable as of January 2016, but he remains blocked. It is unknown if he tried to appeal, but it seems likely he would have and was declined.

I should also add this is just a small sample of the milk from all these incidents, there's plenty more to see if you're bored enough to track it down.[ /SPOILER]
 
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Hellfire said:
It's hilarious that they covered such a very brief sample of Ryulong's chimpouts and still had so much milk to laugh at.

@LordKaT I don't know how far back you read on the thread, but here are some spotlights on the premium milk that was produced after his Wikipedia ban.
Immediately after his ban from Wikipedia, Ryulong chimped the fuck out over Twitter and set his account to private, but not before melting down and producing some of the angriest, saltiest whining. His account has remained on private ever since.

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In the months after his ban from Wikipedia, Ryulong convinced his online friends (including pedophile Nicholas Nyberg) to go edit Wikipedia for him, mostly to continue edit warring over stupid shit (this is what Buddyroid/Buddyloid is from, which in itself is something Ryulong has been fighting over for years. He also was fighting over Condol Legs shortly before his ban). These edits were coordinated over Skype and some were even done with Ryulong making an edit at RationalWiki and his meatpuppet making edits to the same article on Wikipedia itself. Ryulong even abused some of his connections to Wikipedia sysops to have them protect the pages he was warring over.

(In this screencap, an IP editor is seen arguing with one of Ryulong's meatpuppets, Adam "Kitsunelaine" Morland. Adam would also show up at RationalWiki where he would attack Ryulong's enemies)

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In the first months Ryulong was at RationalWiki, people were concerned that he had been editing for over 10 hours straight on the Gamergate article. Ryulong's defense was that spending all his time editing the article might help get him a job.

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Ryulong made an ill-fated attempt to edit on the Japanese Wikipedia. His Japanese was dubbed "poor" and he was politely told to fuck off after trying to change names for Ryukyuan dialect pages. One editor took the time to try and address Ryulong in both English and Japanese, Ryulong responded with something akin to "do you know who I am?"

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After months of being an asshole on RationalWiki and repeatedly losing his sysop status (it was generally given back by David Gerard, the wiki's big-wig and an inexplicable Ryulong ally), the thing that really killed any remaining support Ryulong had there was when he decided to attack the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic article in late October and turn it into a hit piece against bronies. For this he recruited one of his Wikipedia meatpuppets, Adam "Kitsunelaine" Morland, to aid him. Ryulong tried to delete lots of the article because it was "propaganda." When his edits were reverted, this resulted in Ryulong wanting to delete the whole article if he couldn't get his way. Ryulong also chimped out and claimed bronies were appropriating his "own fucking sexuality" by supposedly "coming out of the stable."

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Over the next few months, Ryulong was almost constantly pissing off other editors and getting in fights. Ryulong claimed he was going to leave the site in late October when the MLP thing happened (so that he wouldn't be "turned into a lolcow" by the Farms), and in early November he again stated his intent to quit RationalWiki after getting into fights over BS. He didn't even make it 8 hours because he "couldn't stop himself" from coming back to rage at someone on a Gamergate page.

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Ryulong planned to leave the site again not soon after getting into yet another fight on the wiki, but of course he literally could not stay away.

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The initial My Little Pony incident lasted around a week or more, but it caused butthurt that Ryulong wouldn't forget. In early December it flared up again when Ryulong and his meatpuppet Adam Morland both conspired to attack the My Little Pony article once more. When their edits were again being reverted, another attempt was made to delete the MLP article. With the votes not in his favor, Ryulong began pathetically policing the votes and cried at the Saloon Bar in an attempt to disallow IP editors (BoNs in RationalWiki speak) from contributing. The article was eventually kept after Ryulong and Adam had spilled spaghetti all over the place.

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On December 7th, Ryulong had his own Pearl Harbor remembrance ceremony going on as he had been brought to the Chicken coop for chimping out at an IP editor over religion, and had been edit warring over a Yonaguni Monument article while the coop case was still ongoing, which won him no favors.

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In response, Ryulong ragequit. The coop ended with Ryulong put in the Vandal Bin, a 30 minute timer between edits.

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Ryulong returned two days after this "last edit" to make his "last edit, fuckos" by trying to delete some of the comments the community had left on his page.

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Around this time, Ryulong was perma banned from the Digimon wikia (although they gave him a second chance and unbanned him). Hilariously, Ryulong earned himself a two year ban from the Bleach wikia after sperging out and edit warring over a Japanese name. One of the wikia admins even bought the manga so they could verify what the name really was, but Ryulong couldn't wait and kept sperging about it. This was the first(?) appearance of MythdonsRevenge, who Ryulong would claim was trying to get him to kill himself. Ryulong had previously been blocked for a year from this wikia due to doing the standard Ryulong translation warring. During this latest incident he had threatened that he would just wait out his block and then make the edits he wanted, as he did with his first year-long block.

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Back to RationalWiki, Ryulong had requested one of his sysop buddies indefinitely block him from RationalWiki so he couldn't go back. He was instead given a 3 day block by his friend, which was upped to a 3 month block by a different sysop when Ryulong had come back on the 9th. A RationalWiki moderator then removed the block because Ryulong was "really gone this time." Sometime after Ryulong had flounced, some RW sysops/moderators tried to reach out to Gamergate-friendly subreddits and asked them to go over the RationalWiki Gamergate articles and offer corrections on any inaccuracies. This kicked off a whole 'nother saga of drama, but notably it caused the return of Ryulong, who made dozens of edits after his "last edit, fuckos".


Remember that all of those edits were made with that 30 minute timer in place.

Ryulong has successfully managed to stay away from RationalWiki with his last edit being on December 26th. An impressive feat, considering who this trainwreck is. Since then, Ryulong has mostly been at JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia, with limited action on other wikias (as far as we have seen, anyway). He is also highly suspected to be evading his Wikipedia block by using IPs to edit.

On that note, his Wikipedia block was appealable as of January 2016, but he remains blocked. It is unknown if he tried to appeal, but it seems likely he would have and was declined.

I should also add this is just a small sample of the milk from all these incidents, there's plenty more to see if you're bored enough to track it down.[ /SPOILER]
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Oh 2D. I can only cover so much in an hour.
 
Hellfire said:
(so that he wouldn't be "turned into a lolcow" by the Farms)
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That motherfucking ship sailed a long time ago, baby. Looking at all of this, it's apparent that Ryulong thinks that there's some shadowy conspiracy to stop him from some very important work, as if the fate of Earth hangs in the balance over the proper translation for a Kamen Rider henshin.
 
I know I've said Ryulong is fueled by infinite narcicism and ego, but after the excellent recap by @Hellfire I now question Ryulong's actual expectations for his continued spergery on exclusively wiki sites. Being a wiki editor, let alone dedicated to be a good editor, is quite honestly one of the most thankless tasks I can imagine - can't even call it a job since they don't get paid, it's entirely volunteer work, right?

And yet LyuRong is single minded in his obsession with editing articles, like a bad drug addiction, because it costs him so much in life and the only thing I can imagine him getting out of being the Wikipedia equivelent of Leroy from the South Park Warcraft episode is some kind of mental high every time he hits that 'edit' button. I do not believe he is really a fan of a lot of the shit he spergs about since the whole 'gord drive' and 'buddyloid' nonsense is obvously incorrect simply by saying the fucking word out loud and then again with the 'r' and 'l' swapped for each other, then recognizing the context. And then again with regards to him prioritizing individual supplementary sources as being 'correct' over the actual primary source material, as in the case of Warking Healt/Walking Heart, even though the incorrect/Ryuwrong version literally makes no sense because what the fuck is 'warking' let alone in relation to whatever the fuck a 'healt' is?

I know, I know, :autism:, but this goes beyond that since all the lolcows I can think of off the top of my head would go to similar lengths of :autism: because it gives them something they desire - usually asspats and/or money and/or purely attention. But I just don't see the reward 2D strives to, because these days he's reduced to screeching about the existence of accounts on the same wiki as him and arguing over absolutely minor shit even the niche audience who follow Jojo find trivial and relatively unimportant in the bigger picture. StewedLung also clearly isn't interested in making things absolutely right over his repeatedly incorrect postulations over translations of the letters 'r' and 'l' that are blatantly wrong in english context. And yet he can't just be wanting to put stupid shit on the internet because then he could just make the Ryulong Wiki and nobody could correct his truths. What is his :autism: driving him to as a result of all this? What is it he thinks will happen?
 
Optimus Prime said:
I know I've said Ryulong is fueled by infinite narcicism and ego, but after the excellent recap by @Hellfire What is his :autism: driving him to as a result of all this? What is it he thinks will happen?
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That Bill Gates will see his tireless efforts and hire him to take his place at Microsoft?

That Obama will observe RyuLong's tireless search for the truth and appoint him Headmaster for the Ministry of Truth?

That the senpais that make JoJo will notice him?
 
Optimus Prime said:
What is his :autism: driving him to as a result of all this? What is it he thinks will happen?
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I think it's more of a drive to be "right" more than anything else. If you look at the way he words his complaints, he's always pointing out something that's wrong and that needs to be fixed, but he can't fix it himself because he's not an administrator and can't enforce his way of fixing things. Just take a look at the way he demands satisfaction in that stupidly long "Again..." thread. He points out what he believes to be several flaws in MetallicKaiser's argument, then basically says all he wants for correcting these flaws is for a flagrant troll account to be banned.

In his minds eye he's correcting a wrong and getting a sense of accomplishment from that.

Like a druggie, he's looking for that next hit.

I would say Ryulong could make for a good lawyer, considering how much he knows about rules and formalities, but any good lawyer will tell you that court isn't so much about the law as it is about the interpretation of the law. 2D is just too inflexible to understand that other people interpret things differently and that he can be *gasp* wrong.
 
LordKaT said:
I think it's more of a drive to be "right" more than anything else. If you look at the way he words his complaints, he's always pointing out something that's wrong and that needs to be fixed, but he can't fix it himself because he's not an administrator and can't enforce his way of fixing things. Just take a look at the way he demands satisfaction in that stupidly long "Again..." thread. He points out what he believes to be several flaws in MetallicKaiser's argument, then basically says all he wants for correcting these flaws is for a flagrant troll account to be banned.
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I think it's slightly more than wanting to be right, he wants to be in control. Let's face it - Ryulong's life story is one of failure and he has so little control over it anymore that editing wikis is probably the best he's got anymore.
 
Optimus Prime said:
I do not believe he is really a fan of a lot of the shit he spergs about since the whole 'gord drive' and 'buddyloid' nonsense is obvously incorrect simply by saying the fucking word out loud and then again with the 'r' and 'l' swapped for each other, then recognizing the context. And then again with regards to him prioritizing individual supplementary sources as being 'correct' over the actual primary source material, as in the case of Warking Healt/Walking Heart, even though the incorrect/Ryuwrong version literally makes no sense because what the fuck is 'warking' let alone in relation to whatever the fuck a 'healt' is?
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Part of me has wondered for a while if his insistence on incorrect translations isn't borne out of some desire to keep his precious Japanese superhero serials as pure and foreign-sounding as possible. He's obviously mentally ill and between that and his raging ego I doubt he had a bully-free childhood, and I've known more than a few weebs who obsessed over Japanese shit because they resented the people they grew up with and culture they grew up in. He doesn't want to call it Gold Drive or Walking Heart because normies would understand what that means and then he's not super-special for deciphering Engrish. This fear of anime growing more normalized in the USA and elsewhere isn't uncommon in the fandom, after all.

It's like MovieBob's resentment of the Playstation, FPS and Sports Games because that was when his bullies got into gaming. Hardcore escapists don't like it when the people they're trying to escape from start enjoying their hobbies.
 
@LordKaT and @Francis York Morgan are both right. He wants to be in control because he's absolutely convinced he's right about everything ever. He tries to weasel his way into admin positions so he can enforce his obviously correct (in his mind only) view on things on everyone. And the reason he's such an utter dick about it is because he think it's obvious he's right, and everyone who disagrees with him is doing it just to troll him. It never occurs to him that they might actually, ya know, hold the opposite viewpoint.
 
The best part is, in this instance, he is right. Those accounts exist for the sole purpose of trolling him and he still can't do anything about it.
 
Sexy Rexxy said:
The best part is, in this instance, he is right. Those accounts exist for the sole purpose of trolling him and he still can't do anything about it.
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But it is self trolling. Those accounts essentially do nothing. For months. Then he gets butthurt and starts harassing *them*. It deserves a "well played". Others would have resorted to weenery by now.
 
LordKaT said:
I would say Ryulong could make for a good lawyer, considering how much he knows about rules and formalities, but any good lawyer will tell you that court isn't so much about the law as it is about the interpretation of the law. 2D is just too inflexible to understand that other people interpret things differently and that he can be *gasp* wrong.
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It also takes some social skills. Because of his absolute inability to deal with or acknowledge ever being wrong in any way, he would do the same dumb shit that gets him in trouble elsewhere, i.e. arrogantly filing the same shit over and over again in a frivolous, vexatious way, arguing with and insulting judges, other lawyers, and basically everyone else who tells him he's wrong, and he'd eventually end up sanctioned and disbarred.
 
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